Super short story
 

I confess

The man made the sign of the cross.

"How long has it been since your last confession, my son?" asked the priest.
"Four days, father."
"And what do you have to confess?"
"I killed a priest in a confessional booth...I've done it four times...I cannot stop!"
"Oh..."

Sounds like John Wick.

Except this guy has killed 4 priests. And John has killed 0.

He shall be nicked "the Raph".