The Welcome Thread

[crabapple]

We need a general welcome thread because so many people are signing up and introducing themselves and it gets to be a lot of work saying hello to everyone--so this is a blanket hello. Anyone can add their hello under this one! I know what you're thinking. This belongs in the New Arrivals section. No, it does not! Because most of the regular posters never go there. Therefore it should be here, right here.

I was bored, that is why I wrote this.

Welcome! Please, make yourselves at home, just do not swear too much. And if you do swear, use a mild swear word like "poo-nuts," this is verry fashionable around here and in fact 4 out of 5 members use poo-nuts regularly in place of other swear words. They swear by it.

You may also discuss coffee and tea within this thread. There is a strict dress code for people attending this thread.

[Miss Olivia]

Welcome blanket.
And there's no smallpox. I swear.

[bwind22]

Newbie guidelines for HDC....


Don't make a hello thread when you get here.
Don't make a goodbye thread when you leave.
Don't post a link to your stupid website. We don't care.
Don't take things personally.
Do make some valid posts & contributions to the board.


If you can handle those, you and I will get along just fine.

[punk666]

Originally posted by bwind22
Newbie guidelines for HDC....


Don't make a hello thread when you get here.


if they are new they might not see this so they'll probley post 1.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by crabapple
And if you do swear, use a mild swear word like "poo-nuts," this is verry fashionable around here and in fact 4 out of 5 members use poo-nuts regularly in place of other swear words. They swear by it.Many of us use it at home, too...In fact, our entire family uses it...It makes the baby laugh :)

Originally posted by crabapple
There is a strict dress code for people attending this thread. Oops...I'm currently in my T-Shirt and panties (Just got out of bed)...So...Umm...Is this dress code only for new members?...Or...Will it be okay because you can't see me?

...Oh wait a minute, you CAN'T see me...Sooo...I'm wearing a black suit and tie...Yup, I definitely am :p :D

[The Flayed One]

Welcome

Beware of drunk postings.

Don't poke the Phalanx.

[the_real_linda]

posting when drunk? what a silly idea....i for one have never done that! does converse count as dress code?

[crabapple]

You can wear anything you like--as long as it conforms to the dress code.

I am having coffee right now and it is dee-licious.

[hitman3005]

My little great niece will LOVE Poo-nuts! It'll drive her mom and dad crazy!

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(standing up and looking around solemnly)


my name is V, and I am an alcoholic...


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err...oops, wrong thread.

Sorry. :p

Welcome to all newbies who post in this thread, and just remember to run when you see Zero around. He is one mad monkey, and worse than King Kong. :eek:

:D

[ShankS]

Coffee & Caffeine :D

[VampiricClown]

Don't get caught with your pants down....

....It will go on your record....

@Shanks
I'm loving the new avatar. Sweet Tooth Rules!

[urgeok]

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[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by urgeok
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I need to get me a can of that soon...

[crabapple]

Aha! Very good. Very happy about this new poo-nuts craze.

[ShankS]

Are we allowed to post some 'old school' newb bashing pics, without retribution? I want to reminisce of times gone by.

:)

[crabapple]

I guess you can, but only for amusement porpoises. And you gotta put a dicksclaimer on it.