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bwind22
05-22-2006, 11:16 PM
Here's a list of currently planned remakes that should be tarnishing the films we know and love in the next couple years....

Upcoming Remakes
Macabre
The Fly
Prom Night
The Birds
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
The Crazies
Day of the Dead
Pirahna
The Hitcher
Evil Dead
Black Christmas
The Omen


Upcoming Sequels
I'll Always Know what you did Last Summer
Halloween 9
The Mummy 3
Freddy vs. Jason 2
28 Weeks Later
Ring 3
Hostel 2
Friday the 13th: Origin of Jason Voorhies
Resident Evil: Extinction
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
The Grudge 2
Saw III




I'm not real crazy about the remakes, but I am looking forward to Halloween 9, FvJ2, 28 Weeks, F13 & TCM prequels

mothermold
05-22-2006, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by bwind22
I'll Always Know what you did Last Summer


What ever will they(filmmakers)do without Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts in every single frame to carry the feature along?:rolleyes:


Direct to video.



Here's one that may or may not be worthy of mention,though it's slated for 2007.

Young Hannibal: Behind the Mask http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367959/

bwind22
05-23-2006, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by mothermold
What ever will they(filmmakers)do without Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts in every single frame to carry the feature along?:rolleyes:


Direct to video.



Here's one that may or may not be worthy of mention,though it's slated for 2007.

Young Hannibal: Behind the Mask http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367959/


Young Hannibal sounds cooler than about 80% of the crap on my list.





And as for the "I Know what you did last Summer' franchise.... I didn't even really think the first one was that good. I was surprised to see a sequel come out of it, but now another.... Ick! And like you said, without Jennifer Love Hewitt no less. What can that movie possibly have to offer?

scouse mac
05-23-2006, 06:37 AM
Originally posted by bwind22

The Hitcher


Now there is a quality little film I haven't seen in a long time. Rutger 'as mad as a sack of squirrels' Hauer gives a great performance.

In many respects Im surprised its taken them so long to re-make it.

urgeok
05-23-2006, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by mothermold
What ever will they(filmmakers)do without Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts in every single frame to carry the feature along?:



i personally cant think of anything i'd rather see..

alkytrio666
05-23-2006, 01:35 PM
Why remake The Fly again?

The first two were supreme...you're not gonna be able to touch them.

ItsAlive75
05-23-2006, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i personally cant think of anything i'd rather see..

So you must be pleased as punch to know that she's doing a Playboy spread this summer.

bwind22
05-23-2006, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by alkytrio666
Why remake The Fly again?

The first two were supreme...you're not gonna be able to touch them.

Because now they can actually make him fly.

bwind22
05-23-2006, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
So you must be pleased as punch to know that she's doing a Playboy spread this summer.

Her career's going downhill then, eh?

I give her about another 3-4 years before her internet porn tape surfaces and she gets addicted to Meth.

VampiricClown
05-23-2006, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i personally cant think of anything i'd rather see..

I'll second that.

As for the movies....Why The Fly!? Another remake of it....One remake of a movie is enough for anything. Two is just stupid.

I'm looking forward to quite a few of those sequels though.

Also the remake of Prom Night looks interesting....I watched that for the first time about 4 nights ago...

Miss Olivia
05-23-2006, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by bwind22
Young Hannibal sounds cooler than about 80% of the crap on my list.





And as for the "I Know what you did last Summer' franchise.... I didn't even really think the first one was that good. I was surprised to see a sequel come out of it, but now another.... Ick! And like you said, without Jennifer Love Hewitt no less. What can that movie possibly have to offer?

Oh man, that's gonna be a messed up movie....in the novel "Hannibal" it tells a little of Hannibal when he was a child and his sister Mischa....according to the book, army deserters took over their house and kept a lot of children in the barn...and since it was winter and there was no food, they started eating them....including his sister.

ItsAlive75
05-24-2006, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
Her career's going downhill then, eh?

I give her about another 3-4 years before her internet porn tape surfaces and she gets addicted to Meth.

One can only hope.

Amalthea
05-24-2006, 12:58 AM
I have to ask too, another The Fly remake!? :confused:

bwind22
05-24-2006, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Amalthea
I have to ask too, another The Fly remake!? :confused:

Because now they can make him fly. :rolleyes:

urgeok
05-24-2006, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
So you must be pleased as punch to know that she's doing a Playboy spread this summer.

wow !

only problem is that when stars do that to boost their careers (and oft times it works) they inevitably end up being 'arty' shoots where everything is done in soft focus, with retro wigs and outfits, to the point where you cant even recognize who the hell it is. (and very little - if anything - is shown)

i'm not a fan of the girls acting one way or another ...

but i do think she's extremely beautiful...

urgeok
05-24-2006, 08:41 AM
peter jackson should remake King Kong VS Godzilla ..

i'd kill to see that :)

wicked19962009
05-24-2006, 01:39 PM
Upcoming Remakes
*The Fly
****The Birds
*Evil Dead
*****The Omen


Upcoming Sequels
****I'll Always Know what you did Last Summer
***The Mummy 3
*****Freddy vs. Jason 2
*****Ring 3
***Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
****The Grudge 2
******Saw III

Key
*-Maybe
**-Most Likley
***-I'll Rent it
****-Theaters Here i Come maybe i'll rent it after!
*****-THEATERS HERE I COME! WAL-MART RESERVE A COPY!

Those are the one's i would probly actually watch!

alkytrio666
05-24-2006, 03:41 PM
I believe its already been proven that if you remake a Hitchcock classic, it'll suck. You just shouldn't do it.

I am not keen at all on them redoing The Birds. And don't try to tell me the effects will look cool nowadays, because as soon as you lose the Hitchcock touch, it just becomes a videogame looking CGI movie about killer birds.

alkytrio666
05-24-2006, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
peter jackson should remake King Kong VS Godzilla ..

i'd kill to see that :)

Hell yah.