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Sex, drugs, rock & roll
Let's start with sex....
I haven't had any for a LONG fucking time, since the month before my ex left which was...July '09...I think...? I thought I would wait until my head and heart were stronger. I had been in a marriage where the sex was ...married. And I did not want to jump into something just to inflate my ego. Well, I sort of did...last year I met a really cool boy (or so I thought)...yes-a younger man (28/Tall & Yummy) and he was into me and it seemed like we had chemistry and then we did not and since he started stalking my house and doing other devious things...I am very glad I did not sleep with him. But that is over and moving on... I think I am an asshole magnet. BUT I have just met via inter webs a most interesting person whom I would REALLY LIKE to, at some point in the near future, have wild crazy intense sex for 4 hours that will leave me with not One coherent thought in my head the next morning. I figure 13 years of bad sex-the next person I am with better be Fucking good...awesomely good. But, right now, while I wallow in this horrid stagnant place...entertain me with stories of the WILDEST place you ever.. DID IT I'll start: Mine was several places actually- On the beach under a boat On the beach under the pier Pizza Hut bathroom Daisy field beside a major highway I will just stop there...I had a bit of a wild streak in my early 20's...and not guilty about it in the least...I just thank god videoing every move every body makes and cell phone cameras were not as prevalent back then..whew:rolleyes: |
What the hell is sex?
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And this is why I stay the fuck away from this fucking forum
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You need to calm down.
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Well I hope things get better for you in the near future Nova. You seem like a nice person and deserve a break.
I guess though, you never know what is around the corner. Good situations turn bad and bad ones turn good. Hope it works out for you. |
I've been very fortunate. At the age of seventeen I met this 24 year old Englishman who swept me off my feet.
After 23 years together, we've pretty much tried everything.:D |
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I'm not as wild as I used to be, but there was:
On the beach In a public tennis court In an airplane bathroom (Mile High Club baby! WOO!) :cool: |
Car
Mini-van Dining room table...yeah...ewwww swimming pool |
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