Anyone else have a pest problem?
 

Ever since our neigbors moved in with their wide variety of birdsand rabbits we have had a mice problem in our house. I have tried everything to get rid of them but they just keep on breeding. I would appreciate any suggestions other then a cat because our dog would eat it.

Tell your dog, mice taste nicer than cats. Problem sorted.

Try washing more, and stop using the floor as a bathroom.

Have you thought about calling a pest control company? If the mice get in your walls and start breeding, it is going to be a challenge to get rid of them without some professional help.

Traps, D-Con, and mothballs.

There's one of the little buggerers now!

But seriously, wild mice infestation? That sounds nasty. Just one of those little peckerheads can wreak havoc.

Catch one, chop its head off, and put it on a pike as a warning to the other mice.:D

That would work but you gotta make the meaning clear to the mice. Attach a note to the pike that says "This is YOU, mo-fuh" otherwise they will not put two and two together. They are mice, remember, and are naturally not very smart, just highly motivated.

On second thought, even that wouldn't work, because the dumb little peckerheads probably don't know how to read anyway.

Get them drunk and then drive them into an unfamiliar part of the country and leave them there with nothing but a box of Ritz crackers. Time it so they wake up just as the sun is coming up and the first thing they see is a giant Ritz crackers logo.