Oldie but Goodie

[Haunted]

This thread was done a long while back, but seeing as how we have many new members I thought it would be worth bringing new life to it.

Okay crew, what would you like your epitaph to say?

I still stand by the one I chose many many years ago:

Percy Bysshe Shelley's, "Remembrance"
"Art thou come and gone-
As the earth when leaves are dead,
As the night when sleep has fled,
As the heart when joy has fled,
I am left lone, alone."

I think that that verse describes death so well. Crossing that bridge between life and death by yourself... to get to the other side...alone. Being in the earth, alone. It's just really beautiful to me. Ravens, will of course, be flanking either side of the poem in honor of the Goddess.

[Posher778]

Not sure really what you want me to say, but that does sound sweet what you typed.

[Haunted]

What do you want your tombstone to say about you? You know how many tombstones have quotes or Bible stuff or whatever? What would you want yours to say?

[Marroe]

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[Posher778]

I don't care what it says, or where i'm buried, i just want to be remembered.

[ItsAlive75]

I want my epitaph to read, "If anyone finds my left arm... tell her I love her."

[The STE]

"You gotta be fucking kidding me"

[alkytrio666]

"I'm gonna git you, sucka'!"

[The STE]

"...but my penis lives on"

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
"...but my penis lives on" HaHaHa...I just heard Celine Dion singing that when I read it...funny shit



"Near.....Far....Whereeeeever you are..."

[Haunted]

Thanks, Bloodrayne. Now that song is in my head.

"We're knights of the round table
We dance when e're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!"


There. That's better.

Say, Marroe, you might want to change that tag line under your name as well. Something flashy. All bullshit aside, I know where you're coming from, what with the war in Iraq, violent natural disasters, some dickhead in Teheran threatening to blow the world up in the name of Al'lah and higher gas prices. So I guess the Queen of the Inappropriate strikes again.:p

EVEN MORE bullshit aside. I'mma tell you what I'mma gonna do, I'mma gonna post a little song for ya. It's happy little tune that I've loved since I was young. It's by The Dead Milkmen (ignore the name) If any of the rest of you know this song, sing along.

Punk Rock Girl
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "Well no
We only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table
And shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'
"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me
And he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense
Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl


Another song by them that used to cheer me up is "Life is Shit," but that would be inappropriate.

Holy shit. I just hijacked my own fucking thread!

Who cares!:D T'was depressing anyway!