Ewwww, gross!!!

I had really great pizza tonight I would love another slice however I don't want to eat anymore tums. worst heart burn EVER.

screw it I want the pizza

i had burger fuel chocolate and heaps of coke,feel fat and disgusting,but my farts are really loud and smelly ,my fiance is loving it :D

I'm out of goldfish need a cigarette and don't wanna do this bikini wax :|

lmfao I wish it was an option for me not to. but I need to get paid right ? I hate waxing vaginas. so awkward.

Debbie does Dallas afro pubis for the win!

Velvet ropes wield far too much power.

yes lol. it's rediculous how this came to be too I wanted to do special effects make up and someone suggested I get my license in aesthetics first so I did and now I'm at a spa waxing and doing facials all day.

milk coffee is the shit. :3