This is the cosmic commander! And I have been sent here by another lifeform that no human eye has ever seen! And they have told me rock n' roll and wrestling secrets that no human ear has ever heard! These boys are the baddest, motherf*****, redneck actin', shot gun totin, and possible sons of b****** that I have ever seen! It is you extreme honor at this time to have the hand of rock smash your face! And the foot of roll kick your sorry asses! Straight out of the heart of Dixie! The undisputed kings of destructo rock! I give to you antiseen!
