Brains For Zombies ...

[filmmaker2]

Uhhhhhh.........I think you people need to see this...

It's amazing................................

http://www.brains4zombies.com/

[barbra]

wow, you save 20% on rudolph giuliani's brain. I guess I wouldn't have to shoot my mom in the face after all.

[filmmaker2]

With the savings you can get there, I don't see the point. And they ship at reasonable rates...they have damn near anything a ghoul could want...! You silly Munster, you.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

HAHA thats awsome

[barbra]

This brain is tender, juicy, and full of all the neurotransmitters a young, growing, bloodthirsty zombie needs. The Frontal and Occipital lobes are particularly tender, making for an excellent roast, or diced for a quick snack. The cortical mantle is highly convoluted; the crest of a single convolution is known as a gyrus, while the fissure between two gyri is known as a sulcus. And you know how good that sulcus can be... Isn't your mouth watering already?

[filmmaker2]

Mmmm, gettin'.....gettin' a little hungry here.

[barbra]

Take one (1) living monkey. The story does not work without the kicking and the screaming and the biting. Just eating monkey brain stew is not particularly interesting or shocking.
Strap beneath special table with hole in center. The monkey must be strapped beneath a table with its head poking up through a hole.
Bop monkey on the head, scoop and serve. The diners usually deliver the fatal blow themselves with hammers, the skull is sawed off and the brains are scooped out with spoons.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/sci/tech/1025471.stm

[filmmaker2]

Are you married?

[ItsAlive75]

That's gotta be the third coolest thing I've ever seen behind the Caddyshack dvd and that GoDaddy.com commercial during the Super Bowl