or if you just want to be the biggest bitch ever (in a good, completely warranted way, of course), roll him a joint and say you'll get with him if he lights up. If he doesn't, then he'll probably be all uppity about it and leave you alone. If he does, tell him it was a test, and you could never be with someone of such weak moral fiber, who would just give up all the shit he went through with rehab just like that. Seriously, go for blood.
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