sunless tanners

[pinkfloyd45769]

I have to stop going to the tanning salon now, my doctor thinks it's best. I hate to not have a tan, i look unhealthy without one. I was wondering if any of you use sunless tanners?? If so, which are the best to try? I do not want to look orange! :o

[MisterSadistro]

http://www.tipiloschi.net/nino/ninoland/wonka_oompa_loompa.jpg
"We use Wonka's Sunless Tanning Oil for an all natural looking tan !" :D
CK

[chainleen]

hehe wonka's rock.

If you find a good tanner let us know. I am allergic to the sun (on really intense bright days I break out in hives). I asked about tanning before because once I get acclimated to the sun I don't break out so much....anyways I was told if I really want to do it I should open up the tanning bed and sit in a chair by the door...lol

Needless to say I never bothered.

[ItsAlive75]

Mags, its sunny out! Go get some sun, lil' lady! I only get farmer's tans anyway, those are very midwest.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I have to stop going to the tanning salon now, my doctor thinks it's best. I hate to not have a tan, i look unhealthy without one. I was wondering if any of you use sunless tanners?? If so, which are the best to try? I do not want to look orange! :o

Maggie, my darlin' I smoke, so I don't have a leg to stand on, but I love you so I'm gonna say it. Don't go to those things. The sun isn't as bad. Melanoma is not something that you want to get. It's very bad. For your baby, for us folks at HDC that love you and think you're spiffy keen, keep to the sun.:)

[Zero]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Mags, its sunny out! Go get some sun, lil' lady! I only get farmer's tans anyway, those are very midwest.

redneck

[pinkfloyd45769]

I guess i'll just go out and sit in the yard naked!!! I tried a sunless tanner and it looks like shit,fuck that. I guess i'll be in the sun alot more now!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I guess i'll just go out and sit in the yard naked!!! I tried a sunless tanner and it looks like shit,fuck that. I guess i'll be in the sun alot more now! Just get a full-body, light brown tattoo :)

[newb]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I guess i'll just go out and sit in the yard naked!!! I tried a sunless tanner and it looks like shit,fuck that. I guess i'll be in the sun alot more now!

And your address is?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Tanning is one thing you will never catch me doing. I can't stand being in the sun, no way I'm gonna go outside for the sole purpose of letting it beam down on me.

[newb]

fuck tanning


http://www.canadaka.net/files/thumbs/t_leatherface_416.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Tanning is one thing you will never catch me doing. I can't stand being in the sun, no way I'm gonna go outside for the sole purpose of letting it beam down on me. LOL...I coulda made THAT post...But...I woulda added, "I couldn't tan if I WANTED to...But, I have never wanted to...So, no problem....I've kinda grown accustomed to my alabaster whiteness"....and...Dustin really likes the 'corpse look'...lol

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by newb
fuck tanning



is there a category in the hdc awards for the "hot-link" king :p

[newb]

Originally posted by Nyarlathotep
is there a category in the hdc awards for the "hot-link" king :p

I really should stop that.

http://www.yogaworld.org/enter/images/bad_guy.gif

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by newb
I really should stop that.

http://www.yogaworld.org/enter/images/bad_guy.gif

amazes me how many times you pick a "bad" link

[newb]

Originally posted by Nyarlathotep
amazes me how many times you pick a "bad" link

Lots of practice.

http://www.artistscope.com/linkprotect/bad-domain.gif



D'OH

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Zero
redneck

I take offense to that, I tell you whaaat...

Git er' done?

[Haunted]

That Jergens lotion with an ity bit of sunless tanner is supposed to work really well. My sister-in-law (who's about to be kicked out of the family on account of her being a piece of shit) uses it, and it works really well.

My dad tans in winter due to the fact that he's part Cherokee. However, I take after my mum's mum who's Irish. I'm white as white can be. I'm crrreameh!

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Haunted
That Jergens lotion with an ity bit of sunless tanner is supposed to work really well. My sister-in-law (who's about to be kicked out of the family on account of her being a piece of shit) uses it, and it works really well.

My dad tans in winter due to the fact that he's part Cherokee. However, I take after my mum's mum who's Irish. I'm white as white can be. I'm crrreameh! Thanks Haunted!! I love the Jergens stuff! I'm not sure if it will tan, but it makes my skin really soft!! ;)

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Mags, its sunny out! Go get some sun, lil' lady! I only get farmer's tans anyway, those are very midwest. I got a little midwest tan today!! Thanks sweetie!! ;) :p

[Angelakillsluts]

Tried a bunch of them, they all sucked. I used to use one and it worked great at first, but I stopped and then started using it again and it started turning me orange so I gave up.