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filmmaker2
01-14-2006, 05:37 AM
Lately I have been saying "Poo-nuts!" a lot, it is my new replacement for saying "Aw, crap!" or "Sonofabitch!" And its much better really. I'm talking about when something minor happens, like, say, you spill your drink on the carpet or the cat claws a shirt that you like and makes a claw-hole, you say, "Poo-nuts!" or maybe "Oh, POO-NUTS" and it makes the misfortune sound funny and then you feel better. It's kinda like saying "Peanuts" but it's "Poo-nuts." Try it you will see it works

zomb5150
01-14-2006, 05:48 AM
I tried it, it's great:D
I was fixing myself a bowl of cereal and accidently spilled a little milk.Instead of swearing I said poo-nuts, It worked I felt so much better. :)

Zero
01-14-2006, 06:06 AM
hey - you can both just kiss my poo-nuts!



(wow - it does work --- LOL)

Nana_baby
01-14-2006, 06:15 AM
:eek: that sounds so wrong,funny,but wrong

Zero
01-14-2006, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Nana_baby
:eek: that sounds so wrong,funny,but wrong

but it feels sooooo right



LOL - :D

Haunted
01-14-2006, 06:31 AM
I'm such a pirate, but I'll try it. I just don't know if it's going to be as satisfying as "fuck."

Zero
01-14-2006, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I'm such a pirate, but I'll try it. I just don't know if it's going to be as satisfying as "fuck."

is there anything as satsifying???

psiren
01-14-2006, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by Zero
is there anything as satsifying???

...yes, ''cunt!'' :D that's my usual, Solomon says i swear way too much.:o so i'll try ''poo nuts''

my friend in Kansas says he never heard ''bollocks'' before i said it, is it just a British word?

Zero
01-14-2006, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by psiren
...yes, ''cunt!'' :D that's my usual, Solomon says i swear way too much.:o so i'll try ''poo nuts''

my friend in Kansas says he never heard ''bollocks'' before i said it, is it just a British word?

yep - i had to ask someone what it meant when i lived in the uk

(at the very least they don't say it in Kansas - they only say "gosh darnit" and "dadgumit")

psiren
01-14-2006, 07:24 AM
lol, my friend was running around yelling it at every opportunity, it took months for the novelty to wear off!

Zero
01-14-2006, 07:27 AM
my biggest linguistic adjustment after moving back to the US was to quit saying "toilet" (i.e., "I have to go to the toilet" or "where is your toilet?") - in the US the word "toilet" is taboo and one must say "rest room" - I still find myself slipping and saying "I've got to go to TOILET!"

stubbornforgey
01-14-2006, 08:34 AM
hahahahaha
i said 'poo nuts' after i kicked my toe
and got laughed at..!!
not giggles kind of laugh...em talking
the HAHAHAHAHAHA POO WHAT???
kinda thing.
They sed it sounds snobbish...but ..acks
pooh nuts to them too :D

Zero
01-14-2006, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
hahahahaha
i said 'poo nuts' after i kicked my toe
and got laughed at..!!
not giggles kind of laugh...em talking
the HAHAHAHAHAHA POO WHAT???
kinda thing.
They sed it sounds snobbish...but ..acks
pooh nuts to them too :D

kick them in their poo-nuts!

filmmaker2
01-14-2006, 10:00 AM
I had a feeling this was gonna cause some laughter...heh heh heh

POO-NUTS! hee hee hee hee hee!

(BY THE WAY, I forgot to mention that you should only say "poo-nuts" when you are alone--well, you don't have to, but if you do say it in front of people, it is very possible that they will laugh at you!)

This is sort of inspired, actually, by a guy I remember from high school, a nice fella but sort of snooty, never cursed because it was beneath him........and when he dropped his books or whatever, he would say, "Oh, poo!" I just added the nuts. Like I always do.

psiren
01-14-2006, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Zero
my biggest linguistic adjustment after moving back to the US was to quit saying "toilet" (i.e., "I have to go to the toilet" or "where is your toilet?") - in the US the word "toilet" is taboo and one must say "rest room" - I still find myself slipping and saying "I've got to go to TOILET!"

well, in the North of England and Midlands where i was born we say 'bog'!
in London one ''goes for a pony'' (pony and trap-crap):p

Haunted
01-14-2006, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by psiren
...yes, ''cunt!'' :D that's my usual, Solomon says i swear way too much.:o so i'll try ''poo nuts''

my friend in Kansas says he never heard ''bollocks'' before i said it, is it just a British word?

Cunt- one of my favorite insults.

I can't believe you didn't know what it meant, Zero.

mothermold
01-14-2006, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Lately I have been saying "Poo-nuts!" a lot, it is my new replacement for saying "Aw, crap!" or "Sonofabitch!" And its much better really. I'm talking about when something minor happens, like, say, you spill your drink on the carpet or the cat claws a shirt that you like and makes a claw-hole, you say, "Poo-nuts!" or maybe "Oh, POO-NUTS" and it makes the misfortune sound funny and then you feel better. It's kinda like saying "Peanuts" but it's "Poo-nuts." Try it you will see it works

it's akin to "dingleberries".:p

filmmaker2
01-14-2006, 05:31 PM
yeah......yeah......yeah.........it is a little like dingleberries (giggle)

except.....it is a little more like..............

POO-NUTS!

hee hee hee hee hee

ItsAlive75
01-14-2006, 05:34 PM
No offense, but my friends would verbally kick my ass if I said poo-nuts on a daily basis.

filmmaker2
01-14-2006, 05:38 PM
Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see how many people would try it. Remember I didn't say you had to say it around other people--it's funny even if you're alone!

ItsAlive75
01-14-2006, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see how many people would try it. Remember I didn't say you had to say it around other people--it's funny even if you're alone!

Well I'll try it by myself once I do something wrong, but I never make mistakes... so...

ShankS
01-15-2006, 01:38 AM
and I thought this was a hardcore horror forum.






;)

zomb5150
01-15-2006, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
No offense, but my friends would verbally kick my ass if I said poo-nuts on a daily basis.

mine too, poo-nuts is for sissies.:D

Nana_baby
01-15-2006, 07:09 AM
well i think you guys are really stupid when it comes 2 this shit,to agree with haunted the word fuck is fun to say along with some other words...
But Poo-Nuts??? thats just too funny

filmmaker2
01-30-2006, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
and I thought this was a hardcore horror forum.

;)

Hardcore poof forum is more like it from the looks of things, Shanksie...

filmmaker2
03-01-2006, 08:06 AM
Well, out of boredom, I have gone ahead and bumped the questionable "Poo-Nuts" thread, the official thread for mild expletives that are more humorous than shocking. I am still using this term "Poo-Nuts," I try to use it several times a day at least, and it continues to be funny. I strongly suggest you try it while it is still fashionable! Here are some variations you might like to try:

1. Try calling your favorite pet a "little poo-nut."

2. Double the words and say "poo-poo nuts-nuts."

See, it is meaningless AND versatile! Try today!

The Flayed One
03-01-2006, 09:44 AM
No thanks. I'm perfectly satisfied with swearing properly. When I don't I already tend to say "Booo-urns" and that is enough for me.

newb
03-01-2006, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by The Flayed One
No thanks. I'm perfectly satisfied with swearing properly. When I don't I already tend to say "Booo-urns" and that is enough for me.

Are they saying BOO or Boo-Urns?

http://www.metronews.ca/uploadedImages/Mr_Burns_article.jpg

scouse mac
03-01-2006, 10:09 AM
Growing up watching endless repeats of Red Dwarf (anyone outside the UK catch this?) I discovered that saying 'smeg, smeghead or you smegger' was a good way of swearing without it meaning too much to most people who heard it. Its a good word.

filmmaker2
03-01-2006, 12:12 PM
Exxxxxcellent suggestions from everyone...I will add those to my notebook also.

Haunted
03-01-2006, 01:18 PM
I've tried to use poo-nuts, but it's just not hearty enough for me. I like "fuck" and "cunt" (often together such as cunt-fuck or fucking cunt) too much. I will admit that poo-nut's silliness is entertaining.

hammerfan
03-01-2006, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
I've tried to use poo-nuts, but it's just not hearty enough for me. I like "fuck" and "cunt" (often together such as cunt-fuck or fucking cunt) too much. I will admit that poo-nut's silliness is entertaining.

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

filmmaker2
03-01-2006, 01:36 PM
Me Too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stubbornforgey
03-01-2006, 01:40 PM
HAUNTED ..SISTER BOO !!!!
WB..HUGS AND XXES..
oops ..soz about the caps. '

Haunted
03-01-2006, 03:48 PM
Thanks, you three. I had to step back for a bit. Some things came up in my life, and I remembered the last time this happened. I brought it to the concensus, and people ended up getting banned. I figured, it's my shit, and I'll deal with it.

I will say, though, I missed every fucking one of you everyday. I actually just really enjoy coming here.

The Mothman
03-01-2006, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Lately I have been saying "Poo-nuts!" a lot, it is my new replacement for saying "Aw, crap!" or "Sonofabitch!" And its much better really. I'm talking about when something minor happens, like, say, you spill your drink on the carpet or the cat claws a shirt that you like and makes a claw-hole, you say, "Poo-nuts!" or maybe "Oh, POO-NUTS" and it makes the misfortune sound funny and then you feel better. It's kinda like saying "Peanuts" but it's "Poo-nuts." Try it you will see it works
some manditory information here.

Yellow Jacket
03-01-2006, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2

1. Try calling your favorite pet a "little poo-nut."

I just did, and I laughed my ass off! Now, I'm going to stick with my casual fuckin' swearing, but I'll say "poo-nuts" every once in awhile *chuckles*. POO-NUTS!!! It's even fun to type! :D

filmmaker2
03-01-2006, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Haunted


I will say, though, I missed every fucking one of you everyday. I actually just really enjoy coming here.


Hey, we missed you too.

And remember folks, "poo-nuts" is not a serious swear word, it is only intended for small misfortunes, never for anything big. And it's specially designed to lighten things up...it's for when you need a quick laff, a giggle. Try it! Try! you will like it yes

Dante'sInferno
03-01-2006, 09:40 PM
Ahh,Poo-Nutts...










Nope i still feel like shit.:(

stubbornforgey
03-02-2006, 10:46 AM
hahahahahaha..
i said poo-nuts at my x-lan crew meeting last night..
all the guys reckon i sounded gay..
next thing i know..one of them dropped one of the cables an he goes..POO NUTS..
and everyone larfed..em like wtf..
LOL..according to them ..it sounds better coming from a guy.
'stubborn shakes her head'

filmmaker2
03-02-2006, 11:02 AM
That so totally KICKS ASS. A room full of important people saying "poo-nuts" --YESSSSSSS.

Haunted
03-02-2006, 12:07 PM
You're infectious, filmmaker, and so is your "poo-nuts."

Dante... Just jump up and down and shout, "Fuckity-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuckfuck!" Oh yes... and "Cunt! Cunting cunt!" It should make you feel a little better. I works for me sometimes!

I love to swear
I swear everyday
Fuck this and fuck that
Fuckin' A my butt's getting fat

Shit pile and turds
As shouted by nerds
Can help you on your way

So shout FUCK or CUNT
Whatever you want
Shit and Damnit
Goddamn and Hell
Piss 'em all off
It's really swell

Because because BECAUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE
WHO...GIVES...A...FUUUUUCK?!
FUCK THAT!

-Brought to you by the band, Poo-nuts.

stubbornforgey
03-02-2006, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
That so totally KICKS ASS. A room full of important people saying "poo-nuts" --YESSSSSSS.

FM my dearest..i think you have started a trend amongst a few kiwi aucklanders..
hahahahahahaha..oh boi!!

Zero
03-06-2006, 01:22 PM
i'm now saying "poodle noodle" - just to vary things up a bit

filmmaker2
03-06-2006, 01:37 PM
I like that. You can say poodle noodle over and over, while scratching the top of your dog's head. Sure! Why not.

stubbornforgey
03-06-2006, 02:50 PM
Em just cracking up over the amount of replies a thread titled' poo nuts' got..
hahahahahahahaha!!

bloodrayne
03-06-2006, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Zero
i'm now saying "poodle noodle" - just to vary things up a bit *sigh*...It's just not the same...Doesn't seem to have quite the same impact







:D


I prefer the 'poo poo nuts nuts' myself

Zombee
03-09-2006, 06:40 AM
I like poo-nuts.. But I am really a "Ahhh Shitty Cockles" guy at heart.

Zero
03-09-2006, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by Zombee
I like poo-nuts.. But I am really a "Ahhh Shitty Cockles" guy at heart.
i had that once - a little ointment and it gets all better

Zombee
03-09-2006, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by Zero
i had that once - a little ointment and it gets all better

The local Witch Dr hooked me up with some sav, it is soothing.