If you were going to kill yourself...how would you do it?
Just curious
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I would go out like a sissy.. Either sleeping pills and booze or Carbon Dixide poisoning. I could not pull a trigger on myself or jump off a building.
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I would rob the National Treasury in D.C. and plan for months how to get in and out without trippin any alarms..I would steal something worthless but prized-like Abe Lincoln's pipe he smoked before he got shot. Then on my way out I would "accidently" shoot the snot nosed senior tour guide and wait till everybody cleared out and the FBI would be called out,all lined up on the steps...I would act like I was about to surrender,then pull out a small pistol and get shot a few million times.
Then they would write all kinds of articles about what and why an how I did what I did,always with the unanswerable question"Why did she steal a PIPE??" |
I don't realy know how I would do it... but it would have to be somthing spectacular... blow myself up would be good. I would want to make the clean up as messy as possible. :)
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take a straight razor and slice up NOT acrossyour wrist!!! that should do the work bex tc!:rolleyes:
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Yeah that would be messy... But I want someone to have to sweep up little gooey chuncks of me. That would be the worst job in the world.
And I want an open casket with dry ice packed all around, so there would be that cool smokey effect |
Well this is a pleasent topic....
I'd just shoot myself. |
I would die of boredom.
I'd sit around and stare at the wall or watch public access until I died of starvation, dehydration, blood clots, whatever... |
Re: If you were going to kill yourself...how would you do it?
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I would kill you first though, no questions asked.:) |
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