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Vega Demon Lord
02-04-2004, 04:23 AM
Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?

sleepaway
02-04-2004, 05:37 AM
I can honestly say no.

ProjectMayhem
02-04-2004, 05:56 AM
Can't possibly disclose that information.

Killer Clown#1
02-04-2004, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by Vega Demon Lord
Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it? Well we all know you have:D , hahahahahahaha what a loser:D jk

sleepaway
02-04-2004, 07:30 AM
I really don't think a couple of tit shots classes for porn. Unless you're REALLY desperate. Wouldn't wanna see ya near a field of cows.

The Evil Dead
02-04-2004, 08:30 AM
Err... Last time I checked seeing a few tits in a movie didn't qualify as porn, at least not in my book. Also, the few sex scenes they had were obviously simulated, and never provided any real stimulation.

Plus most of those chicks in those movies were weird eighties girls, and I find them to be scary.

ProjectMayhem
02-04-2004, 12:47 PM
Perms give me the hard one.

Sam The Egg
02-04-2004, 12:52 PM
Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?

geez, are you baptist or something?

otis
02-04-2004, 01:20 PM
Hahaha, Baptists, what a funny religion. Anywho, umm..... NOES is a slasher and it didn't have much tits. I think you are confused you get hard-ons because of jason and his big "Machete".

moonsorrow
02-04-2004, 03:37 PM
wow...i thought the people looking for single people were desprate.

Dreaming Girl
02-04-2004, 05:46 PM
Pretty low porn standards if a couple of boob shots is all you need. And, as was mentioned, alot of the 80's girls were just ... ehm... \:-|

Signs515
02-04-2004, 06:30 PM
As long as it's entertaining it's ok with me :)

Vega Demon Lord
02-26-2004, 02:43 PM
I didn't mean PORN PORN! I meant Porn. As in letting inexcusable nudity on to the big screen. Either way. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

kpropain
02-26-2004, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Vega Demon Lord
Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?

Dude you have got to be fucking kidding me, porn nah don't think so.

Geez

HappyCamper
02-26-2004, 03:06 PM
Slashers = porn i don't think so, unless looking at boobs for 5 secs makes you busta nut

Splatter Phreak
02-27-2004, 03:45 AM
the only horror movies i have seen latley that could even come close to softcore porn where "flesh for the beast" and "vampyrs". both where class. i must admit though deb voorhees in friday part 5 had awesome mellons and i think i may have felt a twitch.

Vega Demon Lord
02-27-2004, 02:50 PM
NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
I MEAN SLASHERS ARE BAD EXCUSES FOR PUTTING SOFTCORE NUDITY IN MOVIES!
I LOVE SLASHERS!!!

Angelakillsluts
02-27-2004, 03:17 PM
A Slasher/Porno would be funny. Think about it. :p

Sam The Egg
02-27-2004, 04:09 PM
Horror Slashers=Porn
What other kind of slasher is there?

kpropain
02-27-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Vega Demon Lord
NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
I MEAN SLASHERS ARE BAD EXCUSES FOR PUTTING SOFTCORE NUDITY IN MOVIES!
I LOVE SLASHERS!!!

I don't think even you have a clue as to what you are talking about.

Splatter Phreak
03-01-2004, 02:42 AM
yeah man i think you "nearly" made a point somewhere, but not quite.

Ultimamk
03-02-2004, 01:04 PM
I get it, he thinks they need less nude babes/80s girls in slashers and more... slashing. Still, I've wasted my time here.

Vega Demon Lord
03-02-2004, 03:14 PM
NO!
I LIKE BOOBIES!
I just get sid-tracked by them. I love slashers!
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUUUT THIS ANYWAY!!!

Ritualistic
03-02-2004, 06:45 PM
Tits are good... man this thread suck ass... yeah i am drunk now so sue me.... :D who gives a flying fuck about slashers and how they mix with pron.. IMO they DONT .....

Nightmarian
03-12-2004, 06:01 AM
Funny how a meaningless subject like this can generate that much attention...lol. Add boobs to anything then you'll get plenty attention anyway.

Horror movie and softcore nudity always got along well. It just changes with the "era" of the movie. the 80's definetly were the booby years though. Didn't we all had a little something at the sight of Jamie Lee's boobs in Halloween??

William
03-12-2004, 06:09 AM
"Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?"

"I didn't mean PORN PORN! I meant Porn. As in letting inexcusable nudity on to the big screen. Either way. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!"

"NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
I MEAN SLASHERS ARE BAD EXCUSES FOR PUTTING SOFTCORE NUDITY IN MOVIES!
I LOVE SLASHERS!!!"

"NO!
I LIKE BOOBIES!
I just get sid-tracked by them. I love slashers!
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUUUT THIS ANYWAY!!!"


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc4.jpg

Bodacious Tatas
04-08-2004, 02:20 PM
here is someone who should have stayed in porn, rather than getting into horror, or any other kind of movie for that matter:

http://tattooshow01.free.fr/celebrity/t/traci_lord/tracy_lords_01.jpg

XFeaRX
04-08-2004, 02:44 PM
I had a hard on during Freddy vs. Jason, but any other horror movie, except Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003). :D

HappyCamper
04-09-2004, 05:41 AM
Demon Lord, where did you find that image?