Things you could never do from movies

[Posher778]

What are some things that you could never do, that happen in horror movies. Stuff that, if you were in the situation, you would just completely break down and collapse under the pressure.


The one that comes to mind for me right now is from Deep Blue Sea. I've always been terrified of sharks, but i'm way more afraid of drowning to death. That scene near the end, when the three survivors started to flood that hatch, and were going to open the door at the top and swim straight up to the top in one breath terrified me. Slowly floating up to a tiny crawlspace which you had to either swim straight up 60 feet with a 45 foot mako shark on your ass, or drown below... I would just die right there...

[filmmaker2]

Kick a velociraptor in the head accidentally while being chased by stampeding brontosauri AND running in place in front of a greenscreen. Most people would never be able to do that in real life I bet

[Posher778]

Which jurassic park was that from, not the 1st one I know.

[Yellow Jacket]

Work in a movie directed by Uwe Boll. Just to damn hard to do!

[Posher778]

Well, I actually meant for this to be serious, but... ok.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
Well, I actually meant for this to be serious, but... ok.

I'm being totally serious! Sure, maybe it doesn't count as it being in the movie, but it would be hard for me to do. I hate Uwe Boll, that stupid motherfucker!

[Posher778]

ok!

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Work in a movie directed by Uwe Boll. Just to damn hard to do!

http://www.vujer.com/material/artiklar/uwe_boll06.jpg

[Posher778]

He looks like a zombie!

[bloodrayne]

Run and Scream....GodDAMN, I hate that shit..I could NEVER do that...That makes ME wanna kill the stupid bitches...Why don't they at least TRY to defend themselves?...And...If they're gonna run, they shouldn't scream...Grrr

[Posher778]

That is the one thing i hated from the movie scream. Neve campbell running aroun din the OPEN outside the house near the end screaming as loud as she could when the killer was RIGHT around there... stupid... STUPID idea. Not to mention she was screaming for DEWEY.



And rayne, I don't think I could see you running away screaming. Pretty sure you'd be the one doing the chasing actually...:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Posher778
And rayne, I don't think I could see you running away screaming. Pretty sure you'd be the one doing the chasing actually...:D Heh....No comment...

Wait...THAT was a comment...D'oh, Homer moment


lol :D

[Posher778]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Heh....No comment...

Wait...THAT was a comment...D'oh, Homer moment


lol :D

haha. Actually I think most people here would be the attackers. We could make a HDC production. Many vicious killers stalk spammers and post whores in the woods on prom night on halloween. Its so original!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
http://www.vujer.com/material/artiklar/uwe_boll06.jpg

*starts crying* WHY?!? WHY DID THEY LET YOU MAKE MOVIES?!?

[RavageRitual]

anything with superhuman stength.

[Posher778]

Well, the same reason they let all the other people make movies... Uhhhhh... I got nothin.

[1beastieibe]

IN saw the part where Adam sticks his hand in the discusting toilet...I could never do that

[The_Return]

Most anything in Saw, especially the "Venus Fly Trap" at the first of Saw 2. Id say say "Screw it" and let it kill me. Alot of the others wouldnt be too hard...but that would suck.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The_Return
Most anything in Saw, especially the "Venus Fly Trap" at the first of Saw 2. Id say say "Screw it" and let it kill me. Alot of the others wouldnt be too hard...but that would suck.

I could do the headtrap from saw 1, because it didn't involve any pain towards myself, and MAYBE the razor wire, but i could never saw my own leg off.

[The_Return]

Razor wire would have been easy if he'd taken his time.

[Posher778]

Maybe not, he was pretty overweight, and when on a time limit like that (even though quite long) it wouldn't be too hard to panic.

[Yellow Jacket]

I could never saw off my leg, tear the back of my skin off, venus fly trap, and the needle pit. And this is what makes the Saw movies shine: Their boobytraps! Though, I'm hoping they slow down on the sequels.

[Posher778]

I still wanted to see amanda get her jaw ripped open.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
I still wanted to see amanda get her jaw ripped open.

So do I! I was hoping that they'd include that into the sequel for the cop in the beginning, but instead I got stuck with spikes to the face. Which wasn't that bloody! But I still love the movie!

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
So do I! I was hoping that they'd include that into the sequel for the cop in the beginning, but instead I got stuck with spikes to the face. Which wasn't that bloody! But I still love the movie!

The tension in both scenes was enough to make me collapse, I couldn't stand the timer ticking down the seconds to your death.... oooof

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
The tension in both scenes was enough to make me collapse, I couldn't stand the timer ticking down the seconds to your death.... oooof

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, YOU'RE DEAD!!!

[Posher778]

heh. Not now at least lol.

[Yellow Jacket]

Present (http://www.deathclock.com/)

[Posher778]

Hmmm and the link reads Deathclock.com. interesting. I hope you realize ticking clocks don't scare me. I meant if I was amanda or that other guy.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
Hmmm and the link reads Deathclock.com. interesting. I hope you realize ticking clocks don't scare me. I meant if I was amanda or that other guy.

Tick tock bitch, tick tock! Damn, it's not working! :p

[Posher778]

mmmhmmm. I have clocks by coldplay stuck in my head.

[sabersword]

In a horror film I would never go down into the basement.And, never,never open a coffin.I mean, the chances of somthing leaping out and bitting you are so grate. Never stand with your back to a window. never have sex. As we all know, the first ones to have sex die first. and never, no way walk out of a room and say; Ill be right back. The kiss of death.

[lionels_mother]

I could never stab my own eye out. (saw2)

[scaryminda15]

i couldn't kill anyone unless they were going to kill my family and friends.

[Soloman Kane]

1. Go into a dark room & say,"Hello is anyone there." just as the psycho come out from around the corner.
2. Crash through a plate glass window on a motorcycle being held up by some guys moving it.
3. Doing anything seen in the Matrix movies. Physics are an unforgiving bitch.. :D

[noctuary]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
http://www.vujer.com/material/artiklar/uwe_boll06.jpg
Even his face is annoying...

Anyway, I could never do that old horror movie cliche, splitting up the group to cover more ground/search more effectively, etc. I would be the one saying, "Hey guys, I've seen this movie before, and I think we should just stick together in one big group. Okay?"

[stubbornforgey]

LOL...
Em running away from a psycho..
the last fucking place i would run is a bloody bathroom where i know the window is smaller than my ass and there is no other exit..
or hide under my bed or in the wardrobe...
Nups..even run up the stairs.