Freddy Krueger.
06-20-2004, 04:27 AM
Starring: Robert Englund, Monica Keena, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly Rowland, Jason Ritter, James Callahan, Brendan Fletcher, Lochlyn Munro, Christopher George Marquette, Odessa Munroe, Katharine Isabelle, Kyle Labine, Jake Kaese, Jesse Hutch, Chris Gauthier, Paula Shaw, Alistair Abell, Gary Chalk, Robert Shaye, Blake Mawson
Director: Ronny Yu
Running Time: 97 minutes
Action, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
Jason Voorhees has been silently slicing and dicing teens at Crystal Lake since one Friday the 13th in 1980. Four years later Freddy Krueger appeared on Elm Street, invading teenagers' dreams with his sharp one-liners and even sharper clawed glove. Ever since, the two have always been deadly rivals at the box office - and while at first it seemed that the new kid on the block had stolen the Slaughter King's crown, somewhere along the way Freddy got left behind, with his seventh and final outing, 'New Nightmare', coming out as long ago as 1994, whereas the hockey-mask and machete formula was still going strong in 2001 in 'Jason X', sending Jason into space and showing that he has a very long future ahead of him (it's set in the year 2455).
'Freddy vs. Jason' is an ingeniously plotted cross-over sequel which dramatises the rivalry between these two horror franchises while bringing them both some new blood. At its beginning, Freddy is festering away in his dream world, unable to haunt the next generation of teenagers in their nightmares because he has become a forgotten chapter in the history of great horror slashers. So he enters Jason's dreams (about skewering a naked girl at Crystal Lake, natch) disguised as his beloved mother, and orders Jason to rise up from Hell and go to Elm Street. Soon Jason is making a killing there, with Freddy, as homeboy, getting all the credit and so regaining his stranglehold on the locals' subconscious fears - but when Freddy starts seeing that this big retarded Jason itsn't going to stop killing, it becomes clear that neither Elm Street, nor the dreamworld, nor Crystal Lake, is big enough for the both of them - let alone for any hapless adolescents who should get in their way.
Director Ronny Yu, who has already shown with 'Bride of Chucky' that he knows a thing or two about postmodern horror comedy sequels, is at the peak of his craft here, capturing the very different look and feel of both original series, and combining them into a new hybrid monster. Thanks to an abundance of burn-scar make-up, Robert Englund seems ageless back in his old role as Freddy, and although his quips are poorly written, he still delivers them with malign relish.
There is the usual assortment of harried kids, hopeless cops, inadequate parents, creepy dream sequences and highly creative murders - but the fun really starts when our two unstoppable antiheroes start taking out all their aggression on each other. Previous films have made it all too clear that no amount of slashing and burning is enough to keep these killers down, and so their clashes here set new standards in graphic dismemberment and splatter. Possibly the best Horror Fight Scenes are in this movie. From the dream word to the real world, Jason was Freddy's bitch. For all Freddy's anxieties about being forgotten, 'Freddy vs. Jason' gives viewers something new to remember the pair of them by, and a knowing wink at the film's end proves that neither one of these killers, or indeed their franchises, can ever truly die. And may I add: Jason got his retarded ass kicked! Normaly I don't like telling the end, but I will this time. Freddy end sup with his right arm pulled off and stabs through his chest. Jason drops in the water of Crystal Lake. Freddy drops to his knees and Lori picks up Jason's machete and slices of Freddy's head. Then Jason sinks slowly to the botton of the lake, dead (?). So, Jason did NOT kill Freddy. Lori did. The bitch. And also, at the very end Jason comes walking out the water (in the dream world as it would seem, and probley is) with Freddy's hea din his hand. Freddy looks at you through the screen and winks.
It's Got: Kia (played by Kelly Rowland) asking Freddy 'What kind of faggot runs round in a Christmas sweater?' and suggesting that the 'butter knives' on his gloved hand are compensating for something lacking elsewhere... but, of corse, she dies a painful-looking death.
It Needs: Better lines for Freddy
Summary: With the exception of 'Jason X' and 'New Nightmare', this is probably the best sequel in either franchise. Very gory, very knowing, and very funny. 7/10
Director: Ronny Yu
Running Time: 97 minutes
Action, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
Jason Voorhees has been silently slicing and dicing teens at Crystal Lake since one Friday the 13th in 1980. Four years later Freddy Krueger appeared on Elm Street, invading teenagers' dreams with his sharp one-liners and even sharper clawed glove. Ever since, the two have always been deadly rivals at the box office - and while at first it seemed that the new kid on the block had stolen the Slaughter King's crown, somewhere along the way Freddy got left behind, with his seventh and final outing, 'New Nightmare', coming out as long ago as 1994, whereas the hockey-mask and machete formula was still going strong in 2001 in 'Jason X', sending Jason into space and showing that he has a very long future ahead of him (it's set in the year 2455).
'Freddy vs. Jason' is an ingeniously plotted cross-over sequel which dramatises the rivalry between these two horror franchises while bringing them both some new blood. At its beginning, Freddy is festering away in his dream world, unable to haunt the next generation of teenagers in their nightmares because he has become a forgotten chapter in the history of great horror slashers. So he enters Jason's dreams (about skewering a naked girl at Crystal Lake, natch) disguised as his beloved mother, and orders Jason to rise up from Hell and go to Elm Street. Soon Jason is making a killing there, with Freddy, as homeboy, getting all the credit and so regaining his stranglehold on the locals' subconscious fears - but when Freddy starts seeing that this big retarded Jason itsn't going to stop killing, it becomes clear that neither Elm Street, nor the dreamworld, nor Crystal Lake, is big enough for the both of them - let alone for any hapless adolescents who should get in their way.
Director Ronny Yu, who has already shown with 'Bride of Chucky' that he knows a thing or two about postmodern horror comedy sequels, is at the peak of his craft here, capturing the very different look and feel of both original series, and combining them into a new hybrid monster. Thanks to an abundance of burn-scar make-up, Robert Englund seems ageless back in his old role as Freddy, and although his quips are poorly written, he still delivers them with malign relish.
There is the usual assortment of harried kids, hopeless cops, inadequate parents, creepy dream sequences and highly creative murders - but the fun really starts when our two unstoppable antiheroes start taking out all their aggression on each other. Previous films have made it all too clear that no amount of slashing and burning is enough to keep these killers down, and so their clashes here set new standards in graphic dismemberment and splatter. Possibly the best Horror Fight Scenes are in this movie. From the dream word to the real world, Jason was Freddy's bitch. For all Freddy's anxieties about being forgotten, 'Freddy vs. Jason' gives viewers something new to remember the pair of them by, and a knowing wink at the film's end proves that neither one of these killers, or indeed their franchises, can ever truly die. And may I add: Jason got his retarded ass kicked! Normaly I don't like telling the end, but I will this time. Freddy end sup with his right arm pulled off and stabs through his chest. Jason drops in the water of Crystal Lake. Freddy drops to his knees and Lori picks up Jason's machete and slices of Freddy's head. Then Jason sinks slowly to the botton of the lake, dead (?). So, Jason did NOT kill Freddy. Lori did. The bitch. And also, at the very end Jason comes walking out the water (in the dream world as it would seem, and probley is) with Freddy's hea din his hand. Freddy looks at you through the screen and winks.
It's Got: Kia (played by Kelly Rowland) asking Freddy 'What kind of faggot runs round in a Christmas sweater?' and suggesting that the 'butter knives' on his gloved hand are compensating for something lacking elsewhere... but, of corse, she dies a painful-looking death.
It Needs: Better lines for Freddy
Summary: With the exception of 'Jason X' and 'New Nightmare', this is probably the best sequel in either franchise. Very gory, very knowing, and very funny. 7/10