Saw a bigass black snake in are yard. I named him Goliath.

Hey man. Haven't talked to you for a bit. How has everything been?

Yea it's cute. Titface not so much.

Easily guessed. I like that thing what ever it is that is jumping up and down.

I asume it's Japanese.

What the heck is that down below?

Looks like the damn heathens back.

Figured that.

Doing what I do any other day of the year. Watching all kinds of shit.

How are you going spend valentines day? I am going to watch stalker movies perfect to watch on Valentines day.