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X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-16-2005, 01:58 PM
This question is mainly for the athiests, would you let me eat your body when you die? I'll send you like 5 bucks in advance. Come on, it's 5 bucks and it's not like you're going to need your body when you die. I hope you're fat because I'm poor and I need food that goes a long way.

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Question #2 Do you think we should recycle people to feed the poor?

(Disclaimer: I haven't given much (any) thought to this. I haven't thought about extra toxins, costs or anything. It's pretty much a joke, but I'll still give you 5$ to sign your body over to me)

ShankS
03-16-2005, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
This question is mainly for the athiests, would you let me eat your body when you die? I'll send you like 5 bucks in advance. Come on, it's 5 bucks and it's not like you're going to need your body when you die. I hope you're fat because I'm poor and I need food that goes a long way.

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Question #2 Do you think we should recycle people to feed the poor?

(Disclaimer: I haven't given much (any) thought to this. I haven't thought about extra toxins, costs or anything. It's pretty much a joke, but I'll still give you 5$ to sign your body over to me)



you can eat my meat for free, if you like.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-16-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
you can eat my meat for free, if you like.

bwahahah you should win some sort of internet prize for that one.

As far as the meat I was talking about goes. You're all skin and bones, it wouldn't be worth the effort to clean ya. I need a fatty. :p

fannyface
03-16-2005, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I need a fatty. :p
I'm a bit cuddly

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-16-2005, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by fannyface
I'm a bit cuddly

How much do you weigh?

ShankS
03-16-2005, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
bwahahah you should win some sort of internet prize for that one.

As far as the meat I was talking about goes. You're all skin and bones, it wouldn't be worth the effort to clean ya. I need a fatty. :p

how would you know.....


*looks round the house for hidden cameras..

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-16-2005, 02:39 PM
Ok, maybe the reason why I'm not getting any offers is because it's not a very tempting offer. I'll give you 7.50$ as long as you're not too skinny.

ShankS
03-16-2005, 02:51 PM
looks like you're gona have to tempt some down-and-out in an alley, with the money....the unwashed skin might add a bit of kick to the flavour. :p

urgeok
03-16-2005, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
looks like you're gona have to tempt some down-and-out in an alley, with the money....the unwashed skin might add a bit of kick to the flavour. :p

just when you're in the basement and you think it cant get any grosser, shanks finds a hole in the floor leading to a whole new level :D

ShankS
03-16-2005, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
just when you're in the basement and you think it cant get any grosser, shanks finds a hole in the floor leading to a whole new level :D

this thread started off in the basement....I'm only throwing supplies down the hatch to keep it going. :p

ItsAlive75
03-16-2005, 03:50 PM
I'm down for 7.50

I gotta get groceries...

Sedated_replica
03-16-2005, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
you can eat my meat for free, if you like.

God damn Shanks took my line...

ShankS
03-16-2005, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
God damn Shanks took my line...

I learn fast boyo :p

MisterSadistro
03-16-2005, 03:55 PM
Let me know when the price gets up to $10. I'm on the chunky side myself, plus you can probably get a decent buzz from me with all beer I tend to drink :D
CK

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-16-2005, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'm down for 7.50

I gotta get groceries...

Nice :cool:

So how can we do this?

Sedated_replica
03-16-2005, 04:13 PM
My question is why would you wanna eat someone?

urgeok
03-16-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
My question is why would you wanna eat someone?


hell, it's one of my favorite passtimes :D

zwoti
03-16-2005, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
hell, it's one of my favorite passtimes :D

slowly backs away.....

urgeok
03-16-2005, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
slowly backs away.....


maybe i'd better explain ...


lets just say - there's 2 things i'm good at ..
and one of them is volleyball :p

ShankS
03-16-2005, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
maybe i'd better explain ...


lets just say - there's 2 things i'm good at ..
and one of them is volleyball :p

nutt volleyball whist smokin a meat cigar lol:p :D ;)

zwoti
03-16-2005, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
maybe i'd better explain ...


lets just say - there's 2 things i'm good at ..
and one of them is volleyball :p

......keeps on backing away...

Sedated_replica
03-16-2005, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
hell, it's one of my favorite passtimes :D

hahaha. your a dirty old man :)

urgeok
03-16-2005, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
......keeps on backing away...

jesus christ ... i thought it was your turn to hold the camera ??!!

urgeok
03-16-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
nutt volleyball whist smokin a meat cigar lol:p :D ;)

fuckin cracker !!! hahahahah :p

urgeok
03-16-2005, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
hahaha. your a dirty old man :)


lemme see ..


i'm dirty ...thats for damn sure.


and i'm old - no denying that ..


hell he's right - i AM a dirty old man.

no turning back now :D

ShankS
03-16-2005, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
lemme see ..


i'm dirty ...thats for damn sure.


and i'm old - no denying that ..


hell he's right - i AM a dirty old man.

no turning back now :D

enjoy it... life begins at 40


lol

FairyKorpes
03-16-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
enjoy it... life begins at 40


lol

How do you know? lol. I have no fucking clue how old you are even.

LilMissScareAll
03-16-2005, 04:43 PM
You can eat mine; I have plenty of extra fat.

zwoti
03-16-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
You can eat mine; I have plenty of extra fat.

form an orderly queue....behind me

ItsAlive75
03-16-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Nice :cool:

So how can we do this?

Uhh, well I could jump on a plane and head on out to ya.

Then we go to a Steak N' Shake or Hardee's or somethin and get me a lil' plump.

Then the feast begins I guess.:D

ShankS
03-16-2005, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
How do you know? lol. I have no fucking clue how old you are even.


its a Uk saying.... "life begins at 40"

I'm in my early 30's.

urgeok
03-16-2005, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
You can eat mine; I have plenty of extra fat.


i'm tying a napkin around my neck right now :D

ItsAlive75
03-16-2005, 05:14 PM
I just had a thought.

What about the folks who die due to health complications? I wouldn't want MurderDoll eating my cancer-ridden corpse....

The poor girl.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Uhh, well I could jump on a plane and head on out to ya.

Then we go to a Steak N' Shake or Hardee's or somethin and get me a lil' plump.

Then the feast begins I guess.:D

well geez I'm not a monster, I was going to wait for you to die first. but if you insist... :D

Anyway my real question was "what's so bad about eating dead people if you're an athiest"? Is it any different than eating another animal?

urgeok
03-16-2005, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
well geez I'm not a monster, I was going to wait for you to die first. but if you insist... :D

Anyway my real question was "what's so bad about eating dead people if you're an athiest"? Is it any different than eating another animal?

i think there are a couple of italian football players that were able to come to terms with it :)

ItsAlive75
03-16-2005, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

Anyway my real question was "what's so bad about eating dead people if you're an athiest"? Is it any different than eating another animal?

Probably, because if I was an atheist I still wouldn't eat someone (based solely on the fact that I don't wanna be arrested and given the chair)

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-16-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Probably, because if I was an atheist I still wouldn't eat someone (based solely on the fact that I don't wanna be arrested and given the chair)

I mean ignoring the fact that it's against the law.

zwoti
03-16-2005, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I mean ignoring the fact that it's against the law.

well now you say that......yum yum

ItsAlive75
03-16-2005, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
well now you say that......yum yum

Agreed.

I........HUNGER!!!

urgeok
03-16-2005, 05:28 PM
they would have to be a healthy eater.

i wouldnt want to eat anyone who was on a steady diet of big macs..


well, hell you dont know till you try ..

i'll work my way up to it ..

any ladies here want to volunteer to let me nibble on their bum for a bit ?

ItsAlive75
03-16-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by urgeok


any ladies here want to volunteer to let me nibble on their bum for a bit ?

Urge made a bum-biting post!!!!:D

IDrinkYourBlood
03-16-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
any ladies here want to volunteer to let me nibble on their bum for a bit ? you should walk straight into a bar and say that.

urgeok
03-16-2005, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
you should walk straight into a bar and say that.

its usually the first thing i say if the music isnt too loud..

IDrinkYourBlood
03-16-2005, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
its usually the first thing i say if the music isnt too loud.. Do you get any takers?

urgeok
03-16-2005, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Do you get any takers?

nahhh .. usually just a barstool in the face..


i guarentee if there were takers ... they wouldnt be the bums i would want to bite ..

i have standards !!

AUSTIN316426808
03-16-2005, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
maybe i'd better explain ...


lets just say - there's 2 things i'm good at ..
and one of them is volleyball :p