View Full Version : kill a cat: masturbate
The STE
03-29-2006, 10:01 PM
I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.
Elvis_Christ
03-29-2006, 10:32 PM
How come you hate cats?
mothermold
03-30-2006, 01:10 AM
I heard he hates kids too!
Elvis_Christ
03-30-2006, 04:08 AM
Haha Pyscho Dad! :D
Where's that crazy statue located?
Spallalala
03-30-2006, 06:41 AM
Fuck cats.
I have 2. One is gay and the other puts up with the gay one.
So uh.. Yes. Fuck cats.
The Mothman
03-30-2006, 06:48 AM
i love my kitties.
Spallalala
03-30-2006, 06:52 AM
Pussy is good. Cats suck. :D
mothermold
03-30-2006, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Haha Pyscho Dad! :D
Where's that crazy statue located?
I wish I knew.
tachii
03-30-2006, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by The STE
I hate cats. So, in light of all these "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten" pictures circulating around the 'net, every night, before I sleep, I masturbate like it's in limited supply. Just doing my part to rid the world of all these fucking cats. So, you should do your part as well. Masturbate.
damn, i'll have to stop getting myself off and get laid :rolleyes:
Thomasgeorge
03-30-2006, 10:46 AM
youve never got laid
tachii
03-30-2006, 11:05 AM
i said i'd have to stop one and start up with the other :rolleyes:
slasherman
03-30-2006, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Haha Pyscho Dad! :D
Where's that crazy statue located?
thats in Oslo Vigelandsparken.....
http://www.pbase.com/baiaz/vigelandsparken&page=all
mothermold
03-30-2006, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by slasherman
thats in Oslo Vigelandsparken.....
http://www.pbase.com/baiaz/vigelandsparken&page=all
Those are some sweet pics and statues.
tachii
03-30-2006, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by mothermold
I heard he hates kids too!
must be a phobia
The STE
03-30-2006, 02:30 PM
yeah, I don't like kids either
Posher778
03-30-2006, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
youve never got laid
How would you know?
tachii
03-30-2006, 02:32 PM
who the hell does
Posher778
03-30-2006, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by tachii
who the hell does
Hopefully you.:)
tachii
03-30-2006, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
Hopefully you.:)
don't worry 'bout me pretty
was actually responding to the hating kids thing, but was a bit slow. see what happens when we don't pay attention :rolleyes:
Elvis_Christ
03-30-2006, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by slasherman
thats in Oslo Vigelandsparken.....
http://www.pbase.com/baiaz/vigelandsparken&page=all
Haha cool I should go pay it and a few other weird ones a visit :)
friday13thfan
03-30-2006, 05:21 PM
hey i like cats... very smart though alittle to snkeaky at times....and atleast they have a tiolet and can catch there own food unlike dogs... though i do like both equally
PR3SSUR3
03-31-2006, 04:22 AM
A theory about cat-haters:-
Using the "dog or cat" play-offs pet owners are so fond of, it seems the constant slobbering affection afforded by canines is what clinches it.
Unconditional love... pandering to "the master".
Cats, however, operate on their own terms - giving and receiving affection when it suits them, not the "owner".
Because cats are not so predictable and don't do what you want, the sense of control is lost and the cat is sly, calculating and vicious (for they excellent independent hunter/killers).
Therefore a man prefers a dog as his companion, as it makes him feel more important.
One wonders if he might carefully choose a wife for the same reason?
RagbagGeorge
03-31-2006, 04:33 AM
u guyz r gross