View Full Version : WANTED: Horror Chick!
ElectricEye72
02-11-2005, 03:45 PM
Hey if youre a hot Horror Chick and into the things im into drop me a PM and well talk! This site is about as scary and full of horror as a Hillary Duff concert! Come with me and learn true horror.....and true pleasure! Only REAL women wanted. And guys relax I have no interest in the 3 girls who post on this ahem! site like Marroe or Hatebreeder, you can have them! I mean a cool lurker whos looking for her chance to pounce! Nows the time!:D
last bad move
02-11-2005, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
And guys relax I have no interest in the 3 girls who post on this ahem! site like Marroe or Hatebreeder, you can have them! ya thats what i want hatebreeder
urgeok
02-11-2005, 03:48 PM
again .. i'm starting to suspect that this is a regular goofing around.
this cant be for real ... its like 'the dark side of Modestas'
urgeok
02-11-2005, 03:52 PM
Me, a MAN,
Me make fight with many police
Me make good fuck with you hot ladies.
If you want to make good fuck with me, and you are a hot ladies,
PM me for good times.
I haff no time for you other MEN ... you get in my way and i'll show you what for.
Calling all hot horror chicks for good time.
PM me now or you will losing hot time with a real man.
Marroe
02-11-2005, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
Me, a MAN,
Me make fight with many police
Me make good fuck with you hot ladies.
If you want to make good fuck with me, and you are a hot ladies,
PM me for good times.
I haff no time for you other MEN ... you get in my way and i'll show you what for.
Calling all hot horror chicks for good time.
PM me now or you will losing hot time with a real man. Yeah, me and HB will jump on that. Since he is a girl now too, opps I mean she:rolleyes:
Angra
02-11-2005, 03:56 PM
I think mr. Crazy is mistaken Horror.com for a dating central??
Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....
urgeok
02-11-2005, 03:58 PM
i wanna be the cowboy !! dibs on the cowboy !
Angra
02-11-2005, 03:59 PM
Tonight it´s "SING ALONG NIGHT" here at Horror.com.
Stay tuned. ;)
filmmaker2
02-11-2005, 03:59 PM
Oh, for fucking crying out loud, give me an effing break please. I can't believe this silliness. I try to be friendly to everyone who shows up here, but I can't, in this case.
I don't like all this cuteness.
http://www.wymsey.co.uk/wymsey/pimages/vp-1997.jpg
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Oh, for fucking crying out loud, give me an effing break please. I can't believe this silliness. I try to be friendly to everyone who shows up here, but I can't, in this case.
I don't like all this cuteness. It's POOTIE!!!!!!!:D
filmmaker2
02-11-2005, 04:04 PM
Yeah, THAT! THAT cuteness, that's what I'm talking about! We'll have none o' that here, if you please!
Some people think I am crazy! YOU don't think I'm crazy, do you? I get ANGRY when people think I am crazy.....I love your beautiful long hair---don't evair cut it!!
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Yeah, THAT! THAT cuteness, that's what I'm talking about! We'll have none o' that here, if you please!
Some people think I am crazy! YOU don't think I'm crazy, do you? I get ANGRY when people think I am crazy.....I love your beautiful long hair---don't evair cut it!! Ummm, me or Pootie?
*batting eyelashes*
massacre man
02-11-2005, 04:08 PM
I POOTIE TANG and Carmen Elektra but that's a story for later
filmmaker2
02-11-2005, 04:17 PM
Oh, you're okay, Marroe, to be sure. But POOTIE likes you even more--he wants to know if he can give you a little potato chip. He CAN????? Great! Here he comes...
(Pootie runs over with a potato chip in his teeth, drops it in Marroe's lap, and scampers away and hides, because he's shy.)
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Oh, you're okay, Marroe, to be sure. But POOTIE likes you even more--he wants to know if he can give you a little potato chip. He CAN????? Great! Here he comes...
(Pootie runs over with a potato chip in his teeth, drops it in Marroe's lap, and scampers away and hides, because he's shy.) Aww, come back pootie!!! I don't bite.
filmmaker2
02-11-2005, 04:25 PM
Pootie says nuh-uh, he's scared of the pretty girl. No wait, he's having second thoughts. He's crawling out. No, he's hiding again. Pootie, Jesus, it's just a girl...she'll probably give you a peanut or something. Peanut? Want a peanut? Aw, he's bein' weird.
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Pootie says nuh-uh, he's scared of the pretty girl. No wait, he's having second thoughts. He's crawling out. No, he's hiding again. Pootie, Jesus, it's just a girl...she'll probably give you a peanut or something. Peanut? Want a peanut? Aw, he's bein' weird. but I have teady grahams, pootie!!! Come here you silly rat, I will scratch your chin.
MisterSadistro
02-11-2005, 04:28 PM
Aww, come back pootie!!! I don't bite.
That's not what you told me :D
CK
The STE
02-11-2005, 04:31 PM
Come with me and learn true horror.....and true pleasure!
Yeah, that's Darth Bane
soon he'll be telling of how we'll all be "SUFFERING!!!"
massacre man
02-11-2005, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Yeah, that's Darth Bane
soon he'll be telling of how we'll all be "SUFFERING!!!" those pinheads :rolleyes:
ElectricEye72
02-11-2005, 04:39 PM
Actually young man, its I who is suffering! I can see that Horror.com is filled with nothing but silly homosexual boys! I knew it was a little strange how you guys protested me lookin for a Horror Chick. No wonder any ladies didnt take me up on my King Diamond offer,THERE ARE NO LADIES ON THIS FUCKING SITE!! So kiddies this is my final post, yes you read that right ill leave you little boys to yankin ' your crank to that guy on the WB or whoever gay kids think is hot. Now in the words of King Diamond....Thats the end of another lullabye, time has come for me to say goodnight!!!
The STE
02-11-2005, 04:40 PM
fuck King Diamond
filmmaker2
02-11-2005, 04:43 PM
Whoa! His eyes are closing now, and he's purring! PURRING! Have you ever seen a rat purr? He's, like, vibrating.
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Whoa! His eyes are closing now, and he's purring! PURRING! Have you ever seen a rat purr? He's, like, vibrating. I can make anything purr.
*cuddles Pootie* I love you Pootie.
massacre man
02-11-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Actually young man, its I who is suffering! I can see that Horror.com is filled with nothing but silly homosexual boys! I knew it was a little strange how you guys protested me lookin for a Horror Chick. No wonder any ladies didnt take me up on my King Diamond offer,THERE ARE NO LADIES ON THIS FUCKING SITE!! So kiddies this is my final post, yes you read that right ill leave you little boys to yankin ' your crank to that guy on the WB or whoever gay kids think is hot. Now in the words of King Diamond....Thats the end of another lullabye, time has come for me to say goodnight!!! no i'll miss you who will i cuddle with
DON'T LEAVE BROWNEYE....I WANNA GOOOO..........
http://www.totallyla.com/Interviews/KingDiamond/Graphics/kdpic.jpg
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
no i'll miss you who will i cuddle with Me and Pootie are perdy cozy over here.
massacre man
02-11-2005, 04:48 PM
ElectricEye72 wrote on 02-11-2005 08:46 PM:
massacre man wrote on 02-12-2005 01:43 AM:
ElectricEye72 wrote on 02-11-2005 08:42 PM:
[quote]
massacre man wrote on 02-12-2005 01:03 AM:
hi i'm Carmen Elektra i like you
Sorry Busta Rhymes, I find dark meat somewhat....beneath me.
you got somethin against african americans now?
No, actually I think Shaquille O'Neal is the best center in the NBA
massacre man
02-11-2005, 04:51 PM
certainly bane
bloodrayne
02-11-2005, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
THERE ARE NO LADIES ON THIS FUCKING SITE!!Whether you guys like this dude or not...I gotta agree 100% with this...We are blood, guts and gore horror mavens...NOT little dainty females...
No "ladies" here:p
He talks about us sissy but look at the pretty boys this King Diamond hangs with.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.it/nfo/photo-special/thevault/King-Diamond.jpg
filmmaker2
02-11-2005, 04:55 PM
filmmaker2: "Dude!!"
Pootie: "Purrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Gotta go, work to do this evening.
Kisses!
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by newb
He talks about us sissy but look at the pretty boys this King Diamond hangs with.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.it/nfo/photo-special/thevault/King-Diamond.jpg Is that Slash and Sabastian Bach in that pic?:p
The STE
02-11-2005, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Whether ypu guys like this dude or not...I gotta agree 100% with this...We are blood, guts and gore horror mavens...NOT little dainty females...
No "ladies" here:p
Why couldn't you have been here when this guy was still here?
DraculaInDallas
02-11-2005, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Actually young man, its I who is suffering! I can see that Horror.com is filled with nothing but silly homosexual boys! I knew it was a little strange how you guys protested me lookin for a Horror Chick. No wonder any ladies didnt take me up on my King Diamond offer,THERE ARE NO LADIES ON THIS FUCKING SITE!! So kiddies this is my final post, yes you read that right ill leave you little boys to yankin ' your crank to that guy on the WB or whoever gay kids think is hot. Now in the words of King Diamond....Thats the end of another lullabye, time has come for me to say goodnight!!!
Take a fucking hike and don't come back jerk-off, and King Diamond fucking blows!!!!!!!!!!
massacre man
02-11-2005, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by newb
He talks about us sissy but look at the pretty boys this King Diamond hangs with.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.it/nfo/photo-special/thevault/King-Diamond.jpg wasn't there a member named king diamond?
Marroe
02-11-2005, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
filmmaker2: "Dude!!"
Pootie: "Purrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Gotta go, work to do this evening.
Kisses! Okay, but that rat is staying with me
bloodrayne
02-11-2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Why couldn't you have been here when this guy was still here? Sorry, Sweet Hotness...I've been extremely busy lately...Gotta keep my dude happy ;)
massacre man
02-11-2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Sorry, Sweet Hotness...I've been extremely busy lately...Gotta keep my dude happy ;) it's not alot of work to buy a playboy, mommy
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Sorry, Sweet Hotness...I've been extremely busy lately...Gotta keep my dude happy ;)
Have him join the forum. You brought us Sergio and he's cool.We will treat him with the utmost respect.
The STE
02-11-2005, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Sorry, Sweet Hotness...I've been extremely busy lately...Gotta keep my dude happy ;)
I won't believe you unless you provide video evidence
The STE
02-11-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by newb
Have him join the forum. You brought us Sergio and he's cool.We will treat him with the utmost respect.
Clarification: I won't
Originally posted by The STE
Clarification: I won't
Thats a given:D
but you have mellowed somewhat.
urgeok
02-11-2005, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Actually young man, its I who is suffering! I can see that Horror.com is filled with nothing but silly homosexual boys! I knew it was a little strange how you guys protested me lookin for a Horror Chick. No wonder any ladies didnt take me up on my King Diamond offer,THERE ARE NO LADIES ON THIS FUCKING SITE!! So kiddies this is my final post, yes you read that right ill leave you little boys to yankin ' your crank to that guy on the WB or whoever gay kids think is hot. Now in the words of King Diamond....Thats the end of another lullabye, time has come for me to say goodnight!!!
insane elvis has left the building..
thank YOU Horror !!! GOOD NIGHT !!
ItsAlive75
02-11-2005, 05:20 PM
I just think its funny people would come to a horror forum to pick up girls.
There's seriously BILLIONS of other places you could go.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
02-11-2005, 05:28 PM
Why there are music forums and teen forums... porn forums too.... and :D
ItsAlive75
02-11-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Why there are music forums and teen forums... porn forums too.... and :D
Exactly. Old men can simply go to lesbian chat rooms and cyber with the other 50 year old guys
The STE
02-11-2005, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Exactly. Old men can simply go to lesbian chat rooms and cyber with the other 50 year old guys
Hey, hey, HEY, hey, hey...some of us are only 18...
massacre man
02-11-2005, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Hey, hey, HEY, hey, hey...some of us are only 18... <13
YEAH....SOME OF US ARE YOUNG STUDS:mad:
bloodrayne
02-11-2005, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by newb
Have him join the forum. You brought us Sergio and he's cool.We will treat him with the utmost respect. I can't get him to join...He checks the place out all the time, but he is so busy with the band and fixing computers (Yeah...He's a 'Death Metal Nerd'...Figure that one out...He writes his own HTML...Whatever the hell that is...lol :rolleyes: )...And of course, the rest of his time is taken up by ME...heh...He hardly ever sleeps anymore, and barely has time to post at his OWN forum...He'll be moving in with me soon, so maybe I'll get him in here at some point :)
@MM...I know Sweetie...This one is actually free...I only gotta give him a little...umm...'incentive'...from time to time...heh
"Death Metal Nerd"....never heard that before.
hell....that would make a great screen name.
massacre man
02-11-2005, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
@MM...I know Sweetie...This one is actually free...I only gotta give him a little...umm...'incentive'...from time to time...heh pages of old playboys?
The STE
02-11-2005, 05:37 PM
"Death Metal Nerd"....never heard that before.
hell....that would make a great screen name.
Dibs, bitches! :D
ItsAlive75
02-11-2005, 05:39 PM
Dammit.
bloodrayne
02-11-2005, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
pages of old playboys? No, Sweetheart...My real, LIVE 'playboy'...I know what you meant...But...I took it in a different direction;)
massacre man
02-11-2005, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Dammit. go quick you can do it
ItsAlive75
02-11-2005, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
go quick you can do it
Nah, I like my name.
It's Alive kicked ass.
massacre man
02-11-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Nah, I like my name.
It's Alive kicked ass. i have two screennames here as it is Massacre Man and Tastycakes
furballothrills
02-11-2005, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Actually young man, its I who is suffering! I can see that Horror.com is filled with nothing but silly homosexual boys! I knew it was a little strange how you guys protested me lookin for a Horror Chick. No wonder any ladies didnt take me up on my King Diamond offer,THERE ARE NO LADIES ON THIS FUCKING SITE!! So kiddies this is my final post, yes you read that right ill leave you little boys to yankin ' your crank to that guy on the WB or whoever gay kids think is hot. Now in the words of King Diamond....Thats the end of another lullabye, time has come for me to say goodnight!!!
ahem? This is no dating service, and I'm sure no one cares about your poor little situation.
Gren the cake
02-11-2005, 06:39 PM
ill go. my name is kristin. im asian
massacre man
02-11-2005, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by furballothrills
ahem? This is no dating service, and I'm sure no one cares about your poor little situation. but this site is how Sam and I got together
Marroe
02-11-2005, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
but this site is how Sam and I got together Till I stole him;)
massacre man
02-11-2005, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Till I stole him;) haha i stole pootie
Marroe
02-11-2005, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
haha i stole pootie No, Pootie is here..you have an imposter.
GorePhobia
02-11-2005, 06:49 PM
wow....this guy is desperate....and no sam is mine massacre man....u ass....lol :)
massacre man
02-11-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
No, Pootie is here..you have an imposter. while you were looking me and gore stole back sam
Marroe
02-11-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
wow....this guy is desperate....and no sam is mine massacre man....u ass....lol :) Ya'll better back the fuck up!!!
GorePhobia
02-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Ya'll better back the fuck up!!!
lol calm down babe....Let me introduce my self since I havent yet....Im Gore....and I am the pimp master flex around here...lol but hey....Lets not fight over him....lets share....Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Split Sunday sound good?
Marroe
02-11-2005, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
lol calm down babe....Let me introduce my self since I havent yet....Im Gore....and I am the pimp master flex around here...lol but hey....Lets not fight over him....lets share....Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Split Sunday sound good? Hmmmm.....I suppose..but I get the upper half:)
GorePhobia
02-11-2005, 07:10 PM
no problem ;)
massacre man
02-11-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
lol calm down babe....Let me introduce my self since I havent yet....Im Gore....and I am the pimp master flex around here...lol but hey....Lets not fight over him....lets share....Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Split Sunday sound good? NOOB!
GorePhobia
02-11-2005, 07:36 PM
i am a reborn noob since i havent been here in like 3 months but oh well i like it :)
ShankS
02-11-2005, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Hey if youre a hot Horror Chick and into the things im into drop me a PM and well talk! This site is about as scary and full of horror as a Hillary Duff concert! Come with me and learn true horror.....and true pleasure! Only REAL women wanted. And guys relax I have no interest in the 3 girls who post on this ahem! site like Marroe or Hatebreeder, you can have them! I mean a cool lurker whos looking for her chance to pounce! Nows the time!:D
Girl!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
(Pause)
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
The STE
02-11-2005, 07:53 PM
now, now, there's enough STE to go around. Specifically, there's about 23 inches to go around
bloodrayne
02-11-2005, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by The STE
now, now, there's enough STE to go around. Specifically, there's about 23 inches to go around Is that including the spinal cord?...lol :D
Marroe
02-11-2005, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by The STE
now, now, there's enough STE to go around. Specifically, there's about 23 inches to go around Yeesh! this is why I get the upper half. that is scary
The STE
02-11-2005, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Is that including the spinal cord?...lol :D
yes
The STE
02-11-2005, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Yeesh! this is why I get the upper half. that is scary
If you think my penis is big, you should see my tongue :p
Marroe
02-11-2005, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by The STE
If you think my penis is big, you should see my tongue :p WoooHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
massacre man
02-12-2005, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by GorePhobia
i am a reborn noob since i havent been here in like 3 months but oh well i like it :) what being here or being a reborn noob?
GorePhobia
02-12-2005, 09:26 AM
both :)
Elvis_Christ
02-13-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Hey if youre a hot Horror Chick and into the things im into drop me a PM and well talk! This site is about as scary and full of horror as a Hillary Duff concert! Come with me and learn true horror.....and true pleasure! Only REAL women wanted. And guys relax I have no interest in the 3 girls who post on this ahem! site like Marroe or Hatebreeder, you can have them! I mean a cool lurker whos looking for her chance to pounce! Nows the time!:D
Lame motherfucker.
Hate_Breeder
02-13-2005, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
Girl!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
(Pause)
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
Fuck yeah Shanksie! Electric Six kicks mondo ass!
http://www.indigo.de/img/interpret/big/3635.jpg