A Little Fun With The Search Function...'Fuck' Is Apparently Our Favorite Word Here

[bloodrayne]

Most forums do not allow any form of expletives to be used, and even the more liberal forums that DO allow a person to use obscenities, will draw the line at the word 'fuck'...I know of one forum that does not allow the word 'cunt'

Anyway...For all of you who think that sometimes we are too strict (which is a huge fucking joke)...Let me show ya something...

I did a bullet search for the word 'fuck'...That includes all forms of the word, such as fucked, fucking, fucker, fucktard, etcetera...

There are 28,335 posts (this one included;)) on this site containing those words...These do not include posts that have been deleted...Only posts that are currently on the forum

Here are some more:

Ass: 25,671...posts
Shit: 21,574 posts...I blame this on the recent flood of remakes :D
Bitch: 5,087 posts
Cunt: 611 posts

Those last two honestly surprised me

Isn't it funny that the one expletive that is least tolerated everywhere else, is the one MOST used here?


I take comfort in the fact that the word 'horror' is used in 26,983 posts...


As well as...

Romero: 1,162 posts
Craven: 746 posts
Argento: 671 posts
Fulci: 661 posts

Yet...Variations on the word 'fuck' are used far more times than even the word 'horror':eek:

If you try this, make sure that you search for 'posts' and not 'threads'...That way EVERY post that has the search word in it will be counted...

What can you guys come up with?

[Yellow Jacket]

Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! :p

[Posher778]

Posher, 18 times :) not very many but I don't care!

[VampiricClown]

haha, How nice. I rarely use it unless I'm "pissed" off or wired from mountain dew, like today.:D But seriously, that is a lot of times. I'm thinking about 40% of it (at least) was used during the "N00b Bashing" Days though. You can ask any of my friends though, I rarely ever cuss in person. I do when I'm by myself or I get hurt badly. But I usually don't even say "Damn" or "Hell". And I NEVER cuss in front of a female. That's just disrespectful.:(

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
And I NEVER cuss in front of a female. That's just disrespectful.:(



Not the females I know.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Not the females I know. One in particular comes to mind.

Most of the females I know have really bad mouth's, but I still find it wrong to yell "Fuck It" or something with them around. I'd feel bad.:(

[Jacob Singer]

That's shows again what it's our principal obsesion, fuck

As the Dictators said, there's two things that make the world turn around PUSSY AND MONEY:D

[Posher778]

I don't cuss out loud ever, i'm just a literary swearer!

[The STE]

some variation of the word "spam" was used in 632 topics

[AUSTIN316426808]

Halloween- 4,816.

[bloodrayne]

Freddy: 6,182 posts
Jason: 4,923 posts
Leatherface: 1,620 posts
Michael Myers: 996 posts

[The STE]

post count: Spam was used in 1642 posts counting this one

[The STE]

some variation of "gay" was used in 355 posts (counting this one)

[bloodrayne]

I did a bullet search for the word 'fuck' in posts with my SN...


541 posts:o

[dewaholic]

Well fuck if you think this forum likes that word & other obsenities, try checking out panterachat.com lol

Anyway fuck is a fucking great word. I don't know of any other word that can be used as a noun, "you dumb fuck" an adjective "its fucking hot" a verb "fuck me hard" an insult that covers all types of words" fuck you, you fucking fuck"

[The STE]

damn, Rayne, I've only got 434

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Jacob Singer
As the Dictators said, there's two things that make the world turn around PUSSY AND MONEY:D

*air guitars* :)

I think I'd break the record hahaha there'd be a "fuck" in nearly every single post of mine :) I'm real trash mouthed. I cross my T's and dot my I's with profanity haha.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
damn, Rayne, I've only got 434 Heh...And half of those were attributed to PETA :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
*air guitars* :)

I think I'd break the record hahaha there'd be a "fuck" in nearly every single post of mine :) I'm real trash mouthed. I cross my T's and dot my I's with profanity haha.

I did a bullet search for the word 'fuck' in posts with your SN...




710 posts:eek: ...Holy shit...That's WAY more than me, and you have way less overall posts than me

[Jacob Singer]

In other words : So fucking what?

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I did a bullet search for the word 'fuck' in posts with your SN...




710 posts:eek: ...Holy shit...That's WAY more than me, and you have way less overall posts than me

Can you do one for me? You'll probably find.....8?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Can you do one for me? You'll probably find.....8?


14

[Jacob Singer]

Man a day witout listening one pair of Dictators songs it's a day lost (Greenday fuck off)

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
I did a bullet search for the word 'fuck' in posts with your SN...




710 posts:eek: ...Holy shit...That's WAY more than me, and you have way less overall posts than me

Hahaha :) that made my day. So I'm the most profane motherfucker on HDC! I'm actually really proud of that!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Can you do one for me? You'll probably find.....8?

41 posts...But that also includes anything that you may have quoted with the word 'fuck' in it...Like that last post here



@Austin...Did you search 'fuck' or all words like 'fucked, fucking, fucker, etcetera'?...You do a bullet search like this...*fuck*

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Hahaha :) that made my day. So I'm the most profane motherfucker on HDC! I'm actually really proud of that! Yeah...That's almost 20% of ALL of your posts...That's insane :D

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
41 posts...But that also includes anything that you may have quoted with the word 'fuck' in it...Like that last post here



@Austin...Did you search 'fuck' or all words like 'fucked, fucking, fucker, etcetera'?...You do a bullet search like this...*fuck*

I have quoted quite a few. But hey, still not as bad as everyone else. ;)

[The STE]

noob, n00b, and the variations thereof: 2672

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
[BYou do a bullet search like this...*fuck* [/B]


I didn't know that...Halloween is actually 5,145 instead of the 4,816 I posted before.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Yeah...That's almost 20% of ALL of your posts...That's insane :D

Fuck yeh :)

Heh I don't really think about it. Im just one of those "Fuck that's cool" "Yeh that's fucking [insert whatever in there] kinda people.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
14

Did you mean 14 or 41?

[AUSTIN316426808]

I've got 511.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Did you mean 14 or 41?


It was 41, I did the search wrong.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
It was 41, I did the search wrong.

I probably have the lowest count next to a N00b. haha

[AUSTIN316426808]

If you put STE and Sam the Egg together it's 769.
(I'm really bored)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
If you put STE and Sam the Egg together it's 769.
(I'm really bored)

Who is this "Sam the Egg", of which you speak?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Who is this "Sam the Egg", of which you speak?

Sam the Egg is STE. I don't know the story as to why STE got banned and needed a new username, but I do know that Sam the Egg is STE.

[The STE]

I got banned for no apparent reason, along with a couple other posters

[VampiricClown]

Oh ok. Like my CaptHowdy579 username?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The STE
I got banned for no apparent reason, along with a couple other posters

Sure you did. J/K :p Hmm, were the mods drunk that night?

[The STE]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Oh ok. Like my CaptHowdy579 username?

no, this was after (IIRC) Kpro went mad and banned some people, and he got blamed for the mass banning that got me, too, but as far as I know it turned out that he didn't do it

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The STE
no, this was after (IIRC) Kpro went mad and banned some people, and he got blamed for the mass banning that got me, too, but as far as I know it turned out that he didn't do it

Oh, ok. Thanks for the info!

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by The STE
no, this was after (IIRC) Kpro went mad and banned some people, and he got blamed for the mass banning that got me, too, but as far as I know it turned out that he didn't do it

He seems to get blamed for everything, no?

[Despare]

I did mine but it didn't seem to come out right. Somebody check my posts! Please?

[GorePhobia]

I don't know how to exactly do it but IF I did it right I used fuck in 74 posts

which is low for me.....

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Despare
I did mine but it didn't seem to come out right. Somebody check my posts! Please?

I make yours a paltry 10 :eek:


Im not much better, a mere 68.

[scouse mac]

The word twat is much under used, only 308 appearances (and one of them was in the word wristwatch)!

[Despare]

Only 10!? For shame...

[PR3SSUR3]

"Cunt" is a highly offensive word - in actual life and in Cyberspace (particularly to women) - and is overused by those unable to come up with anything more creative when an argument collapses.

I'm sure I've only used it once within these hollowed pages, and even then indirectly.

But the cunt deserved it.

:D

[noctuary]

I've only used "fuck" six times, apparently.

Er... well, seven now.

[Haunted]

Didn't check, but I wonder how I rate in saying "cunt?" I can't believe it's only been used 618 times. That's fucking ridiculous. It's the best fucking word on the planet. So is fuck. Two great words ready for any situation, they are.

CUNT
FUCK


I also wonder how many times this phrase has been used:
HAIL SATAN
HIGHPRIEST WISE

:D :D

[slasherman]

cock = 356
spam = 385

[friday13thfan]

i said fuck 228 times so far
shit-97
bitch-50....should be more

[The STE]

Originally posted by Haunted
Didn't check, but I wonder how I rate in saying "cunt?" I can't believe it's only been used 618 times. That's fucking ridiculous. It's the best fucking word on the planet. So is fuck. Two great words ready for any situation, they are.

CUNT
FUCK


I also wonder how many times this phrase has been used:
HAIL SATAN
HIGHPRIEST WISE

:D :D

329

[PR3SSUR3]

A more interesting search might be to find out how many times your favourite swear-words have been used against you, such as cunt, twat, prick and gay(!).

How many other members can claim to be labelled as one or more of the above at least once, and not in jest?