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[Despare]

If you collected human hair which celebrity would you scalp first and how would you choose? Would you choose somebody you really like or somebody you really dislike? I personally would go for Oprah because so many other people like her.

[The STE]

Vin Desil

[Despare]

Originally posted by The STE
Vin Desil
Would you paint his floppy skin flap with ducks and use it as a bathing cap?

[Thomasgeorge]

stone cold

[scaryminda15]

lol they dont have hair right now they are bald. hey i love stone cold i miss him.

[scaryminda15]

your gonna have to wait until they grow hair. lol i love stone cold.

[Haunted]

Paris Hilton

I would weave clothing for my dogs to wear.

[stubbornforgey]

most times..oprah wears a wig

[Despare]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
most times..oprah wears a wig
Then I'd take her wig and scalp her anyhow!

[cheebacheeba]

If I was a frog, I'd rest my balls on a log.

[Despare]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
If I was a frog, I'd rest my balls on a log.
I doubt it, if you were a frog you'd still have no balls. :p

[cheebacheeba]

If I can grow froghood, I can grow balls.
But since I already got balls, I'd have balls on my balls.





































































...On my balls on my balls.

[Despare]

MULTIBALLS

[The Flayed One]

http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/balls/pics/BL806.jpg

[stubbornforgey]

LOL @balls on balls.
Mine would have to be Barry white..
but seeing he is dead..
I will have to stalk his kids down.

[The_Return]

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

--Rudyard Kipling

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Despare
If you collected human hair which celebrity would you scalp first and how would you choose? Would you choose somebody you really like or somebody you really dislike? I personally would go for Oprah because so many other people like her.

Natalie Portman. I could just pick up the leftover chunks of hair from the V for Vendetta set.

[Haunted]

2 men enter, one man leaves.

Why Natalie Portman?

[Despare]

Originally posted by Haunted
2 men enter, one man leaves.

Why Natalie Portman?

Because she was da bomb in Leon?