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thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 09:46 PM
Run skitterbug run.. anybody want to swim through a giant room full of jelly beans... eat them maybe?... i sure as hell don't.. why did i post this... why did you post yours... can i go home with you ... or will my pants be around my ankles before i can get into the car..

12 times i've told you... what the fuck are you thinking when you drop quarters on the ground?!

kpropain
06-10-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
Run skitterbug run.. anybody want to swim through a giant room full of jelly beans... eat them maybe?... i sure as hell don't.. why did i post this... why did you post yours... can i go home with you ... or will my pants be around my ankles before i can get into the car..

12 times i've told you... what the fuck are you thinking when you drop quarters on the ground?!

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 09:51 PM
yup.. i'm feeling psychotic.. having trouble concentrating.. just thought i'd climb the telephone poles and play with some of the power lines...

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:04 PM

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:16 PM
what the fuck indeed... the world needs to open its eyes

bloodygurl02
06-10-2004, 10:17 PM
i am still confused to waht this threads about :confused:

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:18 PM
I dunno, but it's making me like dirt more and more

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:19 PM
the goal of this thread is to make the viewer look inside the womb.. to the child..

bloodygurl02
06-10-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
the goal of this thread is to make the viewer look inside the womb.. to the child..

ok............................:confused:

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:21 PM
the question is, is the viewer supposed to look? I mean, is it a matter of "If they look in the thread, they're supposed to look", or do they look regardless? And not to start another debate, but if it's still in the womb, isn't it a fetus? I mean, surely this is not Uzumaki, because if it were then the owner of said womb would be relieving us of our blood while we tried to look.

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:24 PM
this will soon attract all... and i look at any stage of devlopment before adolescent years as a child... but yea... look at the fetus... the pre-child :) some mothers may draw blood... but it's pretty.. and ifyou're lucky, it has a strong iron smell... hooray...

they need blood flavored jelly beans

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:25 PM
just put a penny in your mouth

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:26 PM
it's not the same ... and i don't get a look at the origin of the child

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:27 PM
I've seen the origin of a child, and had a penny in my mouth. One day, I might do both at the same time. And, my dear Dirt, what a glorious day that shall be

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:27 PM
run rabbit run...

run rabbit run...

RUN RABBIT RUN!!

RUN RABBIT RUN RABBIT!!!

if we were all in bunny suits.. i bet it would make this matter even easier

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
yup.. i'm feeling psychotic.. having trouble concentrating.. just thought i'd climb the telephone poles and play with some of the power lines... Lmao...I KNOW that feeling...But, I HATE jellybeans :D

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:28 PM
I wonder if they make Hare suits

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:30 PM
yea.. then we could be splitting hares and shit... and running away from rednecks in the deserts of africa... i want to be furry... or... furrier?... i have quite the head full of hair.. so... why is everything flavored

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:32 PM
if not everything were flavored, the lack of flavor might throw the Blue Lazer plan to blow up the ocean off balance, and an off balance ocean blowing up plan is like rice; you're hungry again 20 minutes later

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:32 PM
and rayne i'm sorry but please don't dislike jellybeans... they love you...

they LOVE you... it's ok to be afraid... but just taste more... it'll be soothing.. i promise more than 5 times

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:34 PM
... i am flavored

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:34 PM
I'm egg-flavored, wanna taste? ;)

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:36 PM
deviled?... boiled?... scrambled?... overeasy?... fried?... omelette?

which is it man

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:37 PM
so much that there's a little of everything

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
and rayne i'm sorry but please don't dislike jellybeans... they love you...

they LOVE you... it's ok to be afraid... but just taste more... it'll be soothing.. i promise more than 5 times Dirt Honey...If they are multicolored and LOOK like jellybeans...But, they are THAT "soothing"...I don't think you're eating JELLY BEANS...lol :eek:

I'm also beginning to wonder if you didn't give SAM some of those "jelly beans"...lmao

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:40 PM
you see.. this thread is off to a good start.. my name is sam also.. and these are the jelly beans.. meet them.. they say hello.. it's ok

and that sounds like a hell of an egg dude.. i'm not sure... egg salad is pretty good

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:42 PM
i want to be hunted by an arrow .. right ... fucking.. now...

just one..

and it'd better be a green one damn it

evil_blonde
06-10-2004, 10:43 PM
how exactly is there any possible way that anybody can HATE jellybeans???????????????????????????????????? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 10:43 PM
Now I want some eggs...Thanks a lot...but NOT eggs with spinal cords that you can hang yourself with:eek: ;)

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:44 PM
the mutilation of eggs that is commonly referred to as "egg salad" is really nothing more than an oppression of the noble egg, a story only slightly less sad than the plight of the Cornflake. The plight of the cornflake is an old and ancient tale. It seems there was a cornflake, and his name was Paul. Now, Paul wasn’t the biggest cornflake in the box, and he wasn’t the nicest or tastiest, but Paul had ambition, and that’s something the other cornflakes couldn’t claim to have. I mean, really, how many ambitious cornflakes do you know? Have you ever poured a bowl of cornflakes and even stopped to think to yourself “What is this flake’s purpose of being, and am I destroying it by eating it?”
Stop and think about that one before you eat breakfast tomorrow. I personally don’t have time to eat it in the morning, so I’ve never really stopped to consider the moral plight of the cornflake, and besides which I’m partial to Cheerios so I wouldn’t be confronted with that PARTICULAR moral dilemma as such anyway.
But I digress.
Anyway, Paul the cornflake saw an opportunity for a spot at the top of the box, if only he could bypass the other cornflakes and somehow make his way up there. He saw all the other, more well-connected cornflakes partying it up near the crease at the top, and he wondered every morning what he was missing.
Each day he would awake (insomuch as a cornflake knows the difference between sleeping and waking in the first place) and plot a new strategy for rising to the top of the box, and each day he would fall asleep again (insomuch as a cornflake…well, you get the idea) not having figured it out.
But Paul didn’t give up! In addition to ambition, he had stubbornness as well, and each day that passed he noticed that more and more of the cornflakes above him were disappearing, usually in the morning. In fact, after a few days he noticed that he was getting near to the top himself, without having to do much of anything at all!
Well, as you can imagine, this was quite an exciting revelation for our little cornflake friend.
Finally, the blessed day came when that last bit of leftover cornflakes was poured out of the box, and Paul found himself all alone in the box, king of the heap. But Paul now had two bigger problems: Loneliness, and garbage.
For you see, the cornflake eaters in question didn’t take the time to fish Paul out of the bottom of the box of cornflakes, and simply tossed the supposedly-empty box of cornflakes into the garbage and forgot about it.
Paul sat in the darkness for a good many days, as the garbage was taken out and recycled at a local facility near the premises, and Paul was shaken out of the box by the process and he was left sitting in a pile of wax paper and rotten bananas.
Indeed, an existance, if you can call it that, that I wouldn’t personally wish on anyone, friend or enemy.
But Paul perservered, even as the moisture seeped into him and he lost all his cripsy texture and flavor, until one day he was a soggy cornflake sitting on the bottom of a garbage pile. I think a bird ate him, I’m not sure.
They don’t have cornflake obituaries, after all. But I think the world may be a better place if we did. Think of the cornflakes!
Paul died, and went towards the bright light he saw, as his cornflake soul rose to cornflake heaven, and he met the cornflake St. Peter.
“Paul”, he said, showering him with beautiful light and whole cream, “your time on this world is not yet over. You still have many breakfasts to enrich with a full day’s supply of Vitamin B and Niacin, and you still have many boxes to climb until you are the top flake.”
“But St. Peter,” Paul replied in shock, “Look at my mangled form! Whereas before I was a lovely cornflake and crispy and whole, now I’m just a soggy shell of my former self!”
“Ah, my cornflake friend,” St. Peter said calmly, “matters such as these are easily solved.” And with a wave of his hand, Paul the cornflake was reborn as a glorious Grape Nut.
“Thank you, St. Peter!” the newly nutted Paul exclaimed, “How can I ever thank you?”
“Just be the best breakfast you can be.” St. Peter replied, and with another wave Paul the Grape Nut was back on earth.
The first thing he noticed was that he was back in a box again, and was back on the bottom again. He looked up, and couldn’t help but think that the other Grape Nuts on top of the box were having a much better time of it than he was.
So Paul the Grape Nut, formerly Paul the cornflake, once again began plotting his ascent to the top of the box, and much of the same stuff happened over and over again to him in the years and decades that followed.
When does this story of woe end?
It doesn’t…it’s just a cereal.

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:44 PM
see there.. she's a jelly bean.. it's goo in a harder type bean

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
i want to be hunted by an arrow .. right ... fucking.. now...

just one..

and it'd better be a green one damn it Aww...Damn...I only have black ones...And I'm a damned good shot, too

kpropain
06-10-2004, 10:47 PM
Jelly Belly's kick ass.

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:47 PM
did i say bow and arrow?.. no.. just the arrow.. there will be no shooting.. as it is unfair and i am not quicker than a PROJECTED arrow!!

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:49 PM
i wonder if anyone has every used jelly beans on a string like anal beads... anybody here see any anal bead action...? disturbing?.. just imagine the jelly bellies

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
did i say bow and arrow?.. no.. just the arrow.. there will be no shooting.. as it is unfair and i am not quicker than a PROJECTED arrow!! Oh well...Who wants a guy to be "quick" anyway?;)

Sam The Egg
06-10-2004, 10:51 PM
someone busy, that's who!

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:53 PM
who is busy and what's who?

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 10:56 PM
i like to lick jelly beans that are clean and void of ass remnants... please do not give me your sexual left overs.. i only want the fresh

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
i wonder if anyone has every used jelly beans on a string like anal beads... anybody here see any anal bead action...? disturbing?.. just imagine the jelly bellies EWWWW...Now I REALLY don't like jelly beans:eek:

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 11:00 PM
i don't like to be quick.. i'm generally a patient, steady-moving person that likes to take in the environment.. and enjoy ... that is why you must not shoot the arrow... i ddin't even say anything about the arrow having a person hold it... the arrow needs to chase me.. and it needs to be green..

i am slow-moderate paced... unless i'm being random... but i like to take in all the sites, sounds, smells, touches... whatever.. as long as it's not stinky, hard to look at, or sexual male touching

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Dirt Honey...If they are multicolored and LOOK like jellybeans...But, they are THAT "soothing"...I don't think you're eating JELLY BEANS...lol :eek:

I'm also beginning to wonder if you didn't give SAM some of those "jelly beans"...lmao

are you doubting the all mighty jellies... don't blaim the candy.. blaim the hormones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

i am needing love... sigh...

SOMEBODY FUCKING SPANK ME!!!

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
are you doubting the all mighty jellies... don't blaim the candy.. blaim the hormones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

i am needing love... sigh...

SOMEBODY FUCKING SPANK ME!!! Aww...You poor thing...Where is Rebel?...She definitely needed to be in on this one

thEsounDofdirT
06-10-2004, 11:11 PM
maybe she no likey the dirTy boy... but i like her ...

bloodrayne
06-10-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
maybe she no likey the dirTy boy... but i like her ... You know better than that ;) :)

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 01:44 PM
i am going to get naked and streak around the world in 4 1/2 days... tomorrow

Vampenguin
06-11-2004, 01:50 PM
I think Dirt is stoned...

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 01:52 PM
I AM NOT STONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 01:56 PM
He's just high on "jelly beans", again:D

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 05:24 PM
let's all go jump roping right now and then run in super small circles until we vomit on each other.. anybody up for cheese?

i have the smell to win them over

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 05:26 PM
true, but everybody knows that cornbread can't play chutes and ladders. Likewise can the latter of the two not eat cornbread.

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 05:36 PM
oh yea.. plenty of butter here... how bout that mercyful fate character

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 05:37 PM
mercyful fate spelled merciful wrong

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 05:41 PM
yea.. he's my hero... seems to be stuck in something's taint... wanna make some sauce out of cotton cream?

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 05:42 PM
cotton cream isn't like other forms of meat balls where you add little bits of onion and cheese in it for flavor because cotton cream can't mix with onions because then it would be neither cottony nor creamy plus it would have a faint onion smell and if it came to it, that wouldn't work at all

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 05:45 PM
cotton cream is the formula that will single handedly take out the war leaders of nevencrane...

and then there is some of the change machine leak...

and then there is some of the dying things that live longer than everyone else even though they never get erect anymore

and then there's the queen with a candybar

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 05:47 PM
so... jelly beans... who's gonna fuck me.. is it gonna be the shell.. or the jelly inside

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 05:49 PM
OMG!!!....The Talons of INSANITY Clawing and Ripping at my Brain!!!...I can no longer read this thread!!!.............................Look away, Children.......LOOK AWAY!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: ...............:D

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 05:51 PM
be strong rayne.. because someday... it will be there.. the mud

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 05:51 PM
I was walking the other day and a man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three weeks, so I killed his entire family and ate a steak right in front of him, then watched Asian Schoolgirl porn

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 05:52 PM
that was me dude.. please apolgize

Arioch
06-11-2004, 05:54 PM
NICE SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
be strong rayne.. because someday... it will be there.. the mud Alas...Too late...*sigh*...The damage has been done...Wretched, blessed torment.....I am sinking.....In the mud......

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
NICE SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know what you're talking about :D

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:01 PM
it is good that things have happened.. and i can shake my ass to rap never...

Arioch
06-11-2004, 06:02 PM
Me neither....

"what is light.....without dark?"
"what are you....without me?"
"I....am a part.....of you all..."
*evil laugh*"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHA........HA"

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 06:03 PM
Now I can't tell Sam and Arioch apart!...Would that really matter in the dark?...Oh wait...I would KNOW, in the dark!;) :)

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:04 PM
but there is yellow............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................................

newb
06-11-2004, 06:08 PM
My Brain Hurts

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
but there is yellow...................................... YUCK...I hate yellow almost as much as I hate JELLY BEANS...'Tis better when all is black and red.........Obsidian and Crimson

newb
06-11-2004, 06:11 PM
Cold Play

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:12 PM
don't be silly... there are 12

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:13 PM
how honored you must feel to wear my disfigured mark

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:17 PM
I have a tattoo of my face on my face

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 06:18 PM
OH NO!!!...Newb has succumbed to the insanity as well...I KNEW it would happen!!

Hey...Seriously, Man...I DID try to warn you...Like 2 days ago...You stayed too long...Just sit back and enjoy the ride...That's all you CAN do now...Just, slip into the stream:)

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:19 PM
haha, everybody wants to be like the STE :D

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:19 PM
look at the celebrity i have become... to be mamed by all... lick me from behind .. and i'll never return the favor... unless you ask... world... tell me what you love... and i'll get horny... maybe

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:21 PM
I just can't do it, Dr. Christmas. Famine has ruined all the town's gold. Let us away, popular vote

jay o2 waster
06-11-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
Run skitterbug run.. anybody want to swim through a giant room full of jelly beans... eat them maybe?... i sure as hell don't.. why did i post this... why did you post yours... can i go home with you ... or will my pants be around my ankles before i can get into the car..

12 times i've told you... what the fuck are you thinking when you drop quarters on the ground?!

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:24 PM
mmmmmmmmm.... the taste of tuburculosis is so tangy... yet so sweet

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
look at the celebrity i have become... to be mamed by all... lick me from behind .. and i'll never return the favor... unless you ask... world... tell me what you love... and i'll get horny... maybe Umm..If that turned me on....Would I be considered..."Disturbed"?..."Perverted"...."Twisted"...Or just merely "Psychotic"? .........Purely hypothetical question, of course:D

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:26 PM
i would say interesting and worth letting live...............

Arioch
06-11-2004, 06:27 PM
I just can't do it, Dr. Christmas. Famine has ruined all the town's gold. Let us away, popular vote

I DEFINITLY get the randomness award...

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:28 PM
I brought my best foot flowered

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:30 PM
flowers said walk over that way... net will catch the fish tomorrow... kill the wee one he's 93 milleniums...

but then the smell is so yummy... much like the rot

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:32 PM
Visit delicious Captain Tangular, he's got bags of Frank

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:33 PM
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

1,000 sheets per roll... and don't you fucking forget it

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:33 PM
can i crawl in, martin?

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:34 PM
Camouflage Condoms, don't let them see you coming

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:35 PM
ok guys.. i think it's time we get back on topic

Arioch
06-11-2004, 06:36 PM
I brought my best foot flowered

LMAO!!!!sometimes i crack myself up.....othertimes.....notso much...

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:38 PM
flam cradiddle mmmmmzig machan chan can mufruggidy mackum

sorry... the drummer in me

any buddy up for sticking me in their nose?

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
ok guys.. i think it's time we get back on topic Whoa, Dirt...You sounded like a mod there for a second.....Not OUR mod...But, A mod...

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 06:43 PM
well.. i'm the mod on thE sounD of dirT forum... at my page... and soon i'll be a mod at the Silencer Records forum

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:43 PM
I stabbed myself in the mouth with an orange once. It didn't work, and the ducks in the pond 2 miles down the road from me still won't fit in the bucket of hummus

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I stabbed myself in the mouth with an orange once. It didn't work, and the ducks in the pond 2 miles down the road from me still won't fit in the bucket of hummus MMM...Hummus...Sweet nectar of the Gods

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 06:47 PM
if by nectar of the Gods you mean nectar of the Ducks Won't Fit In The Bucket, then yeah

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 07:06 PM
Fuck You Lima Beans!!

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 07:11 PM
in this world gone mad we won't fuck the lima beans, the lima beans will fuck us

thEsounDofdirT
06-11-2004, 07:14 PM
and that's the way the rod bends... sigh... i just got depressed for some reason.. i'm going to bed

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 08:51 PM
100th post :D

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 09:00 PM
Sam...Aren't you tired of being Arioch yet?...It's kinda weirding me out:D

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 09:01 PM
no :p

kpropain
06-11-2004, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Sam...Aren't you tired of being Arioch yet?...It's kinda weirding me out:D

LOL yeah that kinda fucked me up to the first time I saw it:D

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
no :p Ummm...Okay...But there are a few things that only he does, that I don't think you would be willing to do, if you really wanted to fill his boots :p :D

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 09:09 PM
you don't know that :D

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 09:20 PM
Okay Sam...But, it's pretty kinky...Think you could type some really sweet things to me on messengers all day and night, from the time you wake up until the time you fall asleep...Make me extremely happy...Send me tons of kick ass music and thoughtful, precious things in the mail.....Then take pictures for me and bite my head off when I post one on the board?...It's kind of a Sado-Masochistic thing we got goin' on, I think...lol...Like I said, it won't be easy...He has some mighty big boots to fill...OH, and you have to be able to write music and play ANY kind of guitar like a GOD...Can you play a 12 String, too Sam?

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 09:23 PM
yes, yes, yes, no, yes, and yes, but I prefer 6-string

kpropain
06-11-2004, 09:32 PM
I can play a 4, 5 ,6 ,8 and 12 string bass :D
Plus many other stringed instuments:p

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 09:34 PM
plus I can play a harmonica, and I can play Freebird on the recorder

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
yes, yes, yes, no, yes, and yes, but I prefer 6-string LMAO...That's pretty good...It's a LOT of work...I gotta hand it to ya...You are a brave soul...*sigh*...You just made me feel sorry for him, for all that he does for me, and all that I put him through...

Oh, and there are quite a few other things, too...But, I won't mention those, because I would NEVER want anyone else to do them for me...and I really don't think that anyone COULD do them as well as he does, or the way that he does...Not insulting you Sam, you would just have to REALLY be him, and have his voice, those beautiful, crystal blue eyes, and those lips... to produce the same effect...Oh..I really think I'd better stop now ;)...Sorry...Got a little off track...ummm...

OH YEAH...You should really post some mp3s...Let everyone hear you play that 6 String...Hey, why haven't you yet?

kpropain
06-11-2004, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
plus I can play a harmonica, and I can play Freebird on the recorder

Nice:D Harmonica is awesome.....................

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
I can play a 4, 5 ,6 ,8 and 12 string bass :D
Plus many other stringed instuments:p LMAO...If there WERE such a thing...Where are YOUR mp3s anyway?...Why do we have all these musicians and NO DAMNED MUSIC???..Come on guys...Start sharing... :cool:

kpropain
06-11-2004, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...If there WERE such a thing...Where are YOUR mp3s anyway?...Why do we have all these musicians and NO DAMNED MUSIC???..Come on guys...Start sharing... :cool:

Yes there is such a thing hon....

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Yes there is such a thing hon.... A 12 String BASS???...Okay...I gotta SEE that!...and I STILL want some music...Come on, kPro...Give it up...please:)

kpropain
06-11-2004, 09:45 PM
And I don't have to explain myself to anyone I am probably the only one here who has been signed, I have music for anyone who is interested....

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
And I don't have to explain myself to anyone I am probably the only one here who has been signed, I have music for anyone who is interested.... Now...I'm curious...Who are you signed with?...And where is your music?...I'M interested

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 09:59 PM
yeah, harmonica's rule. Ever see Once Upon A Time In the West? Charles Bronson + Harmonica = Total badass

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
yeah, harmonica's rule. Ever see Once Upon A Time In the West? Charles Bronson + Harmonica = Total badass Hmmm...I actually haven't seen that...I'm afraid if it isn't horror, I don't much get into it...I'm pretty boring that way...But, yeah...Harmonicas are cool :cool:


Hey...kPro...Thanks for the music...I really appreciate it:)

Sam The Egg
06-11-2004, 10:18 PM
Dario Argento helped write it, if that helps

bloodrayne
06-11-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Dario Argento helped write it, if that helps Thanks Sam...But, I'm afraid I wouldn't know it, even if Wes Craven or George Romero wrote it...Sounds like a western to me, and as such...I wouldn't have seen it:(

Hate_Breeder
06-12-2004, 12:35 AM
Im fuckin stumpped! :)

KRUGERKID13
06-12-2004, 01:20 AM
whos on first

thEsounDofdirT
06-12-2004, 06:49 AM
hey propain.. i've been signed to two labels for distribution so far.. :) and i'm in discussion with 4 others.. woo ... and one that has signed me for distribution is in talks of full signing

and you talk of mp3s... i have tons of mp3s all over my page.. my page is in my signature.. .lol

Arioch
06-12-2004, 10:06 AM
A 12 String BASS???...Okay...I gotta SEE that!

Yes all those are real instruments... the 12 string works just like a 12 string guitar, except having a dual-octave higher string on each of the normal EADGBE strings...It has a octave higher and a DOUBLE octave higher...

So, each of the normal 4 bass strings, has i octave higher string attached to it, and ANOTHER octave higher than THAT string attach to it....

So to hit any one note you play 3 strings....pretty nifty, got a hold of one at guitar center one time....kinda goofy tho, i dont know how often you could really use one of these but i imagine it would kick ass at some long sustaining bass notes...

bloodrayne
06-12-2004, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Arioch
Yes all those are real instruments... the 12 string works just like a 12 string guitar, except having a dual-octave higher string on each of the normal EADGBE strings...It has a octave higher and a DOUBLE octave higher...

So, each of the normal 4 bass strings, has i octave higher string attached to it, and ANOTHER octave higher than THAT string attach to it....

So to hit any one note you play 3 strings....pretty nifty, got a hold of one at guitar center one time....kinda goofy tho, i dont know how often you could really use one of these but i imagine it would kick ass at some long sustaining bass notes... I would still like to SEE one...And that sounds pretty cool...Thanks for educating me:)

Arioch
06-12-2004, 10:24 AM
BAM!!!!

thEsounDofdirT
06-12-2004, 10:28 AM
i could suck that if i were a women bean

bloodrayne
06-12-2004, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by Arioch
BAM!!!! Thanks..So, now I've seen it...Pretty cool...Now, I wanna hear it...Looks like you're gonna have to play it for me ;)