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filmmaker2
03-30-2006, 12:10 PM
got to calm down, calm down,
not everyone who visits here is wrooooong,
so that is why we all must sing,
the calm down meditation sooooooong

hug a bunny hug a bunny hug a bunny
and kiss your dog on the mouuuuuuuth,
snend good thoughts in all directions,
left and right ands north and souuuuuuth...
cook a nice meal for somewone
and then take them to a shooooooow,
horror movies are to calm us down,
not to make us angrier you knoooooooowww

hoochie poochie! hoochie poochie!!!
and a sqeuak squeek squeeeeeeeeeeek
cute animals instruct you to be kind,
do as they say or they will spank your behind.!!!!!!!
it's the calm down mediation ssooooooong
do what's right and not whats wrooooooong

Thomasgeorge
03-30-2006, 12:11 PM
lol sing that later on

SKOOFx
03-30-2006, 01:26 PM
Must Kill

Must Kill

Must Kill.




YOOOO WTF DID THAT SONG JUST DO TO ME?!

filmmaker2
03-30-2006, 01:44 PM
i new something would go wrong wth my poem ;)



ah crap

VampiricClown
03-30-2006, 02:07 PM
This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!

I fight for the unconventional
My right, and its unconditional
I can only, be as real as i can
The disadvantage is
I never knew the plan
This isn't the way just to be a martyr
I cant, walk alone any longer
I fight, for the ones that cant fight
And if I lose, at least I tried

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

I won't, be the inconsequential
I won't, be the wasted potential
I can make it, as severe as I can
Until you realize
You'll never take a stand
It isn't, just a one-sided version
We've dealt, with a manic subversion
And I won't, let the truth be perverted
And I won't leave another victim deserted

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)

Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)

We fight til no one can fight us
We live, and no one can stop us
We pull when we're pushed too far
And the advantages is
The bottom line is
We never, had to fight in the first place
We only, had to spit back at their face
We won't, walk alone any longer
What doesnt kill us, only makes us stronger

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)

Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)





There's a better calm down song for ya. :p

Haunted
03-30-2006, 03:31 PM
This one always makes me feel better. It's by The Dead Milkmen.

"Two Feet Off The Ground"

Illusions are real
So just feel the way you feel
It's time to unwind
Well just relax, you'll feel fine

Light up a smoke (do do do do do)
Cause life is no joke (do do do do do)
Shake your head and hear the sound
Take another look around
Nothing's lost that isn't found
You're just two feet off the ground

Green army men
They're comin' in from the sky
Let's take a trip through the bakery and
Tell us what you can't see and

Light up a smoke (do do do do do)
Cause life is no joke (do do do do do)
Shake your head and here the sound
Take another look around
Nothing's lost that isn't found
You're just two feet off the ground

filmmaker2
03-30-2006, 04:49 PM
hoochie poochie! hoochie poochie!!!
hoochie poochie cootchie!!!

and this song is not too long
it's the calm down meditation song,
the meditation, relaxation, procrastination
too-long song
I had oakmeal with syrup,
my foot is in the stirrup,
breakfast with coffee is really nice,
I poured myself spome coffee with ice,
it
's the relaxation song, the mediation, relaxation,
determination, machination,
hoochie-poochie relaxation sooooooooong
enjoy the fresh air and feel like you beloooooong

Haunted
03-30-2006, 07:15 PM
I love Daria.

La la la la la
This is my stop
Got to get off
I may go pop

Excuse me
Excuse me

I've got to be direct
If I'm wrong please correct
You're standing on my neck
You're standing on my neck

La la la la la La la la la La la la la

My friend and I used to harmonize.

MTv used to have some great animated shows, like Daria, The Head, and Aeon Flux.

Elvis_Christ
03-30-2006, 07:34 PM
I've always been partial to Beavis and Butthead myself :)

Haunted
03-30-2006, 07:38 PM
Yeah. They helped me out once, but that's a story for another time.

friday13thfan
03-30-2006, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!

I fight for the unconventional
My right, and its unconditional
I can only, be as real as i can
The disadvantage is
I never knew the plan
This isn't the way just to be a martyr
I cant, walk alone any longer
I fight, for the ones that cant fight
And if I lose, at least I tried

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

I won't, be the inconsequential
I won't, be the wasted potential
I can make it, as severe as I can
Until you realize
You'll never take a stand
It isn't, just a one-sided version
We've dealt, with a manic subversion
And I won't, let the truth be perverted
And I won't leave another victim deserted

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)
Do you understand? (yes)

Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)

We fight til no one can fight us
We live, and no one can stop us
We pull when we're pushed too far
And the advantages is
The bottom line is
We never, had to fight in the first place
We only, had to spit back at their face
We won't, walk alone any longer
What doesnt kill us, only makes us stronger

We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots

Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)
Do you understand (yes)

Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)
Say it again say it again (we won't die)





There's a better calm down song for ya. :p


i leerve pulse of the maggots:D :D

filmmaker2
03-30-2006, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
I love Daria.

La la la la la


I totally lurve Daria, I am angry they haven't released it all on video because I would buy it and watch it. Very compelling show, good writing, good characters, completely unique among animated shows!

Elvis_Christ
03-30-2006, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
I totally lurve Daria, I am angry they haven't released it all on video because I would buy it and watch it. Very compelling show, good writing, good characters, completely unique among animated shows!

The did awhile back didn't they. We over here they did anyway along with Aeon Flux and Beavis and Butthead before MTV come along.

filmmaker2
03-30-2006, 08:47 PM
Well, in the US, I believe we've had two VHS tapes with a couple of episodes apiece, and two feature-length DVDs (and corresponding VHS) with extra episode bonuses. That's good, but more would be better!

stubbornforgey
03-31-2006, 07:41 AM
Em gonna zoom zoom zoom
across the room room room
em gonna zoom across the room
to praise the Lord..
and when he gets here by my side
em gonna punch him in the eyes..em gonna zoom across the room to praise the lord..

Em gonna fly fly fly
across the sky sky sky
em gonna fly across the sky to praise the lord..
And while he's watching from the door..
em gonna kick him in the balls..
em gonna fly across the sky to praise the lord.

Em gonna run run run
under the sun sun sun
em gonna run under the sun to praise the lord.
And while he's chewing on the grass..
em gonna boot him up the ass
em gonna run under the sun to praise the lord.

Em gonna zoom across the room
Em gonna fly across the sky
Em gonna run under the sun
To
Praise
The
Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrd !!!

Posher778
03-31-2006, 07:43 AM
hmmm I like.

filmmaker2
03-31-2006, 07:47 AM
Everyone has a scary song lyric to post~!

;)

stubbornforgey
03-31-2006, 07:51 AM
Aint we a talented lot.

The Flayed One
03-31-2006, 08:58 AM
Ahem.


Stoneface dog,
swirling fog,
gates open on the dark dark night
Standing stone,
skull and bone,
dead witness to an unseen fight
Beat the drum,
beat the drum,
beat forever on the endless march
Stricken dumb,
cut and run,
someone is screaming and the sky is dark

[Chorus]
Sword and shield,
bone and steel,
rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din

March or croak,
flame and smoke,
burn forever in eternal pain
Charge and fall,
bugle call,
bone splinter in the driving rain
Horses scream,
Viking dream,
drowned heroes in a lake of blood
Armoured fist,
severed wrist,
broken spears in a sea of mud

[Repeat chorus]

Mother earth,
mother earth
enfold you in her cold embrace
Sinking down,
killing ground,
worm crawling on your cold white face
Win or lose,
nought to choose,
all men are equal when their memory fades
No one knows,
friends or foes,
if Valhalla lies beyond the grave

filmmaker2
03-31-2006, 09:26 AM
ewwwwwwwww

that's creepy! I disapprove of that! that needs to be offset with some rodent imagery to make things cuter around here. here. this ought to do:

"MRAH! ARGH! I am Big Lizard Squirrel, and I want your whole goddamn picnic! Don't worry about them eats you brought, 'cuz I gots to eat like a big squirrel ought! Leave me alone, RARRRR, ARGH!"

Haunted
03-31-2006, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by The Flayed One
Ahem.


Stoneface dog,
swirling fog,
gates open on the dark dark night
Standing stone,
skull and bone,
dead witness to an unseen fight
Beat the drum,
beat the drum,
beat forever on the endless march
Stricken dumb,
cut and run,
someone is screaming and the sky is dark

[Chorus]
Sword and shield,
bone and steel,
rictus grin
Deaf forever to the battles din

March or croak,
flame and smoke,
burn forever in eternal pain
Charge and fall,
bugle call,
bone splinter in the driving rain
Horses scream,
Viking dream,
drowned heroes in a lake of blood
Armoured fist,
severed wrist,
broken spears in a sea of mud

[Repeat chorus]

Mother earth,
mother earth
enfold you in her cold embrace
Sinking down,
killing ground,
worm crawling on your cold white face
Win or lose,
nought to choose,
all men are equal when their memory fades
No one knows,
friends or foes,
if Valhalla lies beyond the grave

Oh yeah! Ha! ha HA!

Morrigu's Song

Chor: A sword day, an axe day, the red dance of steel.
The blood-hunt, the head-hunt, the ravens delight.
We slaugher great armies to make her a meal.
We follow the radient queen of the night.

Morrigu: I come with the the tempest on black ving I come.
The wrath of the Earth a flash in the sky
I gather the harvest I beat the black drum.
The Godens of death and of battle I crave.
Leave wife and leave children leave house and leave hall.
Come under my pinions come love me and rave.

Chor: A sword day, and axe day, the red dance of steel.
The blood-hunt, the head-hunt, the ravens delight.
We slaugher great armies to make her a meal.
We follow the radient queen of the night.

Morrigu: My love is unending my lust never dies.
Come pile me a hill of skulls and of bones.
My heart it is yearning for your battle-cries.
I sing you a love song when thee big war-drum drones.
So kingdoms have fallen so enemies shake.
For I am the Queen of death and of war.
My warriors I bless you yuor foes heart I break.
And no sound is sweater than army's great roar.

Chor: A sword day, and axe day, the red dance of steel.
The blood-hunt, the head-hunt, the ravens delight.
We slaugher great armies to make her a meal.
We follow the radient queen of the night.

Morrigu: I am your provider in life and in death.
I give you my love and my love never ends.
I give you great valour until your last breath.
And in my realm there are swords for your hands.

Chor: A sword day, and axe day, the red dance of steel.
The blood-hunt, the head-hunt, the ravens delight.
We slaugher great armies to make her a meal.
We follow the radient queen of the night.

The Flayed One
03-31-2006, 10:18 AM
I think I could definately have a good time partying with Haunted. Ya know, a little bit a boozin and a whole lot of war songs!


Propaganda death ensemble
Burial to be
Corpses rotting through the night
In blood laced misery
Scorched earth the policy
The reason for the singe
The pendulum it shaves the blade
The strafing air blood raid

Infiltration push reserves
Encircle the front llines
Supreme art of strategy
Playing on the minds
Bombard till submission
Take all to their graves
Indication of triumph
The number that are dead

Chorus
Sport the war, war support
The sport is war, total war
When victory’s a massacre
The final swing is not a drill
It’s how many people I can kill

Chorus

Be dead friend from above
When darkness falls
Descend into my sights
Your fallen walls
Spearhead break through the lines
Flanked all around
Soldiers of attrition
Forward their ground
Gregime prophetic age
Old in it’s time
Flowing veins run on through
Deep in the rhine
Center of the web
All battles scored
What is our war crimes
(era forever more...war)

Propaganda war ensemble
Burial to be
Bones shining in the night
In blood laced misery
Campaign of elimination
Twisted psychology
When victory is to survive
And death is defeat

Chorus
Sport the war, war support
The sport is total war
When victory’s a massacre
When victory is survival
When this end is a slaughter
The final swing is not a drill
It’s how many people I can kill

SausageCreature
03-31-2006, 11:50 AM
You killed your first man at 13,
Killer instinct, Animal supreme,
By 16 you had learned to fight
The way of the warrior, you took it as your right.

Sunlight, falling on your steel,
Death in life is your ideal,
Life is like a wheel, rolling on and on.

Through earth and water, fire and wind,
you came at last-nothing was the end,
Make a cut by fire and stones,
Take you and your blade and break you both
in two-break you both in two.

Sunlight, falling on your steel,
Death in life is your ideal,
Life is like a wheel-and it's rolling still.

filmmaker2
03-31-2006, 12:02 PM
ewwwwwww scary scary



(runs away)

Haunted
03-31-2006, 12:39 PM
Filmmaker...;) My song is about The Goddess in Her destroyer aspect. You have nothing to fear but Nature Herself. From other people... I'll protect you.;) You're on my list on people who rock, actually that's true for many folks here, but I just wanted to let you know that you have nothing to fear from me


I like you too Flayed One:) . You're one of the coolest new members. You just walked on over with a beer in one hand, and made yourself comfy. That's what we like at HDC.

The Flayed One
03-31-2006, 12:49 PM
Why thank you. That's usually the way I roll...layed back with a beer in hand.:p

Haunted
03-31-2006, 06:30 PM
No probs, FO.

I just reread my post of The Morrigu's song. I copied and pasted it, rather than typing it out myself, because it's very long. Anyway, it's a translation from the German, and the person who did the translation can't spell for shit. If you're going to translate a song about THE Goddess, you should learn to spell for fear of offending Her priestess. I don't think the Goddess really cares, but I DO damnit! :mad:

:D

filmmaker2
03-31-2006, 08:14 PM
(peeks in thread)

is everyone calm now? scary is over? I wont come in until scary is over