Junior possible spoilers but youll thank me if you end up watching it

[meetthecreeper]

I watched this last night, at least what I could have watched. I should have say I forced myself to watch it. Porno quality acting actually I would say less than that, it was like the film was made by some high school kids, and that is actually an insult to high school kids. Typical story 2 hotties get lost on a backroad and their car stalls, one goes for help while the other one is terrorized by some being which you dont see for the first 40 mins. They spent 20 mins of this women sitting in a car while it was being rocked by an unseen force. I cant say enough how horrible this film was, there was a couple of cool images of torsos hanging from chains in a old military installation but even the decapatations took to long to take place. So goes the story of direct to video.

[avenger00soul]

I forgot a new "Junior" came out. Anyone seen the old one?

Thanks for the warning Creeper.

[Ritualistic]

I like the new Junior.. I like the camera shots and it is kind of slow but overall, compared to new movies, it is a good movie.

[Sam The Egg]

about the spoiler thing, any chance of this board getting spoiler tags?

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

I could've bought this on VHS for 3.99 today but picked up the original 13 Ghosts instead. I'll get around to watching it sometime.

And yes, Avenger, I have seen the original Junior years and years ago. Two girls lost in a slaughtehouse. Don't remember a damn thing about it, though. I have a poster and a cardboard stand-up of Junior his own damn self (with a posable arm, no less) from back when I worked in a video store. The DVD to the original is loaded with all kinds of extras. I'm gonna buy it right after I make that last hit and retire from the business.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
And yes, Avenger, I have seen the original Junior years and years ago. Two girls lost in a slaughtehouse. Don't remember a damn thing about it, though. I have a poster and a cardboard stand-up of Junior his own damn self (with a posable arm, no less) from back when I worked in a video store. The DVD to the original is loaded with all kinds of extras. I'm gonna buy it right after I make that last hit and retire from the business.

For some reason, I get the feeling you may be talking about Slaughterhouse. The reason being, it is about two girls lost in a slaughterhouse and I remember that cardboard cutout of the villain. Also, the Slaughterhouse DVD is loaded. It's from Lucky 13 collectibles. Tell me if I'm full of shit and you are talking about Junior though.

The old Junior involved two ex-hookers who were renovating a boathouse and Junior and his redneck friends were always hassling them.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
For some reason, I get the feeling you may be talking about Slaughterhouse. The reason being, it is about two girls lost in a slaughterhouse and I remember that cardboard cutout of the villain. Also, the Slaughterhouse DVD is loaded. It's from Lucky 13 collectibles. Tell me if I'm full of shit and you are talking about Junior though.

The old Junior involved two ex-hookers who were renovating a boathouse and Junior and his redneck friends were always hassling them. I think he is talking about slaughterhouse Avenger.. I have seen the junior you are talking about though, Bought it last year.. The new Junior Meetthecreeper is talking about is completely different and I dont think it is a remake of the old one.. the new junior is a foreign film too.. I love the old junior though, very entertaining and that fucking speed boat she fixed up was awesome ..... :-)

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
I think he is talking about slaughterhouse Avenger.. I have seen the junior you are talking about though, Bought it last year.. The new Junior Meetthecreeper is talking about is completely different and I dont think it is a remake of the old one.. the new junior is a foreign film too.. I love the old junior though, very entertaining and that fucking speed boat she fixed up was awesome ..... :-)

Yeah, I know which one Creeper is talking about. I've seen the box many times. Every time I pass it in the video store I think of my friend Junior (not a fat redneck either, he's from Africa....weird, I know).

That speedboat was bad-ass. LOL. The sheriff in that film cracks me up. "You know, I generally let people keep firearms 'round heeeere to protect they luuvved ones, y'know, and they prop'ty."

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by avenger00soul


That speedboat was bad-ass. LOL. The sheriff in that film cracks me up. "You know, I generally let people keep firearms 'round heeeere to protect they luuvved ones, y'know, and they prop'ty." LMAO I like how the girls fixed that house up in a very short time too... especially the boat!!! I need them around my house, ya know.. Ha Ha .. the guy in the house boat IMO was more creepier than any of them though

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
LMAO I like how the girls fixed that house up in a very short time too... especially the boat!!! I need them around my house, ya know.

Exactly. And what I find funny is that they didn't even own the damn place. They just kind of stumbled upon it and fixed it up. Shit, the sheriff could have thrown them off of that "prop'ty" anytime he wanted to.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
I think he is talking about slaughterhouse Avenger.. I have seen the junior you are talking about though, Bought it last year.. The new Junior Meetthecreeper is talking about is completely different and I dont think it is a remake of the old one.. the new junior is a foreign film too.. I love the old junior though, very entertaining and that fucking speed boat she fixed up was awesome ..... :-)

Sorry forgot to mention it was a foreign film, I dont think it was a remake either, it for sure wasnt the old junior, I guess it moved 2 slow for me in the beginning, and when the girl goes into the gas station and heres the thing scratching at the door I thought it was kind of pathetic. The only thing that was cool was the torsos hanging and the weapon he used was cool looking. I think I amn going to start checking out straight to video flicks becasue I have seen everything that the local video store has to offer, I am sur there has to be some good ones out there......................somewhere

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

Y'all are right; the movie I was talking about was Slaughterhouse. I didn't know why the hell I thought it was called Junior but checked out the stupid little cardboard thingie and the tagline reads..."Junior has an axe to grind..."

But I do vaguely remember the Junior you're talking about. It was at a video store I worked at a looong time ago. I must have not liked it because I don't think I ever finished it.

I'm probably going to buy the new STV Junior next time I'm out, but I was scared off because it was released by Artisian. I bought a used copy of that crappy STV Final Examination and the damn thing wasn't even a horror movie (though it did have a cool Punisher teaser, though).

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Dr.Kelvinstein
Y'all are right; the movie I was talking about was Slaughterhouse. I didn't know why the hell I thought it was called Junior but checked out the stupid little cardboard thingie and the tagline reads..."Junior has an axe to grind..."

But I do vaguely remember the Junior you're talking about. It was at a video store I worked at a looong time ago. I must have not liked it because I don't think I ever finished it.

I thought I was right about that. It just *felt* like you were talking about Slaughterhouse.

The tagline to the older Junior film read: "The most deranged lunatic to stalk the screen!" It also compares him to Freddy and Leatherface. That's funny considering Junior isn't even the real killer.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by avenger00soul

The tagline to the older Junior film read: "The most deranged lunatic to stalk the screen!" It also compares him to Freddy and Leatherface. That's funny considering Junior isn't even the real killer. yeah here it is

[avenger00soul]

^^ Hahaha. That's it.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
For some reason, I get the feeling you may be talking about Slaughterhouse. The reason being, it is about two girls lost in a slaughterhouse and I remember that cardboard cutout of the villain. Also, the Slaughterhouse DVD is loaded. It's from Lucky 13 collectibles. Tell me if I'm full of shit and you are talking about Junior though.

The old Junior involved two ex-hookers who were renovating a boathouse and Junior and his redneck friends were always hassling them. Man I didn't think anybody remembered this flick, one of the girls names was KC and I can't remember the other one. And Junior and his Momma were quite freaky. And what about that damn sheriff.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by kpropain
Man I didn't think anybody remembered this flick, one of the girls names was KC and I can't remember the other one. And Junior and his Momma were quite freaky. And what about that damn sheriff.

KC and Jo. Ridiculous. That sheriff is the best part of the movie.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
KC and Jo. Ridiculous. That sheriff is the best part of the movie.
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