The alkytrio666 Tourny or: The Tournament to End All Tournaments!

[alkytrio666]

Alright, I know you're sick of 'em. But letcha' boy alky give it a go.

Here's how this one goes down:

This tournament will be 100% random. I will be picking things in pairs to face eachother off. Could be a food. Could be a movie. Could be whatever the hell I feel like posting that day.

The first..."thing"...to get to 7 votes wins the match. If I'm not here, you vote 'til I AM here. At the end of the tourny we will have two final, probably inadiment, objetcs left to face eachother.

This is gonna get reeeaal messy.

Let's get IT ON.

[alkytrio666]

ROUND ONE:

This one was encouraged by my dinner tonight:

Chicken Enchiladas

http://www.southwestcuisine.com/entree13.jpg

VS.

Nachos

http://www.hollywoodonthequeensway.com/images/menu/wingsand/nacho2.jpg

[Haunted]

*Gives you a look*

Here we go again... If this isn't fun, we're going to hunt you down and do things to you that you won't like.;)


Chicken enchilladas

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Haunted
*Gives you a look*

Here we go again... If this isn't fun, we're going to hunt you down and do things to you that you won't like.;)


Chicken enchilladas

Oh, trust me, we're gonna have a HELLuva time...

*Devilish grin*

1-0 Chicken enchiladas!

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Haunted
*Gives you a look*

Here we go again... If this isn't fun, we're going to hunt you down and do things to you that you won't like.;)


Chicken enchilladas

What she said, all of it!

[Yellow Jacket]

Nachos

Are condoms going to be in this tournament to?

[RavageRitual]

i hope condoms are! I vote DUREX!!!

Enchiladas!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by RavageRitual
i hope condoms are! I vote DUREX!!!

I would love to see Durex condoms face off against Dawn of the Dead (original)!

[RavageRitual]

yea that would be a real tuff match,

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
I would love to see Durex condoms face off against Dawn of the Dead (original)!

HA! Will condoms face Dawn of the Dead.

Do birds fly??

:)

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Do birds fly?

No. They just jump and pray to God that they don't hit the ground! :p

Anyway, it'd be a tough match for me. I'd probably go with Dawn of the Dead, just because I probably won't be getting laid in awhile, so the condoms would do no justice.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Alright, I know you're sick of 'em. But letcha' boy alky give it a go.

Here's how this one goes down:

This tournament will be 100% random. I will be picking things in pairs to face eachother off. Could be a food. Could be a movie. Could be whatever the hell I feel like posting that day.

The first..."thing"...to get to 7 votes wins the match. If I'm not here, you vote 'til I AM here. At the end of the tourny we will have two final, probably inadiment, objetcs left to face eachother.

This is gonna get reeeaal messy.

Let's get IT ON.


dude... fucking... not fair... I literally JUST got5 on to make this tourny myself... holy shit... weird.

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Posher778
dude... fucking... not fair... I literally JUST got5 on to make this tourny myself... holy shit... weird.

Haha. Life sucks.


Now whats your vote, punk?

[Posher778]

hmmmm... NOTHING. YOUR TOURNY SUCKS!.... nah, enchiladas

[alkytrio666]

4-1 enchiladas

[The_Return]

Even thought that picture looks disgusting, Im going with Nachos


By the way, Bloodrayne is right: there really are no original ideas. Even this was done before, by a great old member named Vodstok. Give me a sec, Ill find the link, I remeber there were some pretty good matches;)

[The STE]

Doug Wright

[The_Return]

Here it is:

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10049&highlight=random+crap


Still, this is one of few ideas that deserved to be resurected:p

[alkytrio666]

Yah, well, this is new 'cuz it has enchiladas.

And it's the alkytrio666 tourny, not the vodstock tourny.

[alkytrio666]

OK, before this ides completely turns to diahrea, I'm changing the required vote count to 5.

And throwing in my vote for enchiladas, making

ENCHILADAS the winner! 5-2

Next round in a sec.

[alkytrio666]

ROUND 2:

Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey

http://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/3606.jpg

VS.

Watching Paint Dry

http://www.modulousa.com/images/Manhattan_close_up.jpg

[AUSTIN316426808]

2001

[The Flayed One]

Watching paint dry

[Haunted]

Watching paint dry... That may not be intellectually hip, but I don't give a fuck. I hated that movie.

[Yellow Jacket]

2001

[alkytrio666]

Tie: 2-2

[Zero]

painting the DVD of Kubrick's 2001 and watching it dry!

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Zero
painting the DVD of Kubrick's 2001 and watching it dry!

Ehhh...I'll count that towards both.

3-3

[Dude Guadalupe]

Watching paint dry

[Despare]

Paint dry...

Latex paint was a breakthrough in my eyes and should be watched once in a while just to appriciate the subtle change in color as it dries.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by Despare

Latex paint was a breakthrough in my eyes and should be watched once in a while just to appriciate the subtle change in color as it dries. Ooh thats true

[newb]

Oh look........another tournament.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/HeadExplode.gif

[alkytrio666]

Watching paint dry wins!

Mad Cow Disease

http://www.accessnorthga.com/news/topimages/mad-cow.jpg

VS.

Taxes

http://www.capsweb.org/Images/issues/taxes.jpg

[Haunted]

Do I have to use the toilet from hell? See you guys are lucky to get to pee standing up.

I'm going to go with the butt crack, because I can always avert my eyes.

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Haunted
Do I have to use the toilet from hell? See you guys are lucky to get to pee standing up.

I'm going to go with the butt crack, because I can always avert my eyes.

Well, the crack wins. Cuz the picture wasn't wroking, so I changed the match! Yee ha.

But please vote again, you're my favorite customer.

[The Flayed One]

Mad Cow

[Haunted]

This is possibly the hardest choice for me so far.

I'm not going to vote in this round, because I honestly can't decide which is worse. I mean we've all heard the saying that there are only two sure things in life: Death and Taxes. This round asks which you would choose.

It's and endless cycle, you die, you're born, you pay taxes, you die, you're born, you pay taxes, you die (In the Upunishads, the Hindu faith calls this Samsara)...endless... unless, of course, you reach Moksha, but that isn't 100% garuteed, because no one who reaches Moksha comes back to let us know.

[lionels_mother]

hmmm... I wonder if foot and mouth/bird flu will pop up soon.
Seems we get all the shit here, those cows are getting a bit too big for their hoofs methinks. Need to thin down the auld numbers.

I VOTE BSE!

[lovecraft]

Mad cow disease just cuz the image of a mad cow makes me laugh!

[Yellow Jacket]

Mad Cow Disease (fuck taxes!!!)

[Zero]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Ehhh...I'll count that towards both.

3-3

cool - good constitutional principle:
1 man = 1 vote
1 monkey = 2 votes!!

[The_Return]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO

[alkytrio666]

4-0...Mad Cow needs one to win it.

[Despare]

Taxes!

[friday13thfan]

mad cow

[MoonLit Meadow]

WOOOOOOO. I've never actually participated in one of the Tournaments before...so I'm actually excited about it...but that's probably b/c I don't have much else going on in my life. bwahahaha.

I'll go with Taxes...I prefer to live disease free:p

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
WOOOOOOO. I've never actually participated in one of the Tournaments before...so I'm actually excited about it...but that's probably b/c I don't have much else going on in my life. bwahahaha.

I'll go with Taxes...I prefer to live disease free:p

Yay! The tournament is complete now that MM is in the house!


Round 4 in a sec.

[VampiricClown]

Cow

[alkytrio666]

ROUND 4: (This one's for Yellow Jacket)

A Condom

http://www.firegrl.com/img/condom.jpg

VS.

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

http://www.doomedmoviethon.com/images/foree_4.jpg

[friday13thfan]

condom

you can't bone with a dawn of the dead vhs around your wang

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
condom

you can't bone with a dawn of the dead vhs around your wang

I beg to differ...

1-0 condom's up.

[zomb5150]

Dawn of the Dead 78

[Despare]

Dawn of the Dead

[VampiricClown]

Dawn Of The Dead

.....I can't find condoms big enough.:(

[filmmaker2]

I just took a peek at this here tournament. Just what in the ding-dong HELL is going on in here???

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I just took a peek at this here tournament. Just what in the ding-dong HELL is going on in here???

Some really freaky sh*t....

[MoonLit Meadow]

I'll take the condom...again, b/c I prefer to live my life disease free. :D ;) Alky, I'm starting to see a theme in this here tourney...;) hahahaha.

[scouse mac]

Dawn of the Dead

[Dude Guadalupe]

Dawn Of The Dead, because you can only use a condom once (cleanly) but you can watch Dawn Of The Dead over and over again.

[The Flayed One]

Zombies>protected sex

[Haunted]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Some really freaky sh*t....

You, of course realize that you can say, "Some really freaky shit," right? We swear here. It's okay.:D

Dude Guatalupe, you make an interesting point. However, I thought the original Dawn was boring as hell. So I'm going with THE CONDOM, because theoretically, it can bring more fun.

THE CONDOM.:D

[alkytrio666]

'Dawn' wins, 6-3.

Maybe we'll see the condom again in the wildcard match...;)

Thee Bee Gees

http://957maxfm.com/new/images/artist_photos/bee_gees.jpg

VS.

Two Hillbillies



http://www.familyautomart.com/downloads/pics/hill-billies-01-a.jpg

[MoonLit Meadow]

BeeGees...cause their tunes ROCK ;)

[The Flayed One]

Sheesh. Beegees = lesser of two evils.

[The_Return]

Those are some pretty cool looking hillbillies, but Im goin with the BG's:p

[Yellow Jacket]

Bee Gee's

[Despare]

BGs

[alkytrio666]

5-0 The Bee-Gees CRUSH those damned hillbillys...who I would have voted for, but...

Nest round in a sec.

[alkytrio666]

ROUND 6: **SPECIAL RULES** The way to vote is to decide which of these two you think is more attractive!

Go nuts...

Courtney Love

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images467915_CourtneyLove.jpg

VS.

Gollum

http://terres.milieu.free.fr/PERSOS/PERSOS_PICS/GOLLUM/gollum_colere.jpg


(I'm so evil :D )

[lovecraft]

gollum hands down!

[MoonLit Meadow]

LOL...I'll also take gollum...at least he's kinda sexy. Well, not really...but he's sexier than her;)

[Yellow Jacket]

I'd let Gollum suck my cock instead of Courtney Love.

[scouse mac]

Gollum

[alkytrio666]

Gollum needs one to take it.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
You, of course realize that you can say, "Some really freaky shit," right? We swear here. It's okay.:D

I know I could, but I find it wrong to do, because of the females browsing these forums. (Although, I have done it in the past, I feel bad about it now.)

BTW, Gollum....

[The STE]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I know I could, but I find it wrong to do, because of the females browsing these forums. (Although, I have done it in the past, I feel bad about it now.)

BTW, Gollum....

but...you're talking to a female. Haunted = female

EDIT: I'd vote for Courtney Love, but the condom got voted out of play, so I just won't vote

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by The STE
but...you're talking to a female. Haunted = female



I know. And she's the reason I'm not swearing in this thread.

[The STE]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I know. And she's the reason I'm not swearing in this thread.

despite the fact that she swore in the post that you quoted?

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by The STE
despite the fact that she swore in the post that you quoted?

Yes. You can ask any of my potty-mouth ex girlfriends, even when I got in a fight with them and they were cussing me out, I'd never say a cuss word to them. If it were a guy, he'd get a whole other set of words.

[MoonLit Meadow]

The suspense is killing me...where the hell is Alky? hahahah ;)

[RavageRitual]

dammit, I cant believe i missed the condom match!

[alkytrio666]

Hey! You kids! No drama here!

5-0, Gollum kicks Courtney's shit in.

Next round up soon.

[alkytrio666]

ROUND 6:

Zoombinis

http://www.reviewcorner.com/images/logzoombini.jpg

VS.

Zambonis

http://www.thisisct.net/images/103.jpg

[The Flayed One]

Zambonis rock!

[Yellow Jacket]

Zambonis

[Haunted]

Ahhh MY GODDESS!!! I can't believe I missed Gollum v. Courtney Love. Just for the hell of it... I vote Gollum too.

Um... Zambonis, just because I love hockey.

[alkytrio666]

Zambonis are up, 3-0

[Thomasgeorge]

zambonist

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by VampiricClown


.....I can't find condoms big enough.:(


Well, you're not looking hard enough or you should go join a freak show.

[RavageRitual]

Zoombinis, they look cool

[The_Return]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Zambonis rock!

Well said man, well said.


Am I the only one that dreams to ride a zamboni one day?

[The STE]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Well, you're not looking hard enough or you should go join a freak show.

I use trash bags for now, but my penis is starting to develop a nictating condom that can come or go. Like aligator eyes that they use to see underwater, but mine is used for boning

[friday13thfan]

zambonis

[alkytrio666]

Zambonis crush the Zoombinis, 6-1

Nest round shortly.

[alkytrio666]

ROUND 7:

House of the Dead

http://www.dvdworldonline.com/images11/House_Of_The_Dead_DVD.jpg

VS.

24 hours of violent diahrrea

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/10723/200.jpg

[The STE]

the diahrrea, since pooping is fun

[RavageRitual]

Gonna go with the pepto-bismol

[Haunted]

House of the Dead

I'm not keen on the other due to dehydration.

[D'Lo]

I'll go with House of the Dead

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Haunted
House of the Dead

[alkytrio666]

House of the Dead is up, 3-2...but it's close! Keep voting.

[Thomasgeorge]

Originally posted by D'Lo
I'll go with House of the Dead

me too

[Yellow Jacket]

Pepto-Bismal

[The_Return]

Hard match...Ill go with House of the Dead

[Despare]

24 hours of violent diahrrea

I'd get a lot of reading done.

[The STE]

I wish I were pooping right now. So fun...

[Despare]

Originally posted by The STE
I wish I were pooping right now. So fun...

You should... unless... are you constipated? What alky fails to tell you in this match is the fact that House of the Dead may actually CAUSE 24 hours of violent diarreah so try that.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Despare
You should... unless... are you constipated? What alky fails to tell you in this match is the fact that House of the Dead may actually CAUSE 24 hours of violent diarreah so try that.

but I don't wanna watch House of the Dead. Maybe I'll just eat a bunch of Ricotta cheese, that usually works

[Haunted]

Ricotta cheese is good, but only when it's hot... and suffused in baked zitti, lasagna, manicotti, or stuffing those shell thingies.

[GorePhobia]

House of the Dead

[alkytrio666]

House of the Dead kills diahrea.

Next round in a sec.

[alkytrio666]

Round Who Cares:

Picking your nose

http://www.danphillips.com/personal/korg_meetings_5_03/display/Jon_picking_his_nose.jpg

Vs.

Picking your butt

http://www.dobhran.com/images/buttanim2.gif

[lovecraft]

can i pick both? (but not with the same finger...)

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by lovecraft
can i pick both? (but not with the same finger...)

Nope. Sorry.

[scouse mac]

nose

[The_Return]

Nose, tastes better;) :p

[Despare]

Nose... smells better.

[MoonLit Meadow]

LMAO...nose:p

[alkytrio666]

Nose needs one more to make it a clean sweep.

Come on. I know there's some closet butt-pickers out there.

[Haunted]

Nose

Alky... I'd rather not hear from closet butt-pickers. That's beyond foul. What purpose would picking your ass serve?

[Elvis_Christ]

Who the fuck picks their ass?! :D haha wait maybe my old roomate would.

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by Haunted
Nose

Alky... I'd rather not hear from closet butt-pickers. That's beyond foul. What purpose would picking your ass serve?

The same purpose picking your nose would have...just different mediums. :D

Nose wins it.

Next round in a second.

[Yellow Jacket]

Picking my nose. At least it doesn't smell.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Picking my nose. At least it doesn't smell.

Not what I've heard dude :)

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Not what I've heard dude :)

Shhh... ;) :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. I'm here for the next round. HURRY IT UP ALKY....I mean...whenever you're ready:D

[alkytrio666]

ROUND WHO CARES:

Count Orlock

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Orlock.JPG

VS.

Mick Jagger

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2003/12/16/_jagger60_july.jpg

[Yellow Jacket]

Count Orlock

[MoonLit Meadow]

Bwahahahah....Orlock for certain :p Old saggy drawers doesn't stand a chance:p

[Despare]

Mick Jagger... just because he's older.

[bloodrayne]

Orlock...He's much quieter (stealth is important;))

[The STE]

Originally posted by Despare
Mick Jagger... just because he's older.

burn~!

[VampiricClown]

Orlock

[The Flayed One]

They're the same person!

The count

[alkytrio666]

Orlock butters Jagger's buns, 5-1!

Next round up soon.

[alkytrio666]

ROUND ??:

Underoos

http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/profile_img1_underoos.jpg

VS.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/574/14549freshwill.jpg

[Yellow Jacket]

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[lovecraft]

Underoos, baby!!

[The_Return]

I go for the Fresh Prince, but only if he's wearing Underoos

[MoonLit Meadow]

Fresh Prince

[Despare]

Fresh Prince

[alkytrio666]

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air wins.

Next round up soon...

[alkytrio666]

Round ?:

A killer shrew

http://www.voccoquan.com/images/killer%20shrews%201.JPG

Vs.

A mullet

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/31/mullet_narrowweb__200x299.jpg

[last bad move]

a killer shrew

[Thomasgeorge]

shrew

[The_Return]

Gotta say the Shrew!

[MoonLit Meadow]

I'm gonna be daring and say the MULLET....it's quite scary ;)

[Yellow Jacket]

A mullet

[Despare]

killer shrew

[The Flayed One]

Killer shrew

[bloodrayne]

Shrew

[The STE]

a killer shrew is no match for the fucking mullet. Think about it; it's spelled as if it should have a silent T, but the T is pronounced! It's not pronounced "moolay" like some sort of fruity french pastry. It's a motherfucking MULLET! Just looking at someone with a mullet, you know they're gonna have dissapointing 3 minute sex with some skinny chick (who is chewing gum at the time), then punch someone in the mouth afterwards. Like, right afterwards. He might not even have pulled his dick out yet. That's the power of the fucking mullet.

[alkytrio666]

Despite some very wise words by Sam, the mullet loses to a killer shrew.

[alkytrio666]

ROUND: WHO GIVES A SHIT?

This one is all about the adhesives! Yee-haaaaa!


Gorilla Glue

http://www.topgun.co.uk/images/Gorilla_glue_std_bottle_large.jpg

VS.

Duct Tape

http://www.panthereast.com/images/duct%20tape.jpg

[Thomasgeorge]

gorilla glue

[MoonLit Meadow]

Glue :)

[The_Return]

I gotta go with the handyman's secret weapon on the basis that Red Green is my idol.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/Network_Skeds/2005/06/02/redgreen256.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Duct Tape...It has a few more uses than glue...And, it's a bit easier to remove when you're done with it;)

[D'Lo]

Duct Tape

[Yellow Jacket]

Gorilla Glue

I always hated duct tape. It was too damn big for tape and was hard to tear off.

[Despare]

Duct tape.

[alkytrio666]

What an exciting match! The adhesives are tied at 3-3!

[The Flayed One]

Well, gorillas frighten me. However, the hicks who try to fix everything with duct tape frighten me even more.

Glue FTW!

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Well, gorillas frighten me. However, the hicks who try to fix everything with duct tape frighten me even more.

Glue FTW!

Naw, it's only 4-3. GG need sone more to win it.

[MoonLit Meadow]

*bump* :D Somebody just PICK ONE ;)

[Thomasgeorge]

Is nthis thing still going?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Yeah, I think we're still waiting for somebody to break the tie....I'm not sure... ;)

[Thomasgeorge]

hury and break the tie

[alkytrio666]

*voice from above*: Gorilla Glue!

[alkytrio666]

WOW! After a long match, the glue wins!

[The_Return]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!