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novakru
09-26-2007, 06:50 PM
America's Top Model...I missed the second half dammit.
( My other guilty TV viewing besides The Girls Next Door. )
Hey Dante, one of the models has Asperger's.

Why is it that husbands think they can be assholes and not expect consequences?
Why can't wives get away with one really good punch in the head to the love of their lives just once a year?

Cranky babies are really hard on the nerves.

Boloney is different than Bologna, how? It all taste like shit to me.

Gatorade AM is crack liquified.

What the hell is so wrong with you that you have to be a mean bitch and scowl at everyone...yeah, I'm talking about that chick that works at Walmart.
You know the one.



Shit, the baby just woke up....

AUSTIN316426808
09-26-2007, 06:56 PM
Why can't wives get away with one really good punch in the head to the love of their lives just once a year?


They get alot more than that last time I checked.


As for a guilty tv pleasure, I watch Dancing with the Stars. It's priceless watching the best boxer in the world jumping around like a showgirl.

Disease
09-26-2007, 06:57 PM
You mean Hilary?

newb
09-26-2007, 07:02 PM
Why is it when men get older the hair falls off the head and starts growing out their noses...ears....backs...

why is it when you squint your eyes you see little worm like things

why is it when I fart its disgusting...but when the wife does it its cute

why did one little piggy have roast beef and one had none....couldn't the little fucker share?

newb
09-26-2007, 07:03 PM
As for a guilty tv pleasure, I watch Dancing with the Stars. It's priceless watching the best boxer in the world jumping around like a showgirl.

I just lost a wee bit of respect for you , my friend.

neverending
09-26-2007, 07:10 PM
Why is it when men get older the hair falls off the head and starts growing out their noses...ears....backs...



Only 50% of the male populace is subject to male pattern baldness. At 52 I have as much hair as I did when I was 15- and I'll wager it's more than most females around here have. I can't remember the last time I had a haircut.....

newb
09-26-2007, 07:11 PM
Only 50% of the male populace is subject to male pattern baldness. At 52 I have as much hair as I did when I was 15- and I'll wager it's more than most females around here have. I can't remember the last time I had a haircut.....

bastard:mad:

AUSTIN316426808
09-26-2007, 07:12 PM
I just lost a wee bit of respect for you , my friend.


Come on, it's Floyd Mayweather Jr. The undefeated, undisputed, pound for pound best boxer in the world and he's hopping around like an idiot. You gotta give me some slack based on that.

newb
09-26-2007, 07:13 PM
Come on, it's Floyd Mayweather Jr. The undefeated, undisputed, pound for pound best boxer in the world and he's hopping around like an idiot. You gotta give me some slack based on that.

Ok....if thats the only reason you're watching.

Elvis_Christ
09-26-2007, 07:14 PM
I'm thinking about weather to drink cheap beer tonight

newb
09-26-2007, 07:15 PM
I'm thinking about weather to drink cheap beer tonight

go for it.....not too cheap though.Don't want a hangover.

novakru
09-26-2007, 07:16 PM
DO NOT buy Dual Action Cleanse, there are better and less smelly ways to clean your colon.

Prozac sucks.
Weening babies because you have to go on Prozac sucks.
How long till you stop feeling warm fuzzy thoughts about heavy artillery with this fucking pill?

Why can't they speed up this stem cell BS so we can get our faces injected with it? I mean come on, I'm night creamed to death here people!

Time travel really needs to get a move on with getting inventing don't cha think? I'd keep going back to New Years 1990, man was that a kick ass party:cool:

Sleeping babies are too cute, they need to come up with a word to actually describe that properly.

I never thought I would miss the 80's...damn you VH1:mad:

I had a dream about my kid's TKD teacher...am I going to Hell?

TMI, but I don't care, I'm medicated.

Elvis_Christ
09-26-2007, 07:18 PM
go for it.....not too cheap though.Don't want a hangover.

I seem to end up with a hangover anyways, prehaps drinking the whole case has something to do with it :D

neverending
09-26-2007, 07:19 PM
I never thought I would miss the 80's...damn you VH1

Now THAT'S funny!

newb
09-26-2007, 07:21 PM
80's sucked...bad music..bad clothes


now the 70's....that was where it was at.......dig

http://www.dressthatman.net/pics/discoman3.jpg

Elvis_Christ
09-26-2007, 07:22 PM
I got all setimental about the 90s the other day.

neverending
09-26-2007, 07:22 PM
Oh shoot me now!

newb
09-26-2007, 07:23 PM
I seem to end up with a hangover anyways, prehaps drinking the whole case has something to do with it :D

yeah....that could do it. moderation my friend.


now if this was the weekend.....it would be a different story.:D

Elvis_Christ
09-26-2007, 07:26 PM
yeah....that could do it. moderation my friend.


now if this was the weekend.....it would be a different story.:D

Moderation meets beer AHHHHHH!!! :eek:

Rayne
09-26-2007, 07:37 PM
I freakin' LOVED the 80's!!!...Especially 80's Horror movies

neverending
09-26-2007, 07:40 PM
I freakin' LOVED the 80's!!!...Especially 80's Horror movies

Shoot me again, please.

Elvis_Christ
09-26-2007, 07:40 PM
80s horror is the best. When VHS was king not those stupid shiney disc things :D

Rayne
09-26-2007, 07:43 PM
Shoot me again, please.HaHaHa...Sorry, Babe...I just REALLY had a great time in the 80's :)80s horror is the best. When VHS was king not those stupid shiney disc things :DEXACTLY :p

novakru
09-26-2007, 07:44 PM
I think I would like to go back to a less complicated time.

When you could have lunch with a friend that didn't excuse herself or even worse NOT excuse herself to talk on the fucking cell phone..what? I'm so GD boring you have to answer every fucking ring? Talk to MEEE dammit, that's why I'm dropping 15 bucks for bad food to TALK to another FACE for God's sake! What is such a fucking emergency in your 'stay at home mommy's' LIFE that you have to talk on the fucking phone every 2 seconds?

Sorry about all the cussing, I'm really trying to clean up my pottymouth these days.

hellfire1
09-26-2007, 07:49 PM
alcohol now, thanks to elvis. i would greatly appreciate having my senses numbed right now. :D

Elvis_Christ
09-26-2007, 07:51 PM
Jump on a plane and come drink some beer with me and jump about to your favorite songs :D

newb
09-26-2007, 07:52 PM
I think I would like to go back to a less complicated time.

When you could have lunch with a friend that didn't excuse herself or even worse NOT excuse herself to talk on the fucking cell phone..what? I'm so GD boring you have to answer every fucking ring? Talk to MEEE dammit, that's why I'm dropping 15 bucks for bad food to TALK to another FACE for God's sake! What is such a fucking emergency in your 'stay at home mommy's' LIFE that you have to talk on the fucking phone every 2 seconds?

Sorry about all the cussing, I'm really trying to clean up my pottymouth these days.

Let it out girl.......VENT....thats what where here for.:p

newb
09-26-2007, 07:53 PM
Jump on a plane and come drink some beer with me and jump about to your favorite songs :D

I could go for a couple of beers and a little MC5 right about now:D

Elvis_Christ
09-26-2007, 07:55 PM
Haha sounds like its gona be a hell of a party at NZs punkrock graceland :D

hellfire1
09-26-2007, 08:00 PM
Ooh some beers and singing along to flight of the conchords !

What ? They're not punk, you say ??

:p

newb
09-26-2007, 08:04 PM
Ooh some beers and singing along to flight of the conchords !

What ? They're not punk, you say ??

:p

Love Flight of the Conchords



Children on the streets using guns and knives
Taking drugs and each other�s lives
Killing each other using knives and forks
And calling each other names like dork

There�s people on the street getting diseases from monkeys
Yeah that�s what I said, their getting diseases from monkeys
Whys this happening, please, whose been touching these monkeys
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
There sick, they�ve got problems enough as it is

A man is lying on the street, some punk has chopped off his head
And I�m the only one who stops to see if he�s dead, aaoohhh
Turns out he�s dead

That�s why I�m singing, Aaaaoooh what is wrong with the world today?
What�s wrong with the world today, *mumbles* never said nothings wrong with it
Uooo, what is wrong with the world today?
Think about it, think about it, think, think about it

Good cops get framed and put into a can
And all the money that we�re making is going to the maaan

What man, whose the man, when�s a man a man, why�s it so hard to be a man
Am I a man? Yes, technically, yes�

Oohh, come on, sont zootka they�re turning kids into slaves

AUSTIN316426808
09-26-2007, 08:10 PM
I have no recollection of the 80s, I was knee high. However, the satire characters make 'em look kinda wacko...Bateman and Lector to name a couple.

hellfire1
09-26-2007, 08:11 PM
Team Building Excercise 99 !

newb
09-26-2007, 08:13 PM
Team Building Excercise 99 !

Oh Yeah....it must be "Business Time".:D

hellfire1
09-26-2007, 08:22 PM
Oh Yeah....it must be "Business Time".:D

Nah uh... cause...

Business hours are over... babay ! :D

newb
09-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Nah uh... cause...

Business hours are over... babay ! :D

They have a 1/2 hour show on HBO......its hilarious. They did 12 episodes...i'm hoping HBO picks them up for another season.