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Old 01-19-2010, 08:01 AM
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Okay, this guy has officially pissed me off!

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bs...s-of-all-time/

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Blade Runner is a bizarre and massively overpraised mess.
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Alien is slow.
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Michael Mann: All style, no substance.
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Aronofsky is a talentless dud who has bamboozled his way into Hollywood upper echelon.
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Pi is a jumble of nonsense that starts nowhere and goes nowhere. It may be the worst film ever made.
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Requiem for a Dream is noteworthy only in that Aronofsky somehow convinced Jennifer Connolly to participate in a lesbian scene involving mutual anal sex and a dildo.
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The Graduate is contemptible and snort-worthy spoiled 1960s-child angst. The ending of that movie alone makes it unworthy of human viewing.
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Tarantino’s films are like an army moving over a landscape in search of an idea.
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Goodfellas is similarly disgusting – you feel the need to take a shower after watching.
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Taxi Driver is perhaps the most overrated film in Hollywood history — dreary, grungy, and subzero.
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The psychoanalysis at the end of Psycho is laughable.
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North by Northwest relies on the tried-and-true random helpful coincidence to save our hero, time and again.
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Rear Window makes one reach for the fast-forward button. Vertigo makes one reach for the cyanide.
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Now where the hell did I put my shotgun...
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