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The Mothman
03-28-2005, 09:18 PM
Today i had a terrifeing experience with mercury. My dumbass friend broke open a thermometer to play with the mercury inside. both of us were currently unaware of the serious side affects of it. he broke the thermometer over a cup letting it spill into it. Then this retard decides that it would be funny to throw the shit at me. as he did, one of my friends said that i got some on my face. i freaked and ran inside to look at myself in the mirror, and was shocked. the shit hd dissolved into my fucking face and left this white shit on me. I freaked out and called the poison control center. they said that i would be fine, the white shit would come off, and that it wasnt nough to do any damage. i was extremy relieved by this news. i took a shower and sure enough the white shit came off. i feel fine now, but it was still a scary experence

The STE
03-28-2005, 09:24 PM
You should inject bleach into your friend's scrotum as payback

The Mothman
03-28-2005, 09:29 PM
yes, good idea, but i aint going nowhere nere that nasty fuck's ballsack.......to tell you te truth he aint even my friend....i fucking hate him lol

barbra
03-28-2005, 09:33 PM
I thought it was going to be about the planet or something

The Mothman
03-28-2005, 09:35 PM
fuck the planet! this is liquid metal biiiiotch.

urgeok
03-28-2005, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
Today i had a terrifeing experience with mercury. My dumbass friend broke open a thermometer to play with the mercury inside. both of us were currently unaware of the serious side affects of it. he broke the thermometer over a cup letting it spill into it. Then this retard decides that it would be funny to throw the shit at me. as he did, one of my friends said that i got some on my face. i freaked and ran inside to look at myself in the mirror, and was shocked. the shit hd dissolved into my fucking face and left this white shit on me. I freaked out and called the poison control center. they said that i would be fine, the white shit would come off, and that it wasnt nough to do any damage. i was extremy relieved by this news. i took a shower and sure enough the white shit came off. i feel fine now, but it was still a scary experence

the white shit wont hurt you but the actual mercury is going to work its way into your heart and kill you.

there is one chance - and one chance only.

hang from your arms in a meat locker.
the mercury will head for your feet and settle there ..

unfortunately at that point - you're gonna have to remove your feet.

The Mothman
03-28-2005, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
the white shit wont hurt you but the actual mercury is going to work its way into your heart and kill you.

there is one chance - and one chance only.

hang from your arms in a meat locker.
the mercury will head for your feet and settle there ..

unfortunately at that point - you're gonna have to remove your feet. lmfao......i think i believe thepoison control center's theory more than urs......but u never know.....

ShankS
03-28-2005, 09:41 PM
^ lol


you'll be ok...ish :p

people have been eating fish tainted with mercury from industrial poluted rivers for decades now, only recently has the effects come to light. You'll also breath in more polutants including mercury, from just strolling down the road past a traffic jam.

The STE
03-28-2005, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
yes, good idea, but i aint going nowhere nere that nasty fuck's ballsack.......to tell you te truth he aint even my friend....i fucking hate him lol

All the more reason to inject bleach into his scrotum. You don't have to pull his pants down and fondle his nuts while you do it, just stab the needle through the crotch of his jeans and push the plunger in

The Mothman
03-28-2005, 09:44 PM
ya, my old house had a river next to it, they restriced people from eating any of the fish from it, because supposedly they are loaded with the stuff.

The Mothman
03-28-2005, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by The STE
All the more reason to inject bleach into his scrotum. You don't have to pull his pants down and fondle his nuts while you do it, just stab the needle through the crotch of his jeans and push the plunger in
trustme, the smell would be unbearable...this guy fucking STINKS!

The STE
03-28-2005, 09:47 PM
and the bleach will clean him...to DEATH

barbra
03-28-2005, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by The STE
All the more reason to inject bleach into his scrotum. You don't have to pull his pants down and fondle his nuts while you do it, just stab the needle through the crotch of his jeans and push the plunger in this might sound cliche, but you might be thinking about that whole bleach thing too much

ItsAlive75
03-28-2005, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
trustme, the smell would be unbearable...this guy fucking STINKS!

He's too smelly to stab in the crotch?

The STE
03-28-2005, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by barbra
this might sound cliche, but you might be thinking about that whole bleach thing too much

And what exactly would be the cliché there?

ItsAlive75
03-28-2005, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by The STE
And what exactly would be the cliché there?

I was thinkin' the same thing. It's not really one of those lines that floats around.

barbra
03-28-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by The STE
And what exactly would be the cliché there? maybe cliche is the wrong word. Its just a typical response for someone to say after someone else has made a comment about an outside party's groin area. You just worded it so that I actually beleaved that you might be enjoying the thought of injecting someone's ball sack with liquid. please excuse my misspellings.. all of them

The STE
03-28-2005, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I was thinkin' the same thing. It's not really one of those lines that floats around.

Dude, you're thinking way too much about bleach

ItsAlive75
03-28-2005, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Dude, you're thinking way too much about bleach

Well, when you use it on as many schoolchildren as I have, it tends to stay on your mind.



:confused:

The STE
03-28-2005, 10:09 PM
Schoolchildren? Bah! Lightweight, sez I! I forcebly cut fetuses out of prison-raped alcoholic teenage nuns with a knife covered in STD-ridden blood, and inject THOSE with bleach!
BEAT THAT!

ItsAlive75
03-28-2005, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Schoolchildren? Bah! Lightweight, sez I! I forcebly cut fetuses out of prison-raped alcoholic teenage nuns with a knife covered in STD-ridden blood, and inject THOSE with bleach!
BEAT THAT!

I filmed two guys kissing.

The STE
03-28-2005, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I filmed two guys kissing.

I filmed two guys kissing EACH OTHER

ItsAlive75
03-28-2005, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by The STE
I filmed two guys kissing EACH OTHER

DAMN YOU!!!

I'm defeated.:(

ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 11:30 AM
I was one guy pissing.

I'd go with a waterbaloon filled with cloudy ammonia, just bust it on his chest and watch the fumes fuck with him for a bit...

urgeok
03-29-2005, 12:15 PM
did that guy cut his feet off yet ? or did he ignore me and die ?

The Mothman
03-29-2005, 01:21 PM
guys. Im sorry, but i wont be able to post on horror.com anymore. I cut the kid's ballsack open with a knife and poured bleach in it. he died almost instantly. I am being sentenced to life in prison.

ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 11:41 PM
Well....bye now.

The STE
03-30-2005, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
guys. Im sorry, but i wont be able to post on horror.com anymore. I cut the kid's ballsack open with a knife and poured bleach in it. he died almost instantly. I am being sentenced to life in prison.

LOL! Prison Rape~!

The Mothman
03-30-2005, 03:11 PM
Hey, i just got bailed out by a leprecahn. he used his pot of gold as payment. his name is bob.