The Cryptoment

[Vodstok]

What the hell, i already have 4 or 5 others going....

The Cryptoment! a contest of supernatural, fortean, and just plain wierd things.

first off:

http://www.hufos.net/images/chupacabra.jpg
El Chupacabra


Vs.



The Mongoilian Deathworm
http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/182/death.jpg

One lives in central America and drinks animal's blood, the other lives in the Gobi Desert, spits venom, and can electrocute people from a distance.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I am a double-posting retard

[newb]

El Chup kinda looks like my mother-in-law.......I'll vote for the phallic looking deathworm.

[urgeok]

i'll go for the worm .. cant go wrong with something that can electrocute from a distance.

i think the only thing better than that would be a shark with frickin laser beams attached to its head.


the idea of a mexican monster is kind of funny to me and i dont know why.

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok



the idea of a mexican monster is kind of funny to me and i dont know why.

Surely you must of heard of K. Gordon Murray, who brought us these Mexican monster movies.

100 Cries Of Terror
The Blood Of Nostradamus
Bloody Sea
The Bloody Vampire
The Brainiac
Bring Me The Vampire
The Curse Of Nostradamus
The Curse Of The Aztec Mummy
The Curse Of The Crying Woman
The Curse Of The Doll People
Doctor Of Doom
Frankenstein, The Vampire, And Company
The Genie Of Darkness
The Invasion Of The Vampires
The Living Coffin
The Living Head
The Man And The Monster
The Monster's Demolisher
Night Of A Thousand Cats
The Phantom In The Red House
The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy
Samson In The Wax Museum
Samson And The Vampire Women
Spiritism
The Swamp Of The Lost Monster
The Vampire
The Vampire's Coffin
The Witch's Mirror
The World Of The Vampires
The Wrestling Women Vs. The Aztec Mummy

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Surely you must of heard of K. Gordon Murray, who brought us these Mexican monster movies.

100 Cries Of Terror
The Blood Of Nostradamus
Bloody Sea
The Bloody Vampire
The Brainiac
Bring Me The Vampire
The Curse Of Nostradamus
The Curse Of The Aztec Mummy
The Curse Of The Crying Woman
The Curse Of The Doll People
Doctor Of Doom
Frankenstein, The Vampire, And Company
The Genie Of Darkness
The Invasion Of The Vampires
The Living Coffin
The Living Head
The Man And The Monster
The Monster's Demolisher
Night Of A Thousand Cats
The Phantom In The Red House
The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy
Samson In The Wax Museum
Samson And The Vampire Women
Spiritism
The Swamp Of The Lost Monster
The Vampire
The Vampire's Coffin
The Witch's Mirror
The World Of The Vampires
The Wrestling Women Vs. The Aztec Mummy

i have a bunch of them ... most notably - night of 1000 cats.
some parts are so bad you laugh, some parts are so bad they're bad.

seeing cats 'jumping' at people (in other words - being thrown at people) is a laugh.

i know that some people find cats creepy - or frightning ..

but a whole mess of cats running around together is just goddamn funny.

[AUSTIN316426808]

the movie sucked but I vote for the chupacabra because the stories I've heard are creepy.

[filmmaker2]

Worm! I read about the Mongolian Death Worm once, and they sound like good eatin'.

[The_Return]

Dont care for either...Ill vote for the worm cause it's in the lead, closer to the next match...

[Marroe]

Death worms are cool.

[Iniquity]

Deathworm the other kinda looks like a flea thats been radiated.

[Gren the cake]

the death worm

[ShankS]

Deathworm

[allmykids]

EL CHUPACABRA!! :D

[The STE]

I vote for the Sand Penis

[Vodstok]

Wow, the worm blew the sucker.....




Away....


Now for some creatures with weird, glowy eyes...


http://www.parascope.com/en/cryptozoo/predators05.jpg
The DOver Demon


Vs.


The Mothman
http://home.earthlink.net/~brosenberger/mothman.jpg

[AUSTIN316426808]

neither one of them look to interesting but I'll go with the mothman since I liked the movie.

[urgeok]

thats the best an artist could do coming up with the Dover Demon ????

i never heard of him, he looks like a wimp.

The Dover Demon : Steals sandwiches.



i'll vote for him - i'll go for the underdog because i feel sorry for him already

[Vodstok]

The dover demon was spotted once or twice in the 60s and just stared at people from the side of the road. No scary movies have been made, and i am pretty sure that it would steal a sandwich, given the opportunity.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The dover demon was spotted once or twice in the 60s and just stared at people from the side of the road. No scary movies have been made, and i am pretty sure that it would steal a sandwich, given the opportunity.


ahhhhhh the 60's ... riiiiiiiiiiight.

i understand perfectly.


he probably stole chips, twinkies and pizza too.

[The Mothman]

I VOTE MOTHMAN!! YAY!

[filmmaker2]

I vote Mothman...but he didn't look much like that painting, actually he looked more like this picture--more humanoid, with glowing red eyes, and feathered wings.

That's a great painting, though!

[urgeok]

why didnt they call him the gargoyle man ?

[Vodstok]

I beg to differ. I have read multiple articles, and most of the eye-witnesses said that it didnt appear to have a head, but rather large eyes set in the chest. That pic is cool, but very inaccurate.

[urgeok]

THE Mothman.

[filmmaker2]

Well, not necessarily so. First off, the witness accounts vary greatly. Many did not see a visible head, but they may have been blinded by the red eyes, which were described by some as intensely hypnotic.

The witness who saw it the closest (it was standing next to her car) described a humanoid head on a flexible neck in an interview.

[ShankS]

Dover Demon

[urgeok]

here's the mothman's mommy.

[Vodstok]

http://www.mothmanlives.com/map.html


Anyway, this site belongs to someone who might be just a TAD obsessed....

[filmmaker2]

Ohhhhhh now, I don't understand how you can say a thing like that.

[filmmaker2]

Urge, that looks like Denis Gifford's book...

[urgeok]

looks like one of Gojiras wet dreams to me :D

[newb]

I pick The Mothman

[filmmaker2]

CHARMANDER! I CHOOSE YOU!

Wait....

[Marroe]

The Demon dude please...

[The Mothman]

i've searched mothmanlives.com alot too. I'm not THAT obsessed with the mothman as the guy who made that map is, but I do find the myth quite interesting.

[Vodstok]

4-3, mothman is in the lead over the sandwich theif.. err, Dover Demon.

[zwoti]

sandwich please

[Vodstok]

4-4....

Holy Shit!

URge was right, it steals sandwiches!

[newb]

whew....that doesn't look like chicken salad.

[Vodstok]

No, i think it was ham and cheese with some mayo, lettuce and tomato. Dodged a bullet there.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
4-4....

Holy Shit!

URge was right, it steals sandwiches!

ok that was one of the funniest things i've seen in months here :D

[Vodstok]

I have this urge to make a bunch of pictures of monsters eating food.... I just may...

[urgeok]

it was a good job :)

[Vodstok]

did it convey the sense that he was caught in the act of runninfg away with the sandwich in his mouth? Because that is really what i was going for...

[urgeok]

absolutely, done to a 't'

exactly the way i was picturing him all along.

not much of a threat, but potentially annoying

[Vodstok]

still 4-4.


The deom isnt theo only food obsessed monster out there:
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13815

[Vodstok]

.....

[BudMan]

Well...seeing that I haven't voted..The Mothman it is.:)

[massacre man]

The Mothman

[Vodstok]

The mothman kicked the little sandwich thief's behind all over the east coast.

now:

Whi has a better grainy photo?

http://www.crystalinks.com/bigfoot.gif
Bigfoot


Vs.


Nessie
http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/cz/surgeon.jpg



And here little interlude for you, the lyrics to "Sasquatch", By Tenacios D:

There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of..
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams Hauwww

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real


KJ: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass. It's just that the D it's always just been me and KJ
KJ: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio. I hope there's no hard feelings


Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (Sasquatch)

You and Tenacious D... are... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal

Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
Guy: And who should I tell them said that
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
Guy: OK


JB: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Guy: Ok, Sure.
Sasquatch: See ya.

[newb]

I'm gonna pick Nessie for the grainyness.

[AUSTIN316426808]

I'd say nessie because the stories are more convincing

[massacre man]

well i say Bigfoot because he has a zipper

[Vodstok]

And the prize for the most clever response so far goes to.....

Haley BArry!

Sorry mm, but thank you for playing :)

That was really funny, though.

[Kitty]

jc mm are you tring to give me a Axity attzc from making me laugh so much ?

[massacre man]

um what?

[Za'afiel]

Originally posted by Vodstok
What the hell, i already have 4 or 5 others going....

The Cryptoment! a contest of supernatural, fortean, and just plain wierd things.

first off:

http://www.hufos.net/images/chupacabra.jpg
El Chupacabra


Vs.



The Mongoilian Deathworm
http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/182/death.jpg

One lives in central America and drinks animal's blood, the other lives in the Gobi Desert, spits venom, and can electrocute people from a distance.

I vote "El Chupacabras". This cabron appeard in Puerto Rico (were I'm from). He f'up lots of bunnies,goats,chikens,cats and dogs. I hate him...but still he gots my vote.

[Za'afiel]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The mothman kicked the little sandwich thief's behind all over the east coast.

now:

Whi has a better grainy photo?

http://www.crystalinks.com/bigfoot.gif
Bigfoot


Vs.


Nessie
http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/cz/surgeon.jpg



And here little interlude for you, the lyrics to "Sasquatch", By Tenacios D:

Nessie.

[Vodstok]

And once again, you replied to the first post. try hitting the "last" link for the long threads.

Just a helpful hint :)

[massacre man]

if i was one of those creatures i would pose for the pictures

[Za'afiel]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Wow, the worm blew the sucker.....




Away....


Now for some creatures with weird, glowy eyes...


http://www.parascope.com/en/cryptozoo/predators05.jpg
The DOver Demon


Vs.


The Mothman
http://home.earthlink.net/~brosenberger/mothman.jpg

Mothman.

(And Mothman you still owe me 20 dollards bitch.)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by massacre man
um what?

when you have Hyperventalation Problems-Almost like Asthma only you can breath for at least 20-30 min.and you need ato drink water every five minites.

[Vodstok]

LOL! Dude......


Its bigfoot vs nessie.....


You crack me up.

[Za'afiel]

Originally posted by massacre man
if i was one of those creatures i would pose for the pictures

THE $450,000 CRACK MONSTER!


V.S


THE CRACK BUSTING (RODNEY KING BEATING) EVIL COP!


(My money is on the Crack Monster)

[newb]

Eric Estrada

http://www.dare.com/IDAV/200Estrada_copy.JPG

[Za'afiel]

Originally posted by newb
Eric Estrada

http://www.dare.com/IDAV/200Estrada_copy.JPG

I'm offended and thats uncalled for.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Vodstok
LOL! Dude......


Its bigfoot vs nessie.....


You crack me up. his vote for Nessie is up above

[Kitty]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Big foot or Nissie?



a major disetion


NISSIE all the way

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Big foot or Nissie?



a major disetion


NISSIE all the way

it's spelled nessie dumbfuck

loch ness for me

[massacre man]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
it's spelled nessie dumbfuck

loch ness for me yeah but it's nickname i nissie stupidhead :rolleyes:

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
it's spelled nessie dumbfuck


Funny!

You know, they don't talk like this on the cryptozoo message board sites.

[Marroe]

That Nessie sure is a purdy girl



Nessie!!!!

[AmarylandPsycho]

Big foot would beat nessies ass

[ShankS]

Nessie

[Vodstok]

The scott kicked the american's ass. As if there was any doubt.

Which is a better "Ancient Survivor"?

http://iep.alien.de/grafiken/mokele.jpg
Mokele Mbembe (Supposedly a sauropod, a dinosaur like Apatosaurus or diplodocus, living in African jungles)

Vs.


Mapinguari (Supposedly a living giant Sloth from the Pleistocene, living in SOuth American Jungles)
http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/mapinguari1/mapinguari.jpg

[AUSTIN316426808]

Mapinguari

[newb]

As far a surviving goes....you don't see many Sauropods walking the streets anymore, but you can find some version of a Sloth. Therefore my vote goes to the Sloth.

[urgeok]

sloths are cool.

[ShankS]

Sloth.

[massacre man]

the one i can't pronounce

[The Mothman]

that sloth is cool. I vote him.

[Marroe]

BOTH!