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Thomasgeorge
08-01-2006, 02:00 PM
post your most embarrassing moments ever here

tachii
08-01-2006, 02:38 PM
awwww mannnn, i don't want to be first!

crabapple
08-01-2006, 03:29 PM
Spilling a huge glass of iced tea all over a girl's floor on our first date.

orangestar
08-01-2006, 03:40 PM
gave a speech in spanish class with my zipper down.

Miss Olivia
08-01-2006, 03:57 PM
I got drunk and puked into my mother-in-law's shoes once.
While she was wearing them.

tachii
08-01-2006, 03:59 PM
ok, i've got a good one



during my highschool days while quickly taking care of business before my next class, i rushed out and noticed a really good looking guy looking at me so i fealt flattered and smiled. a girl rushes up to me and says "hey dude, you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe." i was horrified. it must have been a good foot dragging along behind me.



ok, that's my two cents; can anybody top this. please i beg you :(

crabapple
08-01-2006, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
gave a speech in spanish class with my zipper down.

I guess that would be known as the....Spanish Fly?

The Mothman
08-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
I guess that would be known as the....Spanish Fly?
that joke deserves recognition. you have just been recognized.

newb
08-01-2006, 08:05 PM
answering a Thomasgeorge post.

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/ecards/oopsSorry/embarrassed.jpg

stubbornforgey
08-01-2006, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
I guess that would be known as the....Spanish Fly?

'giggles'...thats so sad hon..

orangestar
08-01-2006, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
I guess that would be known as the....Spanish Fly?


I bow down to your wit. :D

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 07:29 AM
Ummmm....Hmmmm....Nothing really embarresses me for whatever reason, so post here I cannot.

Angra
08-02-2006, 07:33 AM
I donīt know any of you well enough to share that... Brrrrr...

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Angra
I donīt know any of you well enough to share that... Brrrrr...

Maybe that's another reason I didn't share anything. :D I don't know but maybe 3 people well enough.

Angra
08-02-2006, 07:49 AM
Funny enough does all my embarresing highlights start with me consuming a huge amount of alcohol...:rolleyes:

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by Angra
Funny enough does all my embarresing highlights start with me consuming a huge amount of alcohol...:rolleyes:

Mine all start with me deciding to try getting over being shy.:o

Angra
08-02-2006, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Mine all start with me deciding to try getting over being shy.:o


And hereīs where the huge amount of alcohol comes in the picture, for my part. ;) ....:(

Vodstok
08-02-2006, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Mine all start with me deciding to try getting over being shy.:o That very reason is why everyone who is shy stays shy, and exactly why i never try ot be cool. Im simply not, and any attempt otherwise makes me look like a bigger dork than i am.


This is a pretty crappy one. When i was 21, i was at a bar with a freind who was 4 years older. we were sitting at the bar when this rather attractive woman sat next to me and just started bullshitting. Turns out she was 28. I felt about 10 feet tall.

After baout a half hour of good conversation, my friend decides to introduce himself. Now, i had been talking more than drinking, so i was more or less sober. my friend wasnt. he began telling her that she looked like jean Triplehorn and how beatiful a woman she was, so by default blah blah blah. God knows women like being compared to actresses and models loudly in public places by drunk guys....


Needless to say, the rest of our conversation ended in less than 5 minutes with her saying she would "see me around", without having given me a phone number. I was mortified and more than a little pissed. at that point, i had been single for 3 years.

i got him back though. later that week we were in a grocery store, and he was trying to hit on the little pixie ringing us out. I was looking at the impulse buy candy when i saw the Baby Ruths.

I grabbed his shoulder hwile he was hitting on her, and in my best Sloth voice pointed and said "Jay! Look, Bay-BEE-ruth!!Bay-BEE-ruth!!"

He turned bright red, clammed up, and sulked all the way out to the car. I almost didnt make it i was laughing so hard. The look that girl gave him couldnt have been worse if he had had a bowel movement coming out of his nose. :D:D:D

Angra
08-02-2006, 08:13 AM
And the embarresing part would be....?

stygianwitch
08-02-2006, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Mine all start with me deciding to try getting over being shy.:o
I hear that, that's why forums are so good, no-one knows me so if i make a fool of myself here then so what :p

Angra
08-02-2006, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by stygianwitch
I hear that, that's why forums are so good, no-one knows me so if i make a fool of myself here then so what :p


Oh is that so, Bob Saget?



















No seriously, i totally agree with what youīre saying.

Vodstok
08-02-2006, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Angra
And the embarresing part would be....?


having a drunk friend humiliate me in front of an attractive older owman and destroy any chance i had of getting a date with her.

Angra
08-02-2006, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
having a drunk friend humiliate me in front of an attractive older owman and destroy any chance i had of getting a date with her.


Oh...

Wish I had stories where someone else than me made an ass of himself...

Lucky fucker.:cool:

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
That very reason is why everyone who is shy stays shy, and exactly why i never try ot be cool. Im simply not, and any attempt otherwise makes me look like a bigger dork than i am.


This is a pretty crappy one. When i was 21, i was at a bar with a freind who was 4 years older. we were sitting at the bar when this rather attractive woman sat next to me and just started bullshitting. Turns out she was 28. I felt about 10 feet tall.

After baout a half hour of good conversation, my friend decides to introduce himself. Now, i had been talking more than drinking, so i was more or less sober. my friend wasnt. he began telling her that she looked like jean Triplehorn and how beatiful a woman she was, so by default blah blah blah. God knows women like being compared to actresses and models loudly in public places by drunk guys....


Needless to say, the rest of our conversation ended in less than 5 minutes with her saying she would "see me around", without having given me a phone number. I was mortified and more than a little pissed. at that point, i had been single for 3 years.

i got him back though. later that week we were in a grocery store, and he was trying to hit on the little pixie ringing us out. I was looking at the impulse buy candy when i saw the Baby Ruths.

I grabbed his shoulder hwile he was hitting on her, and in my best Sloth voice pointed and said "Jay! Look, Bay-BEE-ruth!!Bay-BEE-ruth!!"

He turned bright red, clammed up, and sulked all the way out to the car. I almost didnt make it i was laughing so hard. The look that girl gave him couldnt have been worse if he had had a bowel movement coming out of his nose. :D:D:D

That was just funny. I used to do that kind of stuff to my friend Marshall. Everytime we'd get around some attractive girls, he'd start calling me 'Son' or some weird name that he'd never call me. So everytime he'd do that, I'd start calling him a poser in front of them. He would get so mad and embaressed and then want to leave right that second. It was hilarious.

Miss Olivia
08-02-2006, 09:57 AM
I used to torture my friend Heather like that too. We'd be walking around a store, and I would pick up a tube of feminine ointment and be like "HEY HEATHER! HAS THAT INFECTION YOU HAD CLEARED UP YET????" and she'd run away from me, and I wouldn't be able to keep up because I'd be laughing hysterically. She came out to visit me a few months ago, and we were shopping and she found the Monistat and did the exact same thing to me, and all the people in the store were flabbergasted because we both ended up rolling on the floor.
Friends are great.:D

stygianwitch
08-02-2006, 10:14 AM
Ok, i know i'm gonna be sorry i did this but here goes...

during a conversation at work one day i said "i've got a pair of Great Tits" it wasn't until everyone fell about laughing that i realised what i'd said, the conversation had been about the birds we get in the garden....:o :o :o

Miss Olivia
08-02-2006, 10:35 AM
LOL

tachii
08-02-2006, 12:52 PM
blue footed booby?

crabapple
08-02-2006, 01:14 PM
This is a cute thread.

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:23 PM
can't think of anything now without making shit up...DAMN!

stygianwitch
08-02-2006, 01:28 PM
lol

well i moved house soooo...new house, new garden, new tits...now they're small and blue :D

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:30 PM
tripple assed tweeder:confused:

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:31 PM
Ok...This thread has officially been labeled:



BIZZARE

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:33 PM
how much further before achieving 5 stars

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
any one have a pic of that tweeter?



google

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by tachii
how much further before achieving 5 stars

Hmmm....Probably after people start adding pictures. But I'm not sure I'll stick around for that. :D

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:37 PM
how about stick figures with wide pouching anus

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by tachii
how about stick figures with wide pouching anus

Interesting. That might just do it. :cool:

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:40 PM
might be G rated enough for one bronze half star:(

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by tachii
might be G rated enough for one bronze half star:(

Shall we find an NC-17 one that would make it more than bizzare? :D

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
what anus?

Mine? :p

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
please nc17

Are you 17 or older?

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Mine? :p


don't even get me started on a whole other level of bizzare:eek:

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by tachii
don't even get me started on a whole other level of bizzare:eek:

Hey! Have you even seen my anus yet? Huh, huh? *looks around nervously* :eek:

lol

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
seen one seen em all.

Oh, but mines different. I can assure you of that. :D

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Hey! Have you even seen my anus yet? Huh, huh? *looks around nervously* :eek:

lol



what city block hasn't seen that ass (or lack there of)

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by tachii
what city block hasn't seen that ass (or lack there of)

AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Elm St. Hasn't yet. :D

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:53 PM
i've heard otherwise:(

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by tachii
i've heard otherwise:(

:eek: From who?!:(

tachii
08-02-2006, 01:57 PM
through the grapevine

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by tachii
through the grapevine

*Gasp* This really sucks. They weren't supposed to tell. :(

@ OMC
That's right! There is a difference. I'm safe! Phew...

tachii
08-02-2006, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
*Gasp* This really sucks. They weren't supposed to tell. :(

@ OMC
That's right! There is a difference. I'm safe! Phew...




sure:rolleyes:

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by tachii
sure:rolleyes:

Worth a shot. lol

tachii
08-02-2006, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Worth a shot. lol


you don't fool me

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by tachii
you don't fool me

Just keep telling yourself that. ;)

tachii
08-02-2006, 02:11 PM
fine i will then...so there!

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by tachii
fine i will then...so there!

It's all a dream, It's all a dream.









































Or is it?

tachii
08-02-2006, 02:13 PM
nope

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by tachii
nope

:(

tachii
08-02-2006, 02:18 PM
get your brain out the gutter

tachii
08-02-2006, 02:20 PM
exactly, my path is being blocked

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
did that ass just fart!

Dude, what's up with that?

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by tachii
exactly, my path is being blocked

I'd move by kindly and let you continue on your way. :)

tachii
08-02-2006, 02:22 PM
and they say chivalry is dead

Posher778
08-02-2006, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by tachii
and they say chivalry is dead

*Holds door for Tachii*

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
*Holds door for Tachii*

*knocks posher out and holds door for Tachii while giving her my coat to go out in the rain*




































Are you ok posher?...Posher?

Nah, I'm not that mean. But I do nice things for people, and no one gives a damn.:(

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
you are very nice. funny two.

Thanks, You too. :)

Maybe it's because most people still look at me like a kid, and not an equal. *shrugs*

****Edit****
That was my 2222 post. I wasted it! Ugh...

PR3SSUR3
08-02-2006, 02:30 PM
Oh, but mines different. I can assure you of that.

Q: Is it still stuffed to the brim with cock?

:confused:

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Q: Is it still stuffed to the brim with cock?

:confused:

Haha, you wish. It's actually still a virgin anus....And it's staying that way.

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
that sucks.im 40 and every body tells me im like a little kid.

I'm 17. I don't act like a little kid because I don't really say much, but I look really young. :(

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
thats cool you can still get young girls.

To tell you the truth, I'd rather have an older girl over a younger one if I were to pick.

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by omcdave
yes older is better .

Especially when it comes to the parental situation.

PR3SSUR3
08-02-2006, 03:02 PM
thats cool you can still get young girls.


Hmmmm.....

:eek:

stubbornforgey
08-02-2006, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
To tell you the truth, I'd rather have an older girl over a younger one if I were to pick.


funnily enough..
this is happening quite frequnetly lately amongst some of the younger members
around here.
One of the guys is 19 n his girlfreind just turned 29..
he reckons its all to do with maturity in and out of bed..'shrug'

VampiricClown
08-02-2006, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
funnily enough..
this is happening quite frequnetly lately amongst some of the younger members
around here.
One of the guys is 19 n his girlfreind just turned 29..
he reckons its all to do with maturity in and out of bed..'shrug'

I don't see anything wrong with it. Some guys like me just prefer to have a companion that is more mature and knows more about what's going on in life and not so highschoolish. My girlfriend is 3 years younger than me, but if you knew her, 98% of the time she acts like she's 19 or 20. She's not real big on the whole jealousy and drama thing. I've dated girls older than me that acted like they were not a day older than 11 though. So for right now, I believe I have made the right choice.

ItsAlive75
08-02-2006, 06:45 PM
I date old women... like, 50 to 60 years my senior. I like my apple juice SOUR!

Miss Olivia
08-02-2006, 06:50 PM
LOL more like prune juice.

Miss Olivia
08-02-2006, 10:11 PM
Yep, you go.
To the nursing home.:D

ItsAlive75
08-02-2006, 11:42 PM
Psh, y'all are just jealous. I found the perfect woman. She doesn't say much, she doesn't move much, and the only thing I have to do to make her happy is take her away from her home.

Miss Olivia
08-03-2006, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Psh, y'all are just jealous. I found the perfect woman. She doesn't say much, she doesn't move much, and the only thing I have to do to make her happy is take her away from her home.

Yep, I'm jealous. I've always found sharpei's to be cute.
Do you change her diaper before you get busy?

:D

tachii
08-04-2006, 07:53 PM
you would

tachii
08-04-2006, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
*knocks posher out and holds door for Tachii while giving her my coat to go out in the rain*









that's the closet :rolleyes:

Dude Guadalupe
08-05-2006, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
funnily enough..
this is happening quite frequnetly lately amongst some of the younger members
around here.
One of the guys is 19 n his girlfreind just turned 29..
he reckons its all to do with maturity in and out of bed..'shrug' I'm 22

Rayne is....Not :D

PR3SSUR3
08-05-2006, 06:07 AM
is this a blow up doll or what?

Don't talk about his wife like that.

The Mothman
08-05-2006, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by Miss Olivia

To the nursing home.:D I like to call 'em "Raisin Farms"

Thomasgeorge
08-05-2006, 08:49 AM
8 pages wow

stygianwitch
08-07-2006, 10:18 AM
age is a state of mind...

if you don't mind...it don't matter :D