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_____V_____
03-23-2008, 05:59 AM
...and none of you will be spared from it's influence!:D


http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k60/malkavsnyx/quick_and_the_dead_ver1.jpg

Psycom5k
03-23-2008, 06:54 AM
Is it a "The Quick and the Dead" sequel?

_____V_____
03-23-2008, 07:00 AM
Not even remotely close.

The pic above is just a message...from it, which is coming!:cool:

GorePhobia
03-23-2008, 09:40 AM
A ticket to the gun show?

Zero
03-23-2008, 11:38 AM
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k60/malkavsnyx/quick_and_the_dead_ver1.jpg


a masturbation contest?

talk about a quick draw

bloody_ribcut
03-23-2008, 11:43 AM
pretty cowgirls,...lol....

Disease
03-23-2008, 12:57 PM
Is it a tournament of gun battles?

Freak
03-23-2008, 01:20 PM
Is it a tournament of gun battles?

That would be awesome.

fortunato
03-23-2008, 05:12 PM
well i have to say this arouses...my curiosity.

Despare
03-23-2008, 06:06 PM
You hear that? Sounds like a storm's a comin', I ain't sure any of us'll be safe. ;)

newb
03-23-2008, 06:15 PM
Just make sure "IT" cleans up after its self

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50165020/Facial_Tissue_Box.jpg

_____V_____
03-23-2008, 07:45 PM
lmao...:D


BEWARE, for it comes faster than you think!

It looms in the horizon as we speak!

It will make your curious brains tick!




Soon...very soon...:cool:

Zero
03-24-2008, 02:46 AM
lmao...:D


BEWARE, for it comes faster than you think!

It looms in the horizon as we speak!
It will make your curious brains tick!
Soon...very soon...:cool:

just make sure IT is pointed in the other direction

urgeok2
03-24-2008, 03:56 AM
is this thread all about V's battle with constipation ?

massacre man
03-24-2008, 04:23 AM
Please don't be related to Cloverfield...

alkytrio666
03-24-2008, 04:56 AM
Okay, okay, I'm here, I'm here, everybody settle down.

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 05:56 AM
is this thread all about V's battle with constipation ?


You all dont understand. Something BIG is coming...

A huge incoming is impending on the horizon of HDC...

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g201/honourjohanna/wythenshawe%20forever/september%202007/cabbages.jpg
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l317/Mariah_01_1991/king.jpg
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/father_frank/Galaxy.jpg
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj84/famjly_pr0/chocolate.jpg
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o270/Hawaiian_Ninja5/Condom.gif






Are you ready?

Doc Faustus
03-24-2008, 06:08 AM
Yes, very ready. Unless it's some sort of momentous surprise. Then I'm not ready.

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 06:14 AM
Oh it's not momentous by any means, Doc.

When it will eventually come, you will be pleasantly amazed.:D

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:17 AM
Cabbage King Galaxy Chocolate Condom!? Oh boy!

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 06:23 AM
My dear boy...you have only just begun to get the picture(s).;)



Bigger than Urge's DVD collection...heck MUCH bigger than Crabby's poo-nuts...

It is HUGE!!!:eek:



And it


IS COMING


TO HDC...

urgeok2
03-24-2008, 06:28 AM
Bigger than Urge's DVD collection...heck MUCH bigger than Crabby's poo-nuts...

It is HUGE!!!:eek:



And it


IS COMING


TO HDC...


I was right - this IS about V's battle with constipation.

the war is over, his water broke ..

the delivery is coming - and IT'S BIG !!!

Doc Faustus
03-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Is it the favorite Lucy moment tournament? Zombie Marlon Brando? The prototype for the new quadrouple whopper?

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Bigger than Urge's DVD collection

BULLSHIT! THAT'S GODDAMN BULLSHIT!

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 06:35 AM
I was right - this IS about V's battle with constipation.

the war is over, his water broke ..

the delivery is coming - and IT'S BIG !!!

ROFL...:p


Is it the favorite Lucy moment tournament? Zombie Marlon Brando? The prototype for the new quadrouple whopper?

No...NO...this is BIG.

BULLSHIT! THAT'S GODDAMN BULLSHIT!

Ahhh...but it isnt.


Think in terms of...


The $$s spent in the Star Wars franchise...

The joint contribution of Hitchcock, Romero, Carpenter, Argento, Craven et al to the horror genre...

The impact of The Godfather on world cinema...

The number of stars and planets in the galaxy...

The amount of food consumed by the entire human population since the dawn of civilisation...

The number of relatives and ancestors which make up Zero's lineage...


...only then will you be able to comprehend how HUGE it is.

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:37 AM
You're referencing space a lot... Are you launching an HDC satelite?

urgeok2
03-24-2008, 06:37 AM
are you talking about Jackson doing the Halo movie ?

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 06:38 AM
Nope, and nope.

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:39 AM
Somethin' 'bout cheese?

urgeok2
03-24-2008, 06:41 AM
did Murderdoll get caught tabledancing and put on u-tube ?

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:42 AM
Are we finally putting Newb in a retirement home?


With an open bar, of course.

Doc Faustus
03-24-2008, 06:46 AM
Did you discover Hitchcock's lost maxipad commercial?

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:46 AM
Did Hitchcock discover Maxipad's lost you commercial?

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 06:47 AM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o210/Twisted84132/sharkk.jpg

..

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t279/slallement/mushroom-agara-l30-view-000.jpg

..

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c171/ash4uga26/huge.jpg

..

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s276/amax-2007/USA%202006-2007/Pizza.jpg

..

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b290/trettin/Huge.jpg

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:48 AM
Shark Penis Pussy Pizza Guy!? Now I'm more excited!

Doc Faustus
03-24-2008, 06:50 AM
That pizza's not that big. The cat impresses me however.

newb
03-24-2008, 06:53 AM
Are we finally putting Newb in a retirement home?


With an open bar, of course.

I'll take the open bar.......not ready to retire just yet



not until IT gets here......and I think its gonna be big:D

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 06:55 AM
The second pic is a giant mushroom.


did Murderdoll get caught tabledancing and put on u-tube ?

Eh? If I did, I wouldn't be alive to post that by now. But I wish I found that though...


Are we finally putting Newb in a retirement home?

With an open bar, of course.

Aint happening anytime soon. But nope.


Did you discover Hitchcock's lost maxipad commercial?

I wish. The search continues...

Someday, hopefully I will.



But folks, it is big! And it comes to HDC this weekend!!:eek:

massacre man
03-24-2008, 06:56 AM
My birthday is Thursday, am I having a surprise party?

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 06:58 AM
Whoa...happy early birthday! And I m sure we will have a party thread for it!:D

But nope.

Dante'sInferno
03-24-2008, 06:59 AM
What?
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Adrogenous/4unkaq8.jpg

newb
03-24-2008, 06:59 AM
My birthday is Thursday, am I having a surprise party?

that one will be held at Chucky Cheese ,young one:D

http://www.willysantos.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMGP2016-723164.JPG

massacre man
03-24-2008, 07:01 AM
that one will be held at Chucky Cheese ,young one:D

http://www.willysantos.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMGP2016-723164.JPG

Damn straight, I like their pizza. And the ballpit.

Doc Faustus
03-24-2008, 07:07 AM
I give up. My final guess is a Steely Dan concert.

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 07:08 AM
Just be ready for it, Doc.

You are in for a very special and unexpected, yet pleasant and mirthful SURPRISE!

urgeok2
03-24-2008, 07:18 AM
Just be ready for it, Doc.

You are in for a very special and unexpected, yet pleasant and mirthful SURPRISE!



Mrs Birch - my evil 3rd grade teacher got hit by a train ?

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 07:26 AM
That was done 12 years ago, Urge.:)

Kane_Hodder
03-24-2008, 07:55 AM
I have been reading this thread since yesterday and I must say _V_ has me considerably curious and excited.

The Mad Monk
03-24-2008, 08:35 AM
Perhaps it's the Wrath of the Moderators - a mass cull of everyone who spams relentlessly on this forum? ;)

urgeok2
03-24-2008, 08:48 AM
I have been reading this thread since yesterday and I must say _V_ has me considerably curious and excited.



imagine how big the letdown is when the suprise turns out to be his admitting that he likes to wear dresses and pantyhose.

(as if this wasnt common knowledge already)

_____V_____
03-24-2008, 10:35 AM
imagine how big the letdown is when the suprise turns out to be his admitting that he likes to wear dresses and pantyhose.

(as if this wasnt common knowledge already)

I did wear it once, at a costumed party.

Ended up scaring the shit outta some random guy who was hitting on me all through it.:rolleyes:


But...

folks...

this weekend...


IT COMETH!!:cool:

massacre man
03-24-2008, 10:44 AM
Ended up scaring the shit outta some random guy who was hitting on me all through it.:rolleyes:

I still haven't forgiven you for that.

Zero
03-24-2008, 11:58 AM
this reminds me of my little "HIS HERALD" gag - of course that got me/him banned - *sigh*

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 07:05 AM
This wont. ;)

On Saturday...It knocks, on the doors of HDC! :cool:

Be ready...

newb
03-27-2008, 07:08 AM
This wont. ;)

On Saturday...It knocks, on the doors of HDC! :cool:

Be ready...

What time is the BIG event happening?

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 07:17 AM
Any time.

It wants to be a surprise...;)

neverending
03-27-2008, 07:39 AM
Great. Saturday. When I'm working.

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 07:44 AM
No worries.

When you return from work, It will be waiting...:)

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 08:41 AM
If you are exasperated already and cant wait...then read on.

If you are curious and want to know more...then read on.

If you are excited and can't wait till Saturday...then read on.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h129/skimets/movies/none.jpg



It sends PMs out tomorrow night. Expect one for yourself, too...:cool:

hammerfan
03-27-2008, 08:49 AM
_____V_____, you certainly have me curious! I never was good at figuring out mysteries :D

Any idea of what time on Saturday? I can't sit in front of the computer all day! :D

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 08:56 AM
Ahh my dearie...you are so gonna LOVE this!:D

Hmm...I would say It should be here sometime in the morning, come Sat.

Just log into HDC at the earliest...and wait for the knock!

hammerfan
03-27-2008, 09:00 AM
I'm usually up by 7, so early's not a problem. *sigh* I hate waiting - I'm not a patient person! :D

jenna26
03-27-2008, 09:02 AM
Hmmmm....well, I am intrigued. :)

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 09:02 AM
I can tell. ;)

I am sure you are too, my lovely.

The Mothman
03-27-2008, 09:04 AM
this reminds me of my little "HIS HERALD" gag - of course that got me/him banned - *sigh*

thats exatly what i was thinking.
that whole thing was hilarious.

ferretchucker
03-27-2008, 09:05 AM
I think I might go insane waiting! TELL US NOW!

Bub the Zombie
03-27-2008, 09:06 AM
I must admit I am really curious too.

newb
03-27-2008, 09:10 AM
I know what IT is



and $50 added to my paypal account will get you the answer:D

hammerfan
03-27-2008, 09:10 AM
I know what IT is



and $50 added to my paypal account will get you the answer:D



You suck! :p

Love ya, newb!

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 09:11 AM
Trying to make a bit of a money from the curious folks, eh?:p

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 09:20 AM
Ten Little Indians


Ten little Indian boys went out to dine;

One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little Indian boys sat up very late;

One overslept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little Indian boys traveling in Devon;

One said hed stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks;

One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

Six little Indian boys playing with a hive;

A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little Indian boys going in for law,

One got in Chancery and then there were four.

Four little Indian boys going out to sea;

A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

Three little Indian boys walking in the Zoo;

A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Two little Indian boys sitting in the sun;

On got frizzled up and then there was one.

One little Indian boy left all alone;

He went and hanged himself and then there were none.

neverending
03-27-2008, 09:22 AM
Are we having a HDC whodunit?

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 09:24 AM
Tomorrow night.

Your PM inboxes.

Part of the mystery behind "It".;)

Kane_Hodder
03-27-2008, 09:37 AM
That is a very nice poem. Edgar Allan Poe?
I cannot wait till V reveals this mystery!

neverending
03-27-2008, 09:43 AM
That is a very nice poem. Edgar Allan Poe?
I cannot wait till V reveals this mystery!

It's a traditional nursery rhyme. The version here is from Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None.

Zero
03-27-2008, 09:45 AM
i'm not sure i want V 'coming' in my 'box'

its just a personal thing


:D

Marley's Ghost
03-27-2008, 09:48 AM
Ten Little Indians


Ten little Indian boys went out to dine;

One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little Indian boys sat up very late;

One overslept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little Indian boys traveling in Devon;

One said hed stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks;

One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

Six little Indian boys playing with a hive;

A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little Indian boys going in for law,

One got in Chancery and then there were four.

Four little Indian boys going out to sea;

A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

Three little Indian boys walking in the Zoo;

A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Two little Indian boys sitting in the sun;

On got frizzled up and then there was one.

One little Indian boy left all alone;

He went and hanged himself and then there were none.

pfffttt......amateur:rolleyes:

Despare
03-27-2008, 10:28 AM
pfffttt......amateur:rolleyes:

That didn't rhyme...

ferretchucker
03-27-2008, 01:40 PM
What Marley meant to say was this.

Newb you're an ameteur,
Useless at rhyme,
Your poem was so stale,
It should be a crime.




I got your back Marley!

ChronoGrl
03-27-2008, 01:45 PM
i'm not sure i want V 'coming' in my 'box'

its just a personal thing


:D

HIO!

Me, I'm all over that action... V and Zero that is...

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 07:49 PM
pfffttt......amateur:rolleyes:

Marley! That wasn't a poem!!:D

Tomorrow night folks...first part of the "It" mystery unfolds in your PMs.

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 08:17 PM
All those who got loaded and full PM boxes are requested by "It" to make some space in it.

Thank you.:)



Ohh...and btw, if any of you want to blame someone for your exasperation or sheer curiosity, blame a guy named Angra.:p

alkytrio666
03-27-2008, 08:25 PM
This is the most exciting part of my life right now...
...is that sad...?

_____V_____
03-27-2008, 08:31 PM
Nope.

You have every reason to be excited.

fortunato
03-27-2008, 09:24 PM
This is the most exciting part of my life right now...
...is that sad...?

haha i was going to say the same thing.

Psycom5k
03-27-2008, 09:27 PM
Wow, what did I miss? What this "IT" thing everybody is so excited about?

urgeok2
03-28-2008, 01:32 AM
This is the most exciting part of my life right now...
...is that sad...?


its horribly sad.



you guys know aprils fool day is coming ... right ? :)

_____V_____
03-28-2008, 01:50 AM
rofl...

This ISNT an April Fool's joke, thats for sure.;)

Psycom5k
03-28-2008, 07:44 AM
Ok V, so you peaked my interest, and you might actually get me up early to check my pm box.


http://www.hamster.dk/~hem/gfx/pennyw.jpg
Is this It?

_____V_____
03-28-2008, 08:08 AM
Patience...all will be revealed come TOMORROW.:cool:

Kane_Hodder
03-28-2008, 09:18 AM
I will be here that's for sure!

_____V_____
03-28-2008, 09:48 AM
Yesterday I left you with "Ten Little Indians".

Today I leave you with this image which "It" sends...


http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii314/Kasiita_Fujiwara/Battle_Royale.jpg


alongwith a message...

"Be prepared."


Tonight, folks...:cool:

missmacabre
03-28-2008, 09:50 AM
damnit. I wasn't even excited until now.

Psycom5k
03-28-2008, 10:01 AM
Is It A Post Apocolyptic Battle Royal With 10 Underage Native American Children?!

Papillon Noir
03-28-2008, 10:48 AM
Okay now I'm intrigued. Is this some sort of survival of the fittest/murder mystery?

Zero
03-28-2008, 12:18 PM
bah - foolish humans


we all know the apes survive, rise up and dominate the planet!

VampiricClown
03-28-2008, 01:36 PM
Okay ____V____, your thread got me out of lurking. What is all of this IT stuff that is going on here?

Dante'sInferno
03-28-2008, 05:26 PM
You got me excited dude!Almost as much when i see Till Lindemann get all sweaty!







But seriously im excited.

_____V_____
03-28-2008, 06:07 PM
bah - foolish humans

we all know the apes survive, rise up and dominate the planet!

:rolleyes:

Someone gimme a gun, and paint a bullseye on that primate's butt.




Any moment from now, folks...


...expect a PM, from "It".

alkytrio666
03-28-2008, 06:51 PM
I have recieved my invitation, man servant.
Count me in.

The Mad Monk
03-28-2008, 06:53 PM
Is this the 'official Battle Royale thread' to post confirmation of involvement in?

_____V_____
03-28-2008, 06:53 PM
I have recieved my invitation, man servant.
Count me in.

The Official Battle Royale thread stands OPEN!:cool:

Is this the 'official Battle Royale thread' to post confirmation of involvement in?

Nope, the official thread is up. You may post your confirmation in that.

neverending
03-28-2008, 06:56 PM
I posted my answer in the real thread.

It was yes.

_____V_____
03-28-2008, 07:04 PM
Alright, NE and Alky!

Welcome aboard!:D