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THE BAND (cont.)
I steeled-up. I had to offer some semblance of order in the band. I was the worst person for the job. It was time to change the name of the band. We hadn't done it since the Timmy. "Felipe's Pussy Has Sideburns" seemed to reflect our thing at the time. We had hired Lorna Garber's daughter, Lorna Garber on keyboards. She actually looked like Yoko, no shit. I knew it wouldn't last, but before we broke up and renamed the band, we Youtubed “Chanteuse Services by Triple Louise" in which Lorna seemed to be channeling Bette Davis, Carmen Miranda, and Marlene Deitrich all at the same time, again. We killed.
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