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alkytrio666 10-31-2005 04:26 AM

Halloween
 
Happy Halloween, this is our day.

Drop a message here if you stopped by HDC today.

Have a very, very horrible Halloween, and I mean that in the best way.

crazy raplh 10-31-2005 06:45 AM

YESSSSSSSSSSS
This is the night
I have been waiting for
I amgoing to put on my best descise
and go knocking on everybobys door
this is the nigh t
i am going to hit the street
cause people are giving away
so many good things to eat
ooooooo ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
how life could be so sweet
if everynight was a night to trick or treat

IDrinkYourBlood 10-31-2005 08:44 AM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN SLUTS AND SKANKS! Now shut up and listen to my scary story. 8 years ago today, a man started playing Final Fantast 7. He played for 23 hours straight and relized he had no more room on his SAAAAAVE CAAAAARD!!!! word has it, he'll haunt anyone who has any free space on there memory card.

Now im off to go on a candy/junk food binge and watch horror movies.......wait, this is like everyother day:D




HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

newb 10-31-2005 09:12 AM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learned."



So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"


The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"


"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars.... but realistically, .....we're living with two sluts
and a queer."

Angelakillsluts 10-31-2005 09:15 AM

...
 
ahahahah

Haunted 10-31-2005 09:25 AM

Have a good one, you guys. I'm determined to have a good Samhain. MTC, on count light your bonfire: 5...4...3...2...HAPPY SAMHAIM!!!!

AmericanManiac 10-31-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newb
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learned."



So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"


The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"


The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?"


"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"


The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars.... but realistically, .....we're living with two sluts
and a queer."

:p some funny shit right there man !!!

Watch out for razar blades in the apples everyone :eek:

phantomstranger 10-31-2005 01:36 PM

Happy Halloween everyone

stay safe,have fun and don't get too bloody

Despare 10-31-2005 01:43 PM

A little boy walked down the street with his treat bag clutched tightly in his hand. Walking up the steps to the last house on his route he whistled a happy tune which was odd to hear from the mouth of a four foot devil. After shouting his "trick or treat" he held out his arms, his bag wide open ready for treats. With a thundering boom a shot went off and the door splintered as bird shot tore through the wood and into the little boy's face. Good night, and happy halloween!

Ginger<3 10-31-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
HAPPY HALLOWEEN SLUTS AND SKANKS! ....
wow it's like you know me. :p

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!! hope you all have a productive night.

i plan on living out a dream later on tonight.........


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