The Unofficial HDC Battle Royale Shit-Talkin' Thread

[alkytrio666]

Why not?

Everybody who isn't a part of the Mad Killers has butt-sex with Jason Voorhees. So suck on that, bitches.

[_____V_____]

rofl...:D

I think one of these was very much NEEDED! Thanks, Alky.

Go on - Monsters, Mad Killers & Chainsaws - vent yourselves here! Rip your opponents apart!! :cool:

Let THE UNOFFICIAL HDC BATTLE ROYALE OF WORDS commence!

[alkytrio666]

I figured we could keep the business at your end and the endless pages of trash in here. If it doesn't work, it's always fun to take a cut at a fellow member just for the hell of it!

[_____V_____]

No worries.

What is Battle Royale without some old fashioned ribbing and trash talk anyway? You can trash the others in that thread too.

I keep the link to the Challenges in my Signature from now, so that part is easier. :)

[fortunato]

chainsaws and mad killers so ________ that they would __________ a _______ without a second thought.

let's get creative, monster squad.

[Zero]

Why not?

Everybody who isn't a part of the Mad Killers has butt-sex with Jason Voorhees. So suck on that, bitches.

hey what Jason and I had was special and intimate and i object to you making it sound cheap and tawdry

ahh those days on Lake Crystalback mountain

[Despare]

I came in here looking for intelligent and witty remarks, you know, some great trash talk. Unfortunately I only see one Chainsaw so I guess I won't find much of that.

[neverending]

Wassamatta Despare? You too WOUNDED to think of anything witty to say?

[Despare]

Wassamatta Despare? You too WOUNDED to think of anything witty to say?

Trust me, I could be in a coma and still not be worried about being able to outwit the other two groups. I won't say I can out "trash" you and the others necessarily as I generally associate both the Monsters and the Mad Killers with trash.

[newb]

Trust me, I could be in a coma and still not be worried about being able to outwit the other two groups. I won't say I can out "trash" you and the others necessarily as I generally associate both the Monsters and the Mad Killers with trash.

OH YEAH


YOU POOPY-HEAD

[alkytrio666]

Harumph harumph!

Hey newb, Despare said you're too old to get it up. And also that beer is the drink of pussycats.

[newb]

Harumph harumph!

Hey newb, Despare said you're too old to get it up. And also that beer is the drink of pussycats.

I didn't get a Harumph out of you!
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews2/blazingsaddles.jpg


I'm only good for 1 insult per day........I'm sure the poopy-pants comment upset him enough.

[The_Assassin]

Harumph harumph!

Hey newb, Despare said you're too old to get it up. And also that beer is the drink of pussycats.

"Trash" talk indeed.

- The_Assassin

[Despare]

I didn't get a Harumph out of you!
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews2/blazingsaddles.jpg


I'm only good for 1 insult per day........I'm sure the poopy-pants comment upset him enough.

I was actually typing in a response to that, one to cut you to the bone, but then I figured being on Alky's team was insult enough.

[alkytrio666]

Hahaha, well-done.
Yeah, half my life is a Blazing Saddles quote.

[Disease]

After round 3, I think the Mad Killers be the only team to have not lost a round... Pretty impresive indeed...

[The Mothman]

you all suck....
all of you.

[Disease]

where you in this at some stage, who was the first to die?

[The Mothman]

the first to die was phalanx i believe

[Disease]

the first to die was phalanx i believe

so why are you so bitter?

[ChronoGrl]

Disease -

You SUCK. SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK.

And your sig - TOTALLY IRONICAL BECAUSE YOU UGLY TOO. HA

[Doc Faustus]

To the Mad Killers-your mama can't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. There, I said it.

[Rayne]

To the Mad Killers-your mama can't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. There, I said it.

OMG...Yup...He WENT there

[missmacabre]

everyone's picking on the Mad Killers. Obviously because we're your biggest competition.

[massacre man]

everyone's picking on the Mad Killers. Obviously because we're your biggest competition.

What does your sig say? "The Cute One"... BULLSHIT!


Now I feel like a dick, sorry.

[Disease]

Disease -

You SUCK. SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK.

And your sig - TOTALLY IRONICAL BECAUSE YOU UGLY TOO. HA

No you ugly you whore.... :mad:

[Dude Guadalupe]

To the Mad Killers-your mama can't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. There, I said it.

Amazingly, that is untrue........I think.

[The_Assassin]

No you ugly you whore.... :mad:

I would not charge to take such a person as yourself out. That wasn't a polite sentence.

- The_Assassin

[Disease]

I would not charge to take such a person as yourself out. That wasn't a polite sentence.

- The_Assassin

Your just a figment of our collective imaginations...

[GorePhobia]

Eat my ass Mad Killers and Monster Squad.

Yeah that's how I roll.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Eat my ass Mad Killers and Monster Squad.

Yeah that's how I roll.

At least you can take solace in the fact that no one from my team will kill you. You're too good to us. :D

[Despare]

At least you can take solace in the fact that no one from my team will kill you. You're too good to us. :D

I think most of the people playing can take solace in the fact that nobody from your team will kill... anybody.

[Dude Guadalupe]

I think most of the people playing can take solace in the fact that nobody from your team will kill... anybody.

Ahh, we'll see.

[Despare]

Ahh, we'll see.

Ouch, nice comeback, you're the king of trash talk. :rolleyes:




















;)

[Dude Guadalupe]

Ouch, nice comeback, you're the king of trash talk. :rolleyes:




















;)

I never claimed to be witty and therefore I don't feel the need to try. :p

It'll just hurt that much more when you lose to a team with me on it

[Despare]

I never claimed to be witty and therefore I don't feel the need to try. :p

It'll just hurt that much more when you lose to a team with me on it

So you're not witty and delusional... that's ok Dude, we'll make your death a quick and painless one (unless Rayne has other plans). Don't be sad, a quick and painless death is a luxury the other teams won't have.

[Rayne]

I think most of the people playing can take solace in the fact that nobody from your team will kill... anybody.
HAHAHAHA

BOOYAH!

[Dude Guadalupe]

So you're not witty and delusional... that's ok Dude, we'll make your death a quick and painless one (unless Rayne has other plans). Don't be sad, a quick and painless death is a luxury the other teams won't have.

And who have you guys killed now? Remind me please.

Phalanx? No, he was done in by his own team.

Dante? Nope, not by you guys but I know by who.

You forget that we are the only team that still has a full roster.

[Posher778]

Ouch, nice comeback, you're the king of trash talk. :rolleyes:

















;)


Please... He wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire:rolleyes: :)

[Despare]

And who have you guys killed now? Remind me please.

Phalanx? No, he was done in by his own team.

Dante? Nope, not by you guys but I know by who.

You forget that we are the only team that still has a full roster.

The people I've killed may be walking around right now but I assure you... they're already dead. Your roster is still full because there's point in taking out those who aren't a threat. Keep your chin up though, at least you have confidence in your "team".





Please... He wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire:rolleyes: :)


You've opened my eyes Posh, you see, I used to think trash talk had to make sense or be original. You've proven however that old insults used at random CAN be considered "trash talk".

[Rayne]

You forget that we are the only team that still has a full roster.That will change soon enough...Just give it time...We're building up for a massacre

Yummy...massacre...mmmm

[Dude Guadalupe]

at least you have confidence in your "team".



Make no mistake, my team is a team only as long as the challange dictates.

After that I have no problem putting a bullet into anyone.

I might even put another into you :cool:


That will change soon enough...Just give it time...We're building up for a massacre

Yummy...massacre...mmmm

There is always one for you too

[Zero]

ok - could you two get a room and quit telling all of us (especially the lonely single and dejected ones) whose putting what into whom

[crabapple]

I like the.....I like the monkey with the chainsaw picture

[Dude Guadalupe]

whose putting what into whom

What's wrong? Starting to get that funny feeling?

[Zero]

uhm - i need a little time alone . . . .




and a few kleenex

[ChronoGrl]

What does your sig say? "The Cute One"... BULLSHIT!


Now I feel like a dick, sorry.

YOU'RE BULL -

Oh, wait. Same team. :p

[Zero]

CG - empty your inbox

[ChronoGrl]

CG - empty your inbox

yeah yeah yeah

Stupid impatient monkey.

*kicks pebble*

[Zero]

i'm just trying to keep the lines of communication open - - - - how can we continue this relationship if you won't talk to me


that's it - i'm calling Dr. Phil!

[ChronoGrl]

NO! NOT THE BALD BEELZABUB!

...

ok - you win.

[Zero]

that's right - and he's not going to take any of your bullcrap!!

[ChronoGrl]

that's right - and he's not going to take any of your bullcrap!!

OK, Mr. WHINYFACE... Now after all that... WHERE IS THE PM THAT YOU WERE SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO SEND?!

That's it. I'm calling the WAAAAA-mbulence.

[Zero]

oh no - i'm not that easy

[Despare]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/nendingtombstone.jpg

[missmacabre]

hahahahahaha!!!

[Dude Guadalupe]

lmao that's awesome

[Marley's Ghost]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn194/GHOSTOFMARLEY/tombstone.jpg

[ChronoGrl]

Marley and Des - I think that you both just made my night.

[crabapple]

shut up all you old poonuts!

[neverending]

That's a lovely poem Marley. I'm honored to be immortalized in verse & in marble.

[alkytrio666]

shut up all you old poonuts!
Okay, that was just vicious, Crabs.

(Where ya been, sucka'? The lack of simplistic folly around here has been depressing!)

[crabapple]

I have been doing business stuff just recently...but I try to get in here and talk about werewolves and poo-nuts every so often!

[newb]

I have been doing business stuff just recently...but I try to get in here and talk about werewolves and poo-nuts every so often!

http://www.fpnyc.com/weeklyplanet/mattd/wolfmannards.jpg

[The Mothman]

so why are you so bitter?

it was sarcastic.

[alkytrio666]

Woah, woah; no questioning character in the "shit talking" thread.
It's all in good fun, ya lousy bastards!

[GorePhobia]

You are all going down.

[crabapple]

That's about enough outta you, Pooh Nuts!

[newb]

That's about enough outta you, Pooh Nuts!

Ya know crabby.....talk like that will get you banned.