Create a horror story

[Posher778]

you can only post ONE LINE at a time, and someone else must have posted before you can repost. i'm going to post a storyline, and you guys can go crazy making it into one random horror story, kind of like a twist on ad libs. main rule> you CANNOT make the story end by saying the world blows up or everyone dies and nothing can ever be right again, it has to always continue.

A crazy killer named Pickles has just broken out of a crazy house, and cops all over the area are hunting him down. 20 teens are at a big party in someones apartment in the middle of the city, with thousands of people all around. there's a huge llama farm outside the city, and its 1200 in the afternoon.


Pickles steals a big, fancy lamborghini and unsuspiciously drives towards the city, where he somehow, due to cliche, knows theres a party going on with teens.

[Yellow Jacket]

Pickles goes into the party and acts like one of the teens. He picks up a beer and starts drinking. Soon, he starts to get drunk. He's playing drinking games with the kids and smoking some dope. All of a sudden the cops crash the party, and they notice Pickles.

[Posher778]

before the cops can do anything though, all the llamas from the llama farm attack the streets and plow over all the cops, while the teens continue to party with the llamas afterwards.

[Yellow Jacket]

Pickles sees his escape, and jumps on one of the llamas and rides it away from the party. One of the cops crawls over to his police car and calls for back-up. Then, he pulls himself into the car and chases after Pickles.

[Posher778]

pickles spontaneously combusts and dies, while a bunch of randomly placed maniacs in hockey masks head towards theparty, which has moved to the middle of the streets.

[Yellow Jacket]

The hockey masked killers start slicing and dicing their way through the teens. One of them grabs one of the dead teens who is profusely bleeding from the mouth, drags him over to a beer hat, and puurs the blood into the hat. Then, he finds one of the kids, grabs him, shoves the nozle down his throat, then ssqeezes the blood down into the kid's throat.

[Posher778]

the llamas casually leave, while the dead teens become evil vampires.

[Yellow Jacket]

The vampires roam the night, looking for some blood. They find some teens to munch on, but then get rudely interrupted by the police.

[Posher778]

the vampires realize that its daytime... and casually dive into the sewers.

[Yellow Jacket]

In the sewers, the vampires look for more prey, but only find rats. Hungry as hell, they start chowing down on the rats, even eating some of them whole. But, soon, some of the rats become vampires, vamprats, and stalk the night (or in this case, the day).

[Posher778]

a random *returning space probe* hits in a cornfield.

[Yellow Jacket]

A hillbilly comes out and aboards the ship. He gets an anla probe and returns to Earth. The next day, the news comes over and interviews the hillbilly. All of a sudden, the *returning space probe* returns again.

[Posher778]

a hick in a big truck smacks into the probe and blows up 1/3rd of the planet.

[Yellow Jacket]

Then, the Predator aboards the ship and starts kicking the alien's ass!

[Posher778]

predator spontaneously combusts because i hate him, and he can never come back forever, and the aliens invade earth.

[scouse mac]

By this time a loose alliance between llama's, hockey masked killers and vamprats has formed. On seeing the aliens intent to subjugate earth they decide to take the battle to them by hijacking a NASA shuttle and destroying the aliens on their own turf.

[noctuary]

Unfortunately, the alien home world is in another sector of the galaxy altogether. By the time the coalition returns victoriously from their campaign, the earth has changed in unimaginable ways...

[Posher778]

50 percent of earths population is now GAY! the vamprats are horrified.

[santan'spawn666]

Is 50 percent of the world's population really gay?

[Posher778]

i dont think so. i really hope not. but thats what the aliens did to the planet... finish the story.

[noctuary]

Originally posted by santan'spawn666
Is 50 percent of the world's population really gay?
What the... Anyway...

The vamprats, although initially distressed at the new gayness of the world, have a good long think about the situation and eventually decide to "When in Athens, do as the Greeks do."

Get it?

[Posher778]

greece is one of the STRAIGHT countrys of this new world, but finland invades canada, and the vamprats attack

[scouse mac]

The carnage is terrible. The massed ranks of canadian and finnish troops, whilst fighting each other, have no answer to the vamprat onslaught. Before long, the field is littered with the dead and the dying as gorged vamprats lazily drag themselves from the scene to sleep off the feast.
Meanwhile, back in Greece, the llama's are hatching a plan......

[Posher778]

the llama's move to switzerland.