Go play with yourselves

[chainleen]

May is National Masturbation Month.

[Zero]

Originally posted by chainleen
May is National Masturbation Month.



SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Don't talk or i lose concentration

[Posher778]

You know... i'm pretty sure it isn't national.

[newb]

Masterbating monkeys.....kinda redundant.

[chainleen]

Originally posted by Posher778
You know... i'm pretty sure it isn't national.

Since I didn't need a holiday before this is good enough for me ;)

too bad it wasn't a federal holiday..I could get paid double time for it.

[Haunted]

Weeeeell now us singletons have something to do every night this month instead of eating ice cream and reading stupid Dan Brown novels.

[newb]

Originally posted by Haunted
Weeeeell now us singletons have something to do every night this month instead of eating ice cream and reading stupid Dan Brown novels.

Yeah....because us marriedtons get laid whenever we want.:rolleyes:

[Haunted]

Oh? You mean there are times when Madame Newb has not fallen for your wiley wiles?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by chainleen
May is National Masturbation Month.

Sweet! Now I get a month that honors my habital hobby. Now, off I go to the store to get some Playboy mags. :D

[Dante'sInferno]

OKAY,That's funny.I'm single.I want a woman to do it....so i dont have too.:)

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
OKAY,That's funny.I'm single.I want a woman to do it....so i dont have too.:) Lazy :p :D

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by chainleen
May is National Masturbation Month.

It's metal month (on vh1)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Lazy :p :D :(







:D

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by chainleen
May is National Masturbation Month. thats more like every month for me:p

[The STE]

yeah, I haven't seen any reason NOT to masturbate on a constant basis, so I don't see much difference for this month

[The Mothman]

i dont think ive gone a week without it for at least 3 years now. im serious:p

[The STE]

a week? Hell, I can't get through the day without popping a load off. I go to school with an egg vibrator in my ass

[Dante'sInferno]

I started in 2000 at least 3 times a day.:)






(Sarcasm)Well,that's why women rolled their eyes back when we did it.;)

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I started in 2000 at least 3 times a day.:)







good way to stay in shape:p

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by The Mothman
good way to stay in shape:p Notice i posted the (sarcasm) thing.But women really do role their eyes back when we do it,Damn i need a girl friend right now.I'll be back!









:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The STE
I go to school with an egg vibrator in my ass

WHAT THE FUCK?!? :confused: :eek:

[pinkfloyd45769]

Sounds like you guys have alot of free time on your hands. :p

[Angelakillsluts]

they've got more than time on their hands. :D

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
they've got more than time on their hands. :D I was thinking the same thing! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Sounds like you guys have alot of free time on your hands. :p LMFAO!!!!!,......"On your hands":D Damn.....i hate this.I want a girl friend now!






"Is a single man looking for a woman.
Interest's include,Music,movies,video games,Swimming,Four play:D and other things."........bah.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
WHAT THE FUCK?!? :confused: :eek:

what, you never tried prostate-stimulation for masturbating?



also, "egg-vibrator" is NOT a pun on my name. It's just that wearing pants while you've got a butt plug in is uncomfortable

[ItsAlive75]

In celebration of National Masturbation Month, I am going to masturbate with my left hand.

[monalisa]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
In celebration of National Masturbation Month, I am going to masturbate with my left hand.

Ambidextrous! Very impressive! ;)

[The STE]

I kinda had to learn to beat it with my left hand. I can't work the mouse with my left hand

[chainleen]

I used to say halloween was my favorite holiday...




but I celebrate this one way more...

[The Flayed One]

Yeah, it's pretty much a daily event for me. Kind of like the English having 'Tea Time.'

[Yeti.13]

I see, you're all a bunch of wankers:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
In celebration of National Masturbation Month, I am going to masturbate with my left hand.

That'd be impossible for me. It'd me MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[Dante'sInferno]

I'm going to try with my right foot tonight.












LONG LIVE THE WANKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I'm going to try with my right foot tonight.

Should we declare this a "foot massage"?

[The STE]

no, it's a foot job

[monalisa]

I can grip almost anything with my toes, of course to do myself with my foot I have to turn myself into a pretzel. Hmmm, I like a challange though. I'll be back in a little while. :p

[Tat2]

Originally posted by The STE
yeah, I haven't seen any reason NOT to masturbate on a constant basis, so I don't see much difference for this month

If you don't stop... YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...where's my monitor? :D

[chainleen]

Originally posted by Tat2
If you don't stop... YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...where's my monitor? :D
'

a guy I work with said his father told him if he quit playing with it it would grow...he said he lied.

play on

[The STE]

Originally posted by Tat2
If you don't stop... YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...where's my monitor? :D

I don't need to see to jerk off

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The STE
I don't need to see to jerk off

That's true, I can usually hear my dick calling.