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Roiffalo
09-14-2015, 04:57 PM
TAKE THE TEST AND FIND OUT. http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/how-long-would-you-survive-in-a-horror-movie#.dq0KkqGL

I love these. A friend linked me and we're making everyone take it. The results are funny depending on what you get.

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I'm apparently Jamie Kennedy.

You got: The wrongfully accused weirdo!

For a good chunk of the movie we were led to believe you were the murderer. You’re the geek, so naturally you were the first to be blamed when bodies started piling up. You might’ve made it through the first movie, but your fate is sealed for the sequel. Hopefully you go out with a bang.

DeadbeatAtDawn
09-14-2015, 06:18 PM
I was given;

You got: The hero!

Congratulations, you’re the star of this movie and you live! You’ve been through hell and back, but you managed to pull through — albeit exhausted and covered in blood. The bad news is that you’ve got at least two more movies to survive before you get a rest, and no one can say for sure if you’ll survive a trilogy. Good luck!



I wanted the wrong accused weirdo.. : (

Roiffalo
09-15-2015, 02:18 AM
I wanted the killer ::smile::

Repo'd
09-15-2015, 03:03 AM
These are always fun. My result is horrifyingly accurate.


You got: The jokester who keeps eluding death!

You subvert horror tropes because you know them so well. The killer would have a hard time offing you because you usually know what’s coming. Congrats on surviving, but there are no promises in the sequel.

Looks like I'll survive for a while. At last, watching way too many horror movies pays off!!!

Thanks for the link, Roi!

Roiffalo
09-15-2015, 03:41 AM
These are always fun. My result is horrifyingly accurate.

Looks like I'll survive for a while. At last, watching way too many horror movies pays off!!!

Thanks for the link, Roi!

I think mine was accurate enough. People often assume I'm dangerous because of my hobbies or interests... I collect the dead... I don't MAKE them dead... I had a cousin once scare a dog away from me because she thought I was going to kill it. I'd kill her first. I love animals.

I assume that's how I make it as far as the sequel too ::big grin::

Sure thing! ;)

Martha
09-15-2015, 04:24 AM
You got: The wrongfully accused weirdo!

For a good chunk of the movie we were led to believe you were the murderer. You’re the geek, so naturally you were the first to be blamed when bodies started piling up. You might’ve made it through the first movie, but your fate is sealed for the sequel. Hopefully you go out with a bang.[/QUOTE]

That's me in a horror movie according to the quiz!

cheebacheeba
09-15-2015, 04:40 AM
"You subvert horror tropes because you know them so well. The killer would have a hard time offing you because you usually know what’s coming. Congrats on surviving, but there are no promises in the sequel."

Martha
09-15-2015, 05:32 AM
Well I hope that I will end up with some spectacular demise!

Like being eaten alive by an anaconda snake or put in a web by tarantulas for a later snack!

Maybe being reduced to dust by some fantastic ray.

Oh my! How thrilling!

hammerfan
09-15-2015, 05:35 AM
You got: The wrongfully accused weirdo!

For a good chunk of the movie we were led to believe you were the murderer. You’re the geek, so naturally you were the first to be blamed when bodies started piling up. You might’ve made it through the first movie, but your fate is sealed for the sequel. Hopefully you go out with a bang.

MovieLover12
09-15-2015, 09:58 AM
Seeing as we're already in a horror movie, for me, its 33 years!

Martha
09-15-2015, 10:48 AM
Being the wrongfully accused weirdo who would make it to the sequel, I guarantee that I will definitely go out with a bang!

Roiffalo
09-15-2015, 03:00 PM
Well I hope that I will end up with some spectacular demise!

Like being eaten alive by an anaconda snake or put in a web by tarantulas for a later snack!

Maybe being reduced to dust by some fantastic ray.

Oh my! How thrilling!

I think I'd rather be eaten by Hannibal Lecter than by snakes or spiders. The ray thing doesn't sound so bad cause it'd be painless (probably), but not a very memorable death.

Really though it's all about the last words

watch?v=2JI_Jfw22To

Martha
09-15-2015, 03:28 PM
Really though it's all about the last words

Last words!

Being a woman should say it all!

hammerfan
09-16-2015, 02:42 AM
I think I'd rather be eaten by Hannibal Lecter than by snakes or spiders. The ray thing doesn't sound so bad cause it'd be painless (probably), but not a very memorable death.

Really though it's all about the last words

watch?v=2JI_Jfw22To

My favorite werewolf movie!

SerialKiller
09-17-2015, 06:14 PM
I got the jokester.


Oh well, least I'd make the sequel. ::devil::

ImmortalSlasher
09-17-2015, 08:07 PM
I couldn't finish the test because I didn't know any of the songs and a few questions had answers that just weren't me.

Sculpt
09-17-2015, 10:06 PM
i figured how to get The Hero & The murderer. Difference was Math for hero, psychology for murderer.

Seems pretty cheap now, eh?

Repo'd
09-18-2015, 04:21 AM
I couldn't finish the test because I didn't know any of the songs and a few questions had answers that just weren't me.

Your result: This guy kills everybody

Sculpt
09-18-2015, 03:42 PM
I couldn't finish the test because I didn't know any of the songs and a few questions had answers that just weren't me.
I know... only knew a couple of the songs, checked out the rest, wouldnt use any of them for sure.