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toolboxkiller
09-27-2004, 05:25 PM
allright ppl, this may have been done before but im gonna do it again anyway, this is striclty for those that not only enjoy Horror but also enjoy the World Wrestling Entertainment, my version is the Horror Wrestling Entertainment, this is going to be completly interactive, as the fans not only make matches but they also make the stipulations, the only thing that i do are the outcomes of the matches, so first things first of i as the chairman will leave to the fans to pick our General Managers for my shows, every Monday we will have "Death is Raw" and every Thursday we will have "Slashdown", anyway first i will list 5 possible GM's for Death is Raw.

Alfred Hitchcock

Clive Barker

Wes Craven

Marcus Nispel

Ronny Yu

the Director with the first three votes is the first GM for Death is Raw.

MichaelMyers
09-27-2004, 05:26 PM
Wes Craven.

toolboxkiller
09-27-2004, 05:26 PM
we have 1 vote for Wes Craven

thepsychicfetus
09-27-2004, 05:27 PM
the WWE sucks,
your idea sucks,


horror is superior and it shouldnt be associated with the likes of you.

dingle...

Sistinas
09-27-2004, 05:28 PM
Why do you do this to yourself TBK?Do you want people to make fun of you?

toolboxkiller
09-27-2004, 05:28 PM
listen fuck u dick , if u don't want to participate then don't.

Vampenguin
09-27-2004, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by toolboxkiller
listen fuck u dick , if u don't want to participate then don't.
^^^^^^^^^^
This is what I plan to do....





But Sis has a point, you're just asking to get flamed

toolboxkiller
09-27-2004, 05:29 PM
i didn't swear at u sistinas i meant it to that fruit above u

thepsychicfetus
09-27-2004, 05:30 PM
fine i won't but right after this:

http://www.medicinehatband.net/images/Go-Away.jpg

and never come back

bloodrayne
09-27-2004, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by thepsychicfetus
the WWE sucks Well...There ya go...'Nuff Said...

friday13thfan
09-27-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...There ya go...'Nuff Said...

hey i like the WWE

wes goes for me

Sistinas
09-27-2004, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by toolboxkiller
allright ppl, this may have been done before but im gonna do it again anyway, this is striclty for those that not only enjoy Horror but also enjoy the World Wrestling Entertainment, my version is the Horror Wrestling Entertainment, this is going to be completly interactive, as the fans not only make matches but they also make the stipulations, the only thing that i do are the outcomes of the matches, so first things first of i as the chairman will leave to the fans to pick our General Managers for my shows, every Monday we will have "Death is Raw" and every Thursday we will have "Slashdown", anyway first i will list 5 possible GM's for Death is Raw.

Alfred Hitchcock

Clive Barker

Wes Craven

Marcus Nispel

Ronny Yu

the Director with the first three votes is the first GM for Death is Raw.



TBK is a good kid, he just has retarded moments.

friday13thfan
09-27-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
TBK is a good kid, he just has retarded moments.

like me:D

Sam The Egg
09-27-2004, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
TBK is a good kid, he just has retarded moments.

and those are the moments he chooses to post on the board

Sistinas
09-27-2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and those are the moments he chooses to post on the board


LMFAO!!!!!!!I cant argue with that!

Hate_Breeder
09-27-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and those are the moments he chooses to post on the board

Oats
09-27-2004, 07:30 PM
you know, TBK reminds me of the goofy kid in school, remember? the one dork that could hang out with your crew but you always beat on him and make fun of him, sometimes you call and go "hey wanna hang out" then you never show, yea thats TBK

thepsychicfetus
09-27-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Oats
you know, TBK reminds me of the goofy kid in school, remember? the one dork that could hang out with your crew but you always beat on him and make fun of him, sometimes you call and go "hey wanna hang out" then you never show, yea thats TBK

haha, ya, perfect description

coffinbaby
09-28-2004, 03:57 PM
hey what happened, i tried logging in and it didn't work, i had to register all over again, and then i found out that i was banned, what did i do to deserve that.

coffinbaby
09-28-2004, 04:08 PM
obviously i am the same guy as TBK but wtf whoever banned me for no reason whatsoever, needs to explain themselves, i had to get new e-mail, and now i can't find my TBK avator.

MichaelMyers
09-28-2004, 05:06 PM
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd say the reason you were banned is becuase you pissed off a moderator.

yourlastmistake
09-28-2004, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd say the reason you were banned is becuase you pissed off a moderator.


hehehe....

newb
09-28-2004, 06:57 PM
Here ya go TBK....happy posting.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/tbk.jpg

Sistinas
09-28-2004, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by coffinbaby
obviously i am the same guy as TBK but wtf whoever banned me for no reason whatsoever, needs to explain themselves, i had to get new e-mail, and now i can't find my TBK avator.


Yeah bud, your banning was bullshit.I have mentioned it once or twice in other threads.I am glad you are back.

newb
09-28-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Sistinas
Yeah bud, your banning was bullshit.I have mentioned it once or twice in other threads.I am glad you are back.

Correct...ALL the bannings were bullshit.

Sistinas
09-28-2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by newb
Correct...ALL the bannings were bullshit.



I feel like kpro let us down.

DaBroMain
09-28-2004, 08:11 PM
DAMN YOU GUYS ARE ROOFLESS!!!!!hahahahahaha i love it...:D

thepsychicfetus
09-28-2004, 08:14 PM
ya, it went a little far, but oh well

DaBroMain
09-28-2004, 08:26 PM
Just cant help yourself sometimes lol ive had that problem a lot. :D :D

Oats
09-28-2004, 08:26 PM
kpro is a gentleman

DaBroMain
09-28-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Oats
kpro is a gentleman

i never said otherwise and i would agree.

Hate_Breeder
09-28-2004, 09:14 PM
Yeah the bannings did get outta hand. Although there had to be SOME reason for it. But Sis what'd you get banned from ZN for?

bwind22
09-28-2004, 10:50 PM
The bannings got out of hand???

Did kpro go on a rampage or something?

I haven't been around for a while, who all got banned and what they do?

(P.S. They should be glad they didn't litter in his yard.)

wufong
09-29-2004, 01:46 AM
why put hitchcock in this. he is dead as a dodo. he couldn't a farting contest. well maybe he might what with all the gasses escaping. but he wouldn't win anything he is dead. dead, DEAD ffs.

wufong
09-29-2004, 01:49 AM
who got banned? and why. i miss all the good shit

Sam The Egg
09-29-2004, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd say the reason you were banned is becuase you pissed on a moderator.
Edited for hilarity



anyways, it's this type of thing that keeps me from modding. Way to go, K-Pro

coffinbaby
09-30-2004, 06:23 PM
thank you for the avator Newb, i missed u guys to and im sorry if i offended Kypropain or anyone else on this forum anyway Wes Craven has won the right to be the GM of "Death of Raw", now we must vote on who should be the GM of Slashdown, your choices are.....

Ronny Yu

John Carpenter

Tobe Hooper

Marcus Nispel

please vote for who you would like to see as GM of slashdown, 3 votes to win.

coffinbaby
09-30-2004, 07:07 PM
for those of u that care could u plz vote.

Arioch
09-30-2004, 07:35 PM
Glad to see you back Toolbox......dont let a banning get you down:p

newb
09-30-2004, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by coffinbaby
thank you for the avator Newb, i missed u guys to and im sorry if i offended Kypropain or anyone else on this forum anyway Wes Craven has won the right to be the GM of "Death of Raw", now we must vote on who should be the GM of Slashdown, your choices are.....

Ronny Yu

John Carpenter

Tobe Hooper

Marcus Nispel

please vote for who you would like to see as GM of slashdown, 3 votes to win.

No prob TBK







I still don't wanna play this game though.:)

coffinbaby
10-01-2004, 08:28 PM
well i won't waste your time anymore, i will ask you one simple question is anyone at all interested in this, or think that i should just scrap the whole thing please let me know how you feel.

dantehorrorfan
10-01-2004, 08:32 PM
i think it would be cool for u to do it

MichaelMyers
10-01-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by coffinbaby
thank you for the avator Newb, i missed u guys to and im sorry if i offended Kypropain or anyone else on this forum anyway Wes Craven has won the right to be the GM of "Death of Raw", now we must vote on who should be the GM of Slashdown, your choices are.....

Ronny Yu

John Carpenter

Tobe Hooper

Marcus Nispel

please vote for who you would like to see as GM of slashdown, 3 votes to win.

John Carpenter.

coffinbaby
10-01-2004, 08:37 PM
allright thanks guys im going to continue, John Carpenter needs 2 more votes.

dantehorrorfan
10-01-2004, 08:39 PM
John Carpenter

coffinbaby
10-01-2004, 09:06 PM
john carpenter needs one more vote.

coffinbaby
10-01-2004, 09:40 PM
i have to go for now ill be on tommorow morning between 9-10.

DaBroMain
10-01-2004, 11:28 PM
Carpenter has my vote and i think that makes the second....

coffinbaby
10-02-2004, 02:05 PM
no Carpenter has enough votes and he is now declared the General Manager of Slashdown, now we need commentators for each show first for Death is Raw.


Norman Bates & Jack Torrance

Frankenstein & The Wolfman

Robert Englund & Kane Hodder

Gunnar Hansen & Brad Loree

the team with 3 votes wins.

dantehorrorfan
10-02-2004, 02:15 PM
Robert Englund&Kane Hodder

coffinbaby
10-02-2004, 02:17 PM
Rob and Kane lead with one.

MichaelMyers
10-02-2004, 03:06 PM
Robert Englund & Kane Hodder.

coffinbaby
10-02-2004, 03:14 PM
allright Rob and Kane need one more vote.

coffinbaby
10-02-2004, 03:15 PM
i will be bakc today in probaly 2 or 3 hours from now thanks.

Sistinas
10-02-2004, 03:44 PM
Robert Englund & Kane Hodder

coffinbaby
10-02-2004, 07:31 PM
and thats it Robert Englund and Kane Hodder are the announcing team for Death is Raw.

now we need a commentating team for slashdown.



Norman Bates & Jack Torrance

Frankenstein & The Wolfman

Gunnar Hansen & Brad Loree

3 votes wins

dantehorrorfan
10-02-2004, 07:38 PM
Frankenstein and the wolfman

coffinbaby
10-02-2004, 07:43 PM
Frank and Wolf take the lead 2 more and they win

MichaelMyers
10-02-2004, 08:27 PM
Norman Bates & Jack Torrance.

Hate_Breeder
10-02-2004, 08:34 PM
Frank N' Wolf

coffinbaby
10-02-2004, 08:41 PM
frank and wolf 2, jack and norman 1 so far, i have to go for now peeps i will be back in the morning for sure, so be there and vote mmkay .

Sistinas
10-02-2004, 08:47 PM
Frank N' Wolf

coffinbaby
10-03-2004, 01:45 PM
well allright thats settled Frankenstein and the Wolfman are official commentators for Slashdown. Now coming into this i wanted every part of horror to be involved, wheter it be authors, actors, slashers, or classic monsters, you get the point, now it is time to pick a Chairman/Owner of the company your choices are.

Vincent Price

Clive Barker

Stephen King

Bram Stoker

3 votes will win.

coffinbaby
10-03-2004, 01:53 PM
im sorry i have to leave as soon as i got one, but i have to get ready for a concert at the PNE.

Arioch
10-03-2004, 02:20 PM
What concert....

MichaelMyers
10-03-2004, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by coffinbaby
well allright thats settled Frankenstein and the Wolfman are official commentators for Slashdown. Now coming into this i wanted every part of horror to be involved, wheter it be authors, actors, slashers, or classic monsters, you get the point, now it is time to pick a Chairman/Owner of the company your choices are.

Vincent Price

Clive Barker

Stephen King

Bram Stoker

3 votes will win.

Stephen King.

Let's get to the matches...

dantehorrorfan
10-03-2004, 04:34 PM
stephen king

coffinbaby
10-04-2004, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Arioch
What concert....

it was an hindi concert, anyways, we will do the matches right away i just need one more vote for Clive Barker and he will be the Chairman/Owner, the referees will be the Deadites from Evil Dead, so thats allready decided, one more vote i promise.

Dark_Hero
10-04-2004, 05:04 PM
Vincent Price

coffinbaby
10-04-2004, 05:27 PM
price 1, Barker 2, comon ppl i just need one more vote for Barker.

coffinbaby
10-04-2004, 05:45 PM
i have to go for now.

MichaelMyers
10-04-2004, 06:18 PM
Bye.

coffinbaby
10-05-2004, 06:25 PM
alright im back, and whatever i have decided that Clive Barker will be the Owner/Chairman of the HWE, even though today is tuesday, Raw is Death will make it's debut today at exactly 7pm so i will be back then.

coffinbaby
10-05-2004, 07:41 PM
"Raw is Death"
Pilot Episode



Loud pyro goes off as we fade in to the first ever episode of Raw is Death, the fans are going nuts, regal music hits as Clive Barker walks out.

Clive: Good evening people, as you now i am Clive Barker, and this is the first episode of Raw is Death a program of a show i thought of a month ago the Horror Wrestling Entertainment the ultimate interactive clashing of proffesional wrestling with legendary horror icons, every monday and thursday we will have our live broadcasts, and at the end of the show, you fans, yes you will critique and state what may be your ideas, now i will not promise i will use all the ideas but i will use the best plots, now remember that different wrestlers are on different brands, so thier will be new competors every week, at the end of the show i will give 4 multiple choices for you choose from, includings title defenses, oppenents and offcourse match stipulations, so lets get this on.

Kane Hodder: well Robert lets get things started i think tonight is going to be a slobber knocker.

Robert Englund: oh yes, were going to see alot of action tonight, including first ever title crownings.

Kane: let's get ready for our first match.

Undisputed Horrorcore Championship
Six Pack Challenge

refferee: Earl Deadner

Pumkinhead vs. Matt Cordell vs. Pennywise vs. Jack Frost vs. Alien vs. Headless Hoseman

the six pack match goes on for a long time, but in the end pennywise emerges as the first ever Horrorcore champion, to the fans surprise, he walks out to his traditional clown music.

backstage in his office Wes Craven calls in Chop Top his resident bitch, he tells him that he has signed an amazing legendary killer, and he will debut next monday.

Backstage in a private lockeroom, Pinhead is shown with Butterball, Chatterer and Female, were Pinhead says fuck the Evolution, and that the four of them will put RID threw eternal hell.

Kane: why Rob did you here that, looks like RID hellish days have just begun.

Robert: yeah yeah whatever when is Female comign out here, i really want to see some puppies.

Kane: Damn Rob

Udisputed Horrorteam Championship
triple tag team

Chatterer & Butterball vs. Preacherman & Chainsaw Charlie vs. Slasho & Switchblade Sam

Chatterer & Butterball breeze through this match, afterwards they choke Slasho with a chain.


Kane: that was a great contest.

Rob: oh man im getting pumped up whats next.

Kane: i believe its Horrorcontinental match.


Undisputed Horrorcontinental Championship

Out of nowhere Chop Top comes out and says my boss Wes has told me to come out here and break the bad news as well as the good news, the bad news is that tonight, we will not have the Horrorcontinental match, no instead we will have a much more longer, better , PPv style match tonight, infact next, the Elimination Chamber!

Undisputed Horrorweight Championship

Elimination Chamber

Freddy Krueger vs. Pinhead vs. Candyman vs. Jason Voorhees vs Leatherface vs Ghostface

in an extremely gory and bloody match Pinhead upset Jason Voorhees by tieing the chains around his arms and beating him util, he finally Voorhees was unable to get up.

The Cenobites celebrate in the ring as a sign of the many wierd occurances that are soon to come.

i have to go now but by tomorow hopefully you will read this and give me new ideas.

dantehorrorfan
10-05-2004, 08:20 PM
......sweet

coffinbaby
10-06-2004, 04:22 PM
thanks i respect your critiscism, the first episode of Slashdown is tommorow night at about 6-6:30 pm, now this shit is gonna go down like Taboo Tuesday so for next monday we will see Pinhead defend his newly won Horrorweight Championship the 4 possible clallengers are.

1. Jason Voorhees

2. Freddy Kruger

3. Leatherface ( this is the original Leatherface by the way as Thomas Hewitt is on Slashdown)

4. Candyman

these are the 4 possible challengers, listed from the 1st contender to the last, 3 votes will be enough for a winner.

Sistinas
10-06-2004, 04:28 PM
Please tbk/coffinbaby, just stop this madness.

MichaelMyers
10-06-2004, 05:02 PM
Man, I dunno...

coffinbaby
10-06-2004, 05:15 PM
you can still call em tbk Sisitinas, but the ppl said that they wanted it.

coffinbaby
10-06-2004, 06:16 PM
i have to go for now i will be back tommorow.

coffinbaby
10-07-2004, 05:35 PM
so have some big news, the HWE has officialy become bankrupt, and therefore cancelled, it was just a dumb ass moment in my life which i am now through, and plus im tired of fucking writing, the world shall never know.

coffinbaby
10-07-2004, 05:36 PM
im just gonna delete the whole fucking thread.

coffinbaby
10-07-2004, 05:36 PM
i guess i can't do that heheh.

wufong
10-07-2004, 08:02 PM
sorry to hear that