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Old 07-11-2006, 07:48 AM
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Originally posted by urgeok
i did .. it is oscar material compared to 'a night to dismember'

let me explain a little :


the film was made by a female soft porn director back in the day.

the film is narrated as if it is a true crime story. the only little bit of dialogue is looped in by different actors giving it the look of a poorly dubbed foreign film.

the lighting is so dark you cant see anything thats happening. (this is the DVD .. not some old worn VHS)

the 'gore' looks like something i could do given 5 minutes notice and nothing but the contents of my fridge.

there is no story, there are no actors, there is no action ...

its 100% pure shit that some people have elevated to cult status for some god unknown reason.

its hands down the worst piece of shit ever commited to any medium..

everything mentioned so far is fucking brilliant compared to the movie i'm talking about.

This is what Netflix has to say about it:

Vickie Kent (played by sexy Samantha Fox) is a suspected murderer -- so, of course, she's released from an insane asylum and returns home. But the burning question is: Has Vickie been completely cured of her insanities? The rising body count would tend to discount that hopeful theory. Doris Wishman directs this cult horror classic that packs as much décolletage as flinty shocks. The title says it all … a fun thrill-ride all the way.
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