I also see gnomes. There are some gnomes that live in the woods near our house. I often go to see them sometimes. I read the books. It is fun doing things like that until the Siberian Gnome come. That little bastard causes a lot of trouble, comes around throws rocks at me, runs off the other gnomes chews on my books. He doesn't even belong here, he is supposed to be in the Black Woods. He little red eyes are really weird looking, he has long nails and sharp teeth, and he is very dirty. I probably going to end up tossing him in the nearest pond the next time I see him!
