Urban Legend fuel, Diesel

[Vodstok]

Okie Dokie. i did this a while ago and Movieman had a shitload of contributions, and it was fun.

The idea is to come up with ridiclulous bullshit that could pass off as an urban lgend, IE, it has that "it could almost happen" air about it.

However, it is NOT an Urban Legend thread. has nothign to do with stupid college girl movies. No "Spider eggs in bubbleyum", those ones already exist. Exercise your brains and comeup with your own bullshit :)


here are my starters:

A rare breed of Australian centipede was accidentally let go in chicago. only 1 escaped, but they reproduce asexually. They are slowly replacing rats as the main verming in the city, but city officials are covering it up. they have been known to crawl up through toilets and bite people. The toxin causes euphoria and psychotropic effects.


If you take every other letter from the ingrediants on a coke can, it spells out the date of the tsunami disaster. The wave on the can is symbolic of a tsunami.

Sex scenes in ANime are actrually filmed with people, who ar ethen traced frame by frame into the cartoon.

[Iniquity]

this one time at band camp.......... *grinz*

[Iniquity]

Homeless guy in Pittsburgh, PA. apparently couldnt take the cold winter months, so he decided to hop a ride with one of the long haul truckers heading south. Bad part is he didnt tell the trucker. The homeless man climbed ontop of the truck and laid flat, thinking that he would keep warm with his sleeping bag and whatnot and when the trucker stopped at truckstops/rest areas he would get down and stretch his legs too. Sadly he didnt make it that far. There are very few ways out of the city that do not involve a tunnel. The poor lady following the truck was horrificly startled when her windshield was immediately painted blood red, as well as various organs that were flying off the top of the truck that only had a clearance height of 2 inches. The homeless man was smashed and scraped all the way through the tunnel. The trucker didnt even realize it had happened until about 30 miles down the road the state police pulled him over because of a witness account of what the truck looked like, the blood all over the back doors and sides near the end were a "dead" give away though.

[urgeok]

on the stroke of midnight, on halloween..
if you fart into a friends open mouth and yell Hail Satan at the same time .... your friend will have a coughing fit that will last 2 minutes.

[AUSTIN316426808]

There used to be a swamp where a voodoo cult used to do there practices pray,cast spells ect. Then one day a rich guy(lets call him James) wanted to buy the land and build the New Orleans branch of his buisness there but the land was rightfully owned by the voodoo cult so after various attempt to get the cult to sell him the land had failed James hired a gang to take care of the problem. So one night during the one of the cult's rituals the gang went to the swamp and slaughtered them. James was finally able to buy the land and put up his building, various problems happened with the building men fell off scafels to their death,things would go missing ect. Finally the building was complete and ready to be opened and on the first day of buisness everything went smooth. James desided to work a little overtime that night by himself, the next morning the building was a complete and utter mess burned from top to bottom absolutely ruined but there were no witnesses, nobody heard or saw a thing, when police went inside the only person they found was James pinned up to the wall of his office burned alive with a pentagram carved into his chest. The building was closed for good all that stands there now are the ruins and if you go there late at night some say you can hear James screaming as the voodoo cult chants.

[Vodstok]

George W Bush is actually an intellectual and an Athiest. His persona was devised to make the terrorists in the middle East underestimate him.


The Necronomicon is a reall book with real power. HP LOvercraft knew of it, and figured if it was displayed prominently in his stories, people would assume it was ficticious and not look for it. Aelister Crowly had a genuine copy, which he was buried with.

[Vodstok]

Does htis have anything to do with a screenplay that was recently finished? :D

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Vodstok
reall book with real power.

:D :D :D :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by kpropain
:D :D :D :D

he always makes typos .. it kills me :)

the more upset he is the worse they are .. go back and check the ones where he's bitching about work .. i dont think 2 words in a row are spelled correctly :D

[Vodstok]

Oh, the irony....:)

Austin is gonig to have a feld dday ;)

[newb]

I would like to contribute to this thread but my creative juices are not flowing.





Monday and all.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Oh, the irony....:)

Austin is gonig to have a feld dday ;)

I sure am going to have a FIELD DAY:)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Does htis have anything to do with a screenplay that was recently finished? :D

who's this aimed at?

[Vodstok]

you.


Did you notice the little winky guy after my spelling debacle?


Does Nobody get me?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
you.


Did you notice the little winky guy after my spelling debacle?


Does Nobody get me?


your spelling is uncharactoristicly horrible today.


and ya it's a short story/urban legend version of one my screenplays, it's not the one that I recently made a thread of (''My first movie'') but it's similar to it. This city is so damn creepy it's easy to come up with ideas, sometimes I walk around the bayou or in the back of the zoo (which is loaded with swamp area and old houses) and those creepy ass cemetaries to get ideas, works most of the time but other times I just end up with muddy shoes misquito bites.

[ShankS]

Don't ever eat sweetcorn, the cobs have been grown to produce corn pods that contain a biological transmitter, that's then harvested via bio scanners, with the sole intent on gathering and returning information about it's eaters to Jamaican farmers. The Jamaican farmers send this information back to the farmers across the states, so that they can use this information to produce a dossier. This dossier is then sent to Government officials across global territories so that the army can decide where to place border controls.

[newb]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
your spelling is uncharactoristicly horrible today.

uncharacteristically :D

[Vodstok]

uncharactoristicly

misquito

[newb]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=uncharacteristically


:cool:

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
uncharactoristicly

misquito


ok ok I kant spel that grate ethr.

[AUSTIN316426808]

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[Vodstok]

Didnt really need another thread....
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13916

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Didnt really need another thread....
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13916

did you read the other one I put up before I took it off?

[Vodstok]

I think i may have missed it.

[AUSTIN316426808]

I read it over again and thought it was kinda lame, I was just wondering if you saw it first.

[AUSTIN316426808]

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