magazine cover design

[Thomasgeorge]

My friend is writing a magazine called horror world and he needs a cover so guys will you help to design a cover on paint or something then post it on here I will show the ideas to him and if you are lucky your cover could be on the magazine

[filmmaker2]

money up front? me wants money

[Thomasgeorge]

no can do film-maker but we will have a page dedicated to you and this forum

[The STE]

instead of designing a cover, can I just say that the name is fucking terrible and then leave?

[filmmaker2]

sad...me sad now (tears)

[Thomasgeorge]

ok ste since you think the name is a bad we will let you pick the name

[The STE]

I have no interest in a horror-related magazine, so why would I want to think of a name? All I'm saying is that naming your magazine "Horror" is fucking lame. That's like taking a music-related magazine and calling it "Music" put a little thought into your magazine that nobody's gonna read.

Also, are you going to put a bunch of games in your magazine?

[Thomasgeorge]

ok anyone got any names for the mag or cover designs

[Thomasgeorge]

Originally posted by The STE
[B

Also, are you going to put a bunch of games in your magazine? [/B]




were thinking of it and can we be HDC magazine we can call it horror.com good or what

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
were thinking of it and can we be HDC magazine we can call it horror.com good or what

My guess is you'd have to talk to Horror himself, and another guess would be that he'd say no.

[Thomasgeorge]

we may as well quit I mean the one thing that caught my attention is now .............. oh a butterfly

[filmmaker2]

Magazine should be online, virtual, with movie trailers and stuff.

Oh yeah, and naked people.

[Dante'sInferno]

I could tell you a bad ass name for your magazine,but then you would just steal it.

[Thomasgeorge]

oh come on you can review some of our games and DVD's

[filmmaker2]

KILLA Magazine

[Thomasgeorge]

ok........

[Dante'sInferno]

Asylum of Death?





........

[Thomasgeorge]

not bad

[Dante'sInferno]

I have more..

[Thomasgeorge]

you mind posting them

[Dante'sInferno]

Alright


Asylum of Screams
The boogeymag
Rotten Maggots
Machette through the balls
360* decapitation
Brain bash
Reading for zombies
Eat this
I bring you!
Look at the insides...



Yeah...ill think of more later,this is fun

[Thomasgeorge]

you think you could make a cover design

[Thomasgeorge]

heres one http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4418/doody24gn.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[The STE]

you really suck

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
heres one http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4418/doody24gn.gif (http://imageshack.us) Are you impyling that my ideas were shit?

[Thomasgeorge]

Originally posted by The STE
you really suck

so do you and danten no your ideas are good

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
so do you and danten no your ideas are good Thanks.:)

[Thomasgeorge]

ok we need someone to write a review of texas chainsaw massacre the original for us

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
ok we need someone to write a review of texas chainsaw massacre the original for us It kicked ass.






Poof,your review.

[Yeti.13]

Here's a lovely picture for the cover:

[Dante'sInferno]

here thank me later.(also sent this to kat)



http://cte.jhu.edu/techacademy/web/2000/baczkowski/Kristina/hell.jpg

[_____V_____]

Someone asked for a review of TCM? Cool, my all time fav movie...

I will be glad to help, although the movie doesnt need any review or introduction...

[Thomasgeorge]

thanks dante we might use this

[MisterSadistro]

So far I've read "my friend wants to make a magazine, but I want you to come up with the title, cover, reviews, etc". I think your friend should just go to the newstand and buy a magazine instead since there seems to be no effort involved on his part. Of course he'd probably want somebody to go there, someone else to pick it out, someone else to pay for it, another someone to read it... you get the idea
CK
ps
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActHoffmanRainman.jpg :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
So far I've read "my friend wants to make a magazine, but I want you to come up with the title, cover, reviews, etc". I think your friend should just go to the newstand and buy a magazine instead since there seems to be no effort involved on his part. Of course he'd probably want somebody to go there, someone else to pick it out, someone else to pay for it, another someone to read it... you get the idea

exactly. Except I don't think there's a friend

[Dante'sInferno]

"politely asks"






Is thomasgeorge retarded?

[Miss Olivia]

I don't know, set him on fire and see....oh wait, that's retardant....

[slasherman]

ehh ok here my try...

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/world-horror.jpg

[Yeti.13]

:D

[MisterSadistro]

Last week they were going to be filmmakers. This week they're putting out a horror magazine. Next week they'll be rodeo clowns. Or astronauts. Or pirates. Anyone notice a pattern developing ? ThomasGeorge and friend suffer from Barbie Syndome ! Ever notice how many jobs she's had ? Stewardess, rock singer, cowgirl, doctor, disco owner, McDonald's manager, etc etc etc. No wonder she has a new wedding gown edition every year- she has no time to get married with all her employment and apparent lack of job security. She must fill out a stack of tax forms the size of the Bible every year.
CK

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I don't know, set him on fire and see....oh wait, that's retardant....

You've instantly become my favorite new member.

And TG, if you're serious and you've got a decent staff, let me know some more details. I have some time on my hands right now, but I'm not going to jump in on some project if it was just you and your mate having a revelation while your setting around quaffing brews.

Do you have funding, and if so are you going B&W, color or what? Do you have advertising or distribution campaigns? Do you have people to interview to get you started? A website? Are you distributing for free, or are you planning on making a profit? If so, are you going to guarantee your writers a %?

[Miss Olivia]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Flayed One
[B]You've instantly become my favorite new member.

Hey, thanks!


You know, I'm still waiting for Atlantic City Hooker Barbie with Pimp Ken or Welfare Mom Barbie with Singlewide Trailer accessories.....

[The STE]

well, they've already done Gangsta Bitch Barbie

[MisterSadistro]

Originally posted by The STE
well, they've already done Gangsta Bitch Barbie
It was only a matter of time since she got the tattoo a few years ago. What a scandal <yawns> that was.
CK

[kpropain]

I'm still waiting on 42nd street hooker barbie..

[Miss Olivia]

I want Transsexual Barbie and Angry Goth Barbie with Razorblade for Cutting Yourself To Feel the Pain accesories....


Sorry, couldn't help it....:D

[SKOOFx]

I can design the cover.

So whats the final name?

I can design the cover so you can alter it depending on the issue.

[MisterSadistro]

Better do it on here;
http://www.tinman.org/ts/EtchASketch.jpg
CK

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
no can do film-maker but we will have a page dedicated to you and this forum

That's illegal. Do you have a warrant? I think not. What publishing company is in charge, who is distributing? Hmm? I see no point.

...Yes, people tell me I need to be a lawyer.

[ENTITY2000]

what about this name bloody corpse, or blood,guts,and gore!

[stubbornforgey]

Is this a joint venture btween you and your mate or just you.

Do ppl in here with good ideas get credit ?

You ahould hire FM..he has awesome ideas and awesome picturesque ideas.

[MisterSadistro]

Call me devil's advocate (I've been called worse), but how is your friend writing a magazine (in the present tense) if he has none of these things ? What exactly has he written so far ?
CK

[The STE]

yeah. If you're wanting us to come up with reviews and cover designs and shit, what are YOU going to be doing, and how will this be YOUR magazine?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The STE
yeah. If you're wanting us to come up with reviews and cover designs and shit, what are YOU going to be doing, and how will this be YOUR magazine?

He's going to sell it to his imaginary consumers.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Call me devil's advocate (I've been called worse), but how is your friend writing a magazine (in the present tense) if he has none of these things ? What exactly has he written so far ?
CK

It's just one of his spur ideas that come and go every day... it'll die.

[The STE]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
He's going to sell it to his imaginary consumers.
Well, I guess if he's going to be imagining that people will buy his magazine, he can imagine that he did all (or any) the work, too.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Posher778
It's just one of his spur ideas that come and go every day... it'll die.

True, but usually his ideas don't entail other people doing all the work (unless they do, I haven't really been paying attention)

[MisterSadistro]

Apparently they don't pay imaginary employees imaginary money for real work. Weird.
CK

[The STE]

no, just a "thank you" in his imaginary magazine (although he'll probably need to find someone to write up the "thank you" for him)

[Yeti.13]

My friend has a great idea, me and him want to be rich as fuck! Unfortunatly we are skint and so need your help just send us a bunch of cash and I'm sure we can achieve it, I will of course produce a thank you list to all contributors!:D