If you had to make a witty horror film one liner,what would you say ?

[BDuncan]

If you were a character in a horror film, where the character you'd be, would have their head cut off, but you'd be able to make a final humorously and creatively witty one liner, what would you say.

It can be something original, or any personal, greatly admired witty horror film quote that's already been used in any greatly admired horror film/s.

[realdealblues]

I have several ideas...although I don't know that they're very original or witty.

If I didn't see it coming..."(hysterically talking to myself) Ok man, it's ok, just calm down, don't lose your head (whack)"

If I saw it coming..."That knife couldn't cut through butt (cut off mid word)"

The Pink Floyd reference..."Careful With That Axe, Eugene"

[Elvis_Christ]

"Fuck You"

or

"Suck my Dick"

[_____V_____]

"Getting head?"

[MissRainbow]

DEAR LORD, DON'T LET THE DEMONS KILL ME!!!:eek:

[cheebacheeba]

Now that is fucked up and down.

[Trex78]

"why you mad bro???"

[crabapple]

Uh...can't think of anything!

[bamahorrorfan87]

i'm mad think i might lose my head over this

[Posher778]

We are so fucked! We are fucked in a manner that is so fuckdiddle assopen FUCKED that even the fuck gods feel like they are being FUCKED because the amount of FUCK IS TOO FUCKING FUCKED UP.

[roshiq]

1. Feeling dull but loaded.

2. Fuck vengeance, it's getting fun!

3. What's your favorite D-word, Lucifer?

[Elvis_Christ]

assopen FUCKED

LOL :D

I will be stealing that and using it in my day to day conversations.

[Fearonsarms]

Quick-put me in a freezer!

[Bloodwolf13]

my life is one big horror movie and now I'm screwed
( after head gets chopped off) well that's one way to get ahead

[Dara]

'What was I thinking?' , 'Where is my mind?' "erm??....shoulders,knees and toes, knees and toes!"

[Dead&Bloated]

Why the fuck you choppin' off my head?

[Gh0st]

We shall meet again. :cool:

[Posher778]

LOL :D

I will be stealing that and using it in my day to day conversations.


You have to cite me each and every time or its PlAgIaRIsM!

[wizard of gore]

im going to eat the FUCK out of that

[idoneus1957]

"Well, sometimes you just can't help things like that." --Boris Karloff in The Raven.
"You think I'm mad, don't you...Perhaps we're both mad." --Karloff in The Terror.
"I've had to learn to get used to a lot of things." --Darkman.
"Anyone got a smoke?"--The final line from Assault on Precinct 13 (the first one.)
"Say goodbye to all of this...and hello to oblivion!" The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"You're crazy to find out who I am, aren't you? All right, I'll show you!"
The Invisible Man.

[idoneus1957]

This isn't actually in the movie Phantom of the Paradise, but it's in the add:

He sold his soul for rock and roll.

[fudgetusk]

Get the hell out of my haberdasherers, muchachos!

[LuvablePsycho]

If I was the killer and pretended to be one of the victims who got murdered and then revealed myself to still be alive I'd want to say to the character "You look like you just saw a ghost"

Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow quote.

[fudgetusk]

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FEET!....further!...FURTHER!!!!!

[idoneus1957]

"I'm sorry, the bridge is out. You'll have to stay the night."

[idoneus1957]

It's the scene where they are all prisoners, and the Lord of whatever tells Ash "I control the North." Ash replies "Well, from where I sit, it looks like you control two things right now: Jack and Shit, and Jack left town."

I also love the scene where he can't remember "Klaatu barada niktu."

[idoneus1957]

When someone asks you "are you a god?" you say "Yes."

[Morningriser]

"Alright than lunger... Let's do it!" -Johnny Ringo, Tombstone