'Vampire' Governor Candidate Gets Arrested
 

Vampire Candidate Arrested On Indiana Charges

Princeton, Minnesota -- Self-described vampire and Minnesota gubernatorial candidate Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey has been arrested on Indiana charges of stalking and escape.

Sharkey is wanted in Indianapolis on the charges on which bond has been set at $100,000.

Princeton police said their search discovered the May 2005 warrants that led to Sharkey's arrest Monday.

Sharkey, 41, a native of Elizabethtown, N.J., has lived in Princeton since October.

Sharkey gained the limelight earlier this month with his Friday the 13th announcement of his candidacy for Minnesota governor under the Vampires, Witches and Pagans Party banner.

Among his proposals was one that would use impalement to execute murderers, rapists and terrorists.

"As governor," Sharkey said, "terrorists and criminals will live in fear of me, while the people of this state will be able to live fear free."

Specifics of the Indiana charges against Sharkey were not known immediately.

Sure sounds like a setup to me...


Yup...I'd say it was a conspiracy...


'They' don't want no Vampires in the government...





Personally...I don't see what the big deal is...Politicians are all blood suckers anyway:rolleyes:

I still don't get the people who claim to be vampires.

I really think it's kinda like a religion to them....A need to belong to something...To associate themselves with something powerful...

If they want to belong to a rediculous "religion" based on the mediocre work of a semi-talented novelist, why can't they just join Scientology?

Or...Hook up with Anton LaVey...

Who dat?

For really real, you don't know? :eek:

Ever heard of Aleister Crowley?

Read this:

Anton LaVey


And this:

Aleister Crowley

Marilyn Manson is heavily involved with 'em, too...

I know who Crowley is. Never heard of the other guy.

tom cruise is coming over to house to jump up and down on your sofa.