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josh
11-04-2003, 10:48 AM
CHRISTMAS IS ONLY

1 MONTH
50 DAYS
1211 HOURS
72671 MINUTES

IT'S COMEING FAST OK I HAVE AN IDEA THIS THREAD IS TO TALK ABOUT YOU FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIES FAVORITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT ALL ABOUT CHRISTMAS

josh
11-04-2003, 10:57 AM
Christmas
Twas the Night
Conversation Gift of Magi
Gold & Myrrh
Reason for Season Susie's Letter
Tommy's Letters
Yes, Virginia

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that ST. NICHOLAS soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds.
While visions of sugar-plums danced through their heads;
And Mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap - When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter;
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash,
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of midday to objects below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be SAINT NICK.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:


"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer!
Now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid!
On, Donder and Blitzen!"
To the top of the porch!
to the top of the wall!
Now, dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With a sleigh full of toys and ST. NICHOLAS too!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,

The prancing and pawing
of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head,
and was turning around
Down the chimney ST. NICHOLAS came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur,
from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all
tarnished with ashes and soot!
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedlar just opening his pack;
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face,
and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laugh'd,
like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump;
a right jolly old elf;
And I laughed, when I saw him, in spite of myself.


A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings-then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down off a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"


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MeVerseFreddy
11-04-2003, 11:00 AM
Wow, so I read through half of that until I noticed there wasn't going to be a punchline.

: )

josh
11-04-2003, 11:01 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN

MichaelMyers
11-04-2003, 11:33 AM
Christmas is good for presents and....uh...presents. Yeah.

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by MeVerseFreddy
Wow, so I read through half of that until I noticed there wasn't going to be a punchline.

: )

thers your punchline right there

DarkwingMantis
11-04-2003, 12:25 PM
Okay, considering the threads topic and that this IS a horror related site, my fave X-mas m,ovies are

Silent Night Deadly Night and Jack Frost (killer snowman one, not the Michael Keaton im a friendly litlle fru fru man with a button nose bullshit)

and my fave gift is my Jason Vorhees snow globe complete with counselors in a row boat and blood red glitter instead of snow

josh
11-04-2003, 12:26 PM
no offence or anything but this forum is pretty lame considering halloween is over and all we talk about is halloween shit

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 12:27 PM
we do?

josh
11-04-2003, 12:41 PM
yea scary movies scary games lighten up

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 12:45 PM
i supose so... anyone play system shock2? sompleted it last christmas, must be the scariest game to this date, specialy engineering

josh
11-04-2003, 12:47 PM
so :mad:

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 12:48 PM
you continue to confuse me...

josh
11-04-2003, 12:58 PM
listen this is a christmas thread meaning nothing about anything scary

Killer Clown#1
11-04-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by josh
yea scary movies scary games lighten up
Your cool and all but that has to be one off the stupedist fucking things I have ever read. I have no problem with threads about x-mas and shit but we talk about "scary movies" and "scary games" because it's a forum on a HORROR website not some holiday disscusion forum.:rolleyes:

josh
11-04-2003, 01:09 PM
yea but lets have alittle love here oh and thanks for saying i am cool

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 02:32 PM
its a little to early to cellibrate christmas, wait till december at least before you get all jolly

josh
11-04-2003, 02:32 PM
ok deal

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 02:33 PM
there must be something wrong with me, im still breaking into laughing fits evry time i make a deal with pinhead

josh
11-04-2003, 02:34 PM
why?

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 02:36 PM
its pinhead, and im striking a deal with him, or hes giving me computer advice, so manny mental pictures

josh
11-04-2003, 02:36 PM
who is pin head though my avatar:confused:

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 02:38 PM
yeah, the one with pins thrugh his head...just give me the box

josh
11-04-2003, 02:38 PM
oh when did i give you advise:confused:

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 02:41 PM
you have the memmory of an old hooker who got hit in the face by a fat guy with saors on his face. 2 days ago maby?

josh
11-04-2003, 02:42 PM
what did i say i am totally sick today my memory gone

moonsorrow
11-04-2003, 02:43 PM
relax, dont take it so seriusley, it wqas joke, and a funny one to

josh
11-04-2003, 02:43 PM
oh ok cool

josh
11-04-2003, 02:48 PM
Month's 'Til Christmas 1


Days 'Til Christmas 50


Hours 'Til Christmas 1207


Minutes 'Til Christmas 72431


Seconds 'Til Christmas 4345832

MichaelMyers
11-04-2003, 03:34 PM
If I'd wanted to talk about Christmas, I wouldn't have joined a Horror forum.

josh
11-04-2003, 04:11 PM
shut the hell up u dont like christmas dont post on the thread ok:mad:

MichaelMyers
11-04-2003, 05:29 PM
Where did I say I didn't like Christmas? And I'll post where I want. Thanks.

Killer Clown#1
11-04-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by josh
who is pin head though my avatar:confused:
You don't know who pin head is:eek: Well the series of movies he is in are called Hellraiser, I recomend you see them, some of them suck.

josh
11-04-2003, 06:28 PM
i know who pin head is oh yea and stop being a smart ass michealmyers

DarkwingMantis
11-04-2003, 09:04 PM
Jesus F***ing christ. It seems to me that Josh(whoever this fuck is) seems to have missed the entire meaning of the sight. Its a HORROR site, not a happy-fru-fru-herbie-the-misfit-fucking-elf-discussion site. you wanna talk about ol' Sandy Claws ( grab that referance you jack ass) go join the X-mas-bullshit-im-gay club. Untill you have a relevant horror related post, just shag off

moonsorrow
11-05-2003, 02:50 AM
laettis...

MichaelMyers
11-05-2003, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by DarkwingMantis
Jesus F***ing christ. It seems to me that Josh(whoever this fuck is) seems to have missed the entire meaning of the sight. Its a HORROR site, not a happy-fru-fru-herbie-the-misfit-fucking-elf-discussion site. you wanna talk about ol' Sandy Claws ( grab that referance you jack ass) go join the X-mas-bullshit-im-gay club. Untill you have a relevant horror related post, just shag off

What he said.

_Leatha_Face_
11-05-2003, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by josh
no offence or anything but this forum is pretty lame considering halloween is over and all we talk about is halloween shit any1 else think that josh sucks (_)(_)IIIIIIID not that he said that whata fag

dethbyfire
11-05-2003, 06:45 AM
why are we even discussing x-mas. i mean if we are going to talk about anything it should be Thanksgiving cuz that the next holiday:D

josh
11-05-2003, 06:56 AM
jesus age christ if i knew everyone on here hated me i would of left faster

dethbyfire
11-05-2003, 07:01 AM
there was no offense meant towards you it was just a joke. so you can just take a deep breath and relax

josh
11-05-2003, 07:03 AM
no it's not everyone means it listen i'm sorry if i had alittle spirit that day i had no idea i be hated for it

nightbreed
11-05-2003, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by DarkwingMantis
Its a HORROR site, not a happy-fru-fru-herbie-the-misfit-fucking-elf-discussion site. you wanna talk about ol' Sandy Claws ( grab that referance you jack ass)


herbi this misfit elf, LOL holy shit thats fucking hillarious....
ahh that made my day.
sandy claws, is that a nightmare before x-mas reference?

ChaoticMinister
11-05-2003, 11:25 AM
Found this quote at the rotten.com library under "Hitler," and thought it might be relevant:

Law of Nazi Analogies: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison to Nazis or Hitler becomes one.

( www.rotten.com/library/bio/nazi/adolf-hitler/ )

Thought it was a funny "truism."

As per this thread, it /is/ a christmas thread posted in November... It /is/ out of place and belongs somewhere else... However, screaming at someone doesn't solve a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g...

I know that I sound arrogant; an unfortunate clause in my nature...

*FADE OUT*

Voorhees
11-05-2003, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by moonsorrow
laettis...
HAHA:D
Anyways, my favourite christmas movies would have to be die hard 1 & 2, home alone 1 & 2, and many others.

moonsorrow
11-05-2003, 01:28 PM
what a classic... i havent seen die hard one in years...play.com!

meetthecreeper
11-05-2003, 07:24 PM
Moonsorrow, thanks for the update on reading this thread, I have nothing to say about Xmas except, Tim Burtons Nitemare Before Xmas- I love it. LEts talk about the Wizard of OZ, its always a Nov. Thanksgiving movie and at least it has an scary witch and flying monkeys, oh yeah and the trees talk too. LOL

FreddyFan
11-05-2003, 09:46 PM
My favorite x-mas movies are nightmare before x-mas and lethal weapon. By the way josh it is to fucking early to start a christmas thread. And don't u dare make a thanksgiving thread. Thanksgiving is cool and all but the movies suck so bad. I hate those damn pilgrims. I hate indians too. Hell, why don't I just say that I hate anything that has to do with history. Wat the fuck is the use of learning history. Do u think anybody gives a shit about who discovered electricity and all that other shit. No! I'm starting a chant. Screw history! Screw history! Screw history! Sorry about getting off the subject but christmas movies suck as well. Especially Rudolph. That new Elf movie looks so fucking gay. The only thing great about christmas is getting presents.