Hamlet Vs. Jason

[MVP732]

Wouldn't it just be an honor to witness the most powerful warrior in literiture and the most powerful warrior in comic books fight together? Jason would probably win but... I'd like to see Steven Seagal direct it. What do you think of this face-off?

[MVP732]

Sam the egg is probably going to critisize me somehow, because he is 40 year old loser who browses this forum 24-7 and critisizes anyone in any possible way.

[Evisceration]

Not before me.

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[MVP732]

That was racist

[Sam The Egg]

fuck you

Btw, you were off by 23 years

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by MVP732
That was racist

Lick my ass bitch.

[MVP732]

what ass

[PsychoticPanda]

I used to not mind Vs. threads but this is just getting fucking ridiculous. :(

If you want to talk about Vs. shit reply to other messages about it. Please, for the love of God, don't make anymore.

[sleepaway]

Originally posted by MVP732
Wouldn't it just be an honor to witness the most powerful warrior in literiture and the most powerful warrior in comic books fight together? Jason would probably win but... I'd like to see Steven Seagal direct it. What do you think of this face-off?

I actually liked this idea (except the Segal bit!), it would never happen but funny as all hell!

[Sam The Egg]

it sounds like a rejected Troma idea.

[sleepaway]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
it sounds like a rejected Troma idea.

Good call!

[Ultimamk]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
it sounds like a rejected Troma idea.

Well spoken.