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The residents of a small redneck town urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. Seems he's been propositioning all the teenage boys in town.
The sheriff ditfully arrests the fag and says to him, "ok homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!"
The fag says, "I'll need at least two hours."
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon
I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon
Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are
You’re my favorite living human by far
’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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