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Marroe
02-12-2005, 12:55 AM
Okay, another if you knew you were gonna die soon thread.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would your head stone say?
Mine would say "I told you I was sick"
:p
AUSTIN316426808
02-12-2005, 03:48 AM
"As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death."
urgeok
02-12-2005, 04:07 AM
"so long, and thanks for all the fish"
http://www.gravesights.org/Funny%20tombstone02.jpg
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 11:44 AM
"I'll see ya in five days."
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-12-2005, 11:50 AM
"I'm not dead, I'm just sleeping" With a little picture of someone going "shhh"
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 11:52 AM
or maybe something really obscure and random like, "Don't let it escape" or "I built a robot"
last bad move
02-12-2005, 11:52 AM
as sand through an hour glass so are the days of our lives
no
marroe i love you
no
i dont know but it would have to do with marroe and hatebreeder and me you know sence hate breeder is a damn sexy chick
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by last bad move
as sand through an hour glass so are the days of our lives
no
marroe i love you
no
i dont know but it would have to do with marroe and hatebreeder and me you know sence hate breeder is a damn sexy chick
I wonder... you think a woman would be flattered or really creeped out if a person dedicated their tombstone to her?
last bad move
02-12-2005, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I wonder... you think a woman would be flattered or really creeped out if a person dedicated their tombstone to her? thats good question i would probley be flattered but upset because the person never told me and now they where dead
urgeok
02-12-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I wonder... you think a woman would be flattered or really creeped out if a person dedicated their tombstone to her?
creeped out .. if it said 'wish you were here'
actually i think thats what i want on my headstone :
'Wish you were here'
or, 'Better you than me'
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
creeped out .. if it said 'wish you were here'
actually i think thats what i want on my headstone :
'Wish you were here'
or, 'Better you than me'
Or just, "I'll pick you up at seven"
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-12-2005, 12:00 PM
I'm with stupid would be hilarious, but cemetary's have rules against allowing that sort of thing on your headstone.
urgeok
02-12-2005, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm with stupid would be hilarious, but cemetary's have rules against allowing that sort of thing on your headstone.
i'm with stupid ... with the arrow pointing up, down, or the corpse next door ?
the latter would be the funniest - especially if you didnt know the stiff ...
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm with stupid would be hilarious, but cemetary's have rules against allowing that sort of thing on your headstone.
That's why you get buried in your backyard and do it.
Or at a high school track field.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-12-2005, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i'm with stupid ... with the arrow pointing up, down, or the corpse next door ?
the latter would be the funniest - especially if you didnt know the stiff ...
exactly, the corpse next door. The other family would be pretty angry, I'd imagine. :p haha
urgeok
02-12-2005, 12:03 PM
how about :
'Hey ! The bugs REALLY ARE playing pingpong on my snout !"
last bad move
02-12-2005, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
That's why you get buried in your backyard and do it.
Or at a high school track field. or in the park or the big field behind kroger
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by last bad move
or in the park or the big field behind kroger
Or just have your body hung from a tree branch by your leg, and there's just a sign stapled to your chest that reads "My family hates me"
urgeok
02-12-2005, 12:24 PM
i thought ut would be funny to be buried straight down .. with your legs half way up the calves sticking out.
your family could change your shoes to suit the season.
old ladies could sit on them as a nice resting place when they are visiting.
i have big feet, i could comfortably seat a couple of the old dears.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-12-2005, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i thought ut would be funny to be buried straight down .. with your legs half way up the calves sticking out.
your family could change your shoes to suit the season.
old ladies could sit on them as a nice resting place when they are visiting.
i have big feet, i could comfortably seat a couple of the old dears.
I'd like to see a graveyard where all the bodies hangs from a tree. You think cemetaries are scary? come check this shit out...
urgeok
02-12-2005, 12:35 PM
big windchimes made out of meat.
that dont chime
phantomstranger
02-12-2005, 12:40 PM
"What are you looking at"
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-12-2005, 12:40 PM
hahaha I'd be there every storm.
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
big windchimes made out of meat.
that dont chime
DEFINITELY a gross image.
I guess you could always nail bells to the arms and legs or somethin.
Iniquity
02-12-2005, 04:31 PM
Into darkness I now walk…
Amongst the graves where crows give call…
I did it for might…
I did it for fame…
But now I fear it was done in shame…
I cannot face the world anymore…
Remember my words as you walk by,
as you are now, so once was I;
As I am now, you soon will be,
prepare for death and follow me.
Sedated_replica
02-12-2005, 05:22 PM
"Get the fuck off my lawn!"
urgeok
02-12-2005, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
"Get the fuck off my lawn!"
that would be my dads
Hate_Breeder
02-12-2005, 06:10 PM
"What a retard"
ItsAlive75
02-12-2005, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
that would be my dads
He's that stereotypical?
My dad's would be "Live long and prosper".
You should see the walls that line my dad's den. NOTHING but Star Trek.
Youch.
furballothrills
02-12-2005, 07:22 PM
Uh, if we were actually allowed to pick them like that, either:
"I see you" or "Look behind you"
The STE
02-12-2005, 08:14 PM
the movie lover in me wants "See you next Wednesday", but the asshole in me wants "Santa Claus". Someone in there wants "Had lots of sex with Marroe" in there, no idea who, though;) :p :D
Marroe
02-13-2005, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by The STE
the movie lover in me wants "See you next Wednesday", but the asshole in me wants "Santa Claus". Someone in there wants "Had lots of sex with Marroe" in there, no idea who, though;) :p :D That'd be the part of me in you Sammy, cause I have had lot's of sex with Marr........Ummm, nevermind:D :p
DraculaInDallas
02-13-2005, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Marroe
That'd be the part of me in you Sammy, cause I have had lot's of sex with Marr........Ummm, nevermind:D :p
LMAO!!!! :D Bad Girl!!!!!!!!!:D
LilMissScareAll
02-13-2005, 08:06 AM
Something like:
"The girl everyone hated...everyone is happy now that she's dead."
massacre man
02-13-2005, 08:30 AM
um something like this
urgeok
02-13-2005, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
Something like:
"The girl everyone hated...everyone is happy now that she's dead."
except for the people on horror ....who dont have an issue with her .
............yet :D
The_Return
02-13-2005, 12:55 PM
"Coming soon to a theatre near you!"
"Im coming to get you Barbara!" [Would be even funnier if I actually knew someone named Barbara, lol]
"Im with Disco!"
Or maybe something like they did to this poor bastard [Sorry the pic is big] :
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave1.jpg
Didnt catch that?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave2.jpg
massacre man
02-13-2005, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
"Coming soon to a theatre near you!"
"Im coming to get you Barbara!" [Would be even funnier if I actually knew someone named Barbara, lol]
"Im with Disco!"
Or maybe something like they did to this poor bastard [Sorry the pics are big] :
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave1.jpg
Didnt catch that?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave2.jpg
Lolololol did you go around looking for a pic that said that?
The_Return
02-13-2005, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
did you go around looking for a pic that said that?
You mean you can actually see them on here? They wouldnt load for me....And Id seen that pic before, this just reminded me
:)
massacre man
02-13-2005, 01:01 PM
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massacre man
02-13-2005, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
You mean you can actually see them on here? They wouldnt load for me....And Id seen that pic before, this just reminded me
:) yesum i can
The STE
02-13-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
That'd be the part of me in you Sammy, cause I have had lot's of sex with Marr........Ummm, nevermind:D :p
Then wouldn't that be the part of me in you? :D
Marroe
02-13-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Then wouldn't that be the part of me in you? :D You're a dirty, dirty old bald man!:p
Za'afiel
02-13-2005, 02:46 PM
"See Tom I told you. That I'd do it if you would. Now it's you're turn. Jump from the Statue of Liberty!"
The STE
02-13-2005, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
You're a dirty, dirty old bald man!:p
Can you really be sure I'm any of those things?
Marroe
02-13-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Can you really be sure I'm any of those things? Nope...you are whatever I make you, and right now you are your avatar;)
Chainsaw Guy
02-13-2005, 05:48 PM
"a pain up here, So he's gonna be a pain down there
aborted
02-13-2005, 07:09 PM
a mad lib game.....those things are great
The Mothman
02-14-2005, 11:18 AM
i'm with stupid ... with the arrow pointing up, down, or the corpse next door ?
dude, I would have arrows pointing in every direction.
Thepuppetmaster
02-14-2005, 01:31 PM
Well on my Tombstone i would have. :ALL NOOBS WILL BURN IN HELL! or '' FUCK YOU,YOU NOOB.