John Bigboote

First she said Florida, then we all found out she was going to split the cable bill with Glenn in Maryland, but she stayed in smelly ass Sacramento, smoking bongs like a winner.

Exactly. Wasn't she supposed to move to Maryland or something? But was under house arrest for being an idiot. She still thinks that smoking dope is a necessity. I hate potheads. They always smell and think they can solve riddles.

Whatever happened to her "moving to Florida?" She's still in dirtball Sacramento smoking hash in an apartment.

She's pathetic, the typical skank you can get and impress from the Internet. As long as you have a can of Pepsi, a bowl and a blanket then you have more than her heart desires.
It's no wonder she picks winners who always physically and mentally abuse her. Use her as a cum dumpster then hit her with a sock filled with pennies.

Speaking of that equally retarded pothead, isn't funny how she pretends to be "down" with Kyle despite laughing right alongside us as he gets trolled?

It may have been after he tried getting Waffle.Ninja to touch his dick,

Did he cry about that online?

His father killed himself because his douche kid was such a failure.

He also grew pumpkins in his grandma's backyard.

The only stress he had was how to pay his half of the cable bill based on a non paying mod job.